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Posted: 8/8/2005 4:41:52 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/8/2005 4:42:18 PM EDT by FLAL1A]
Details have been changed to protect the guilty.

A female (duh) client tells me today that she wants her divorce settlement to include reimbursement for the expenses "his" dog caused her to incur in returning "her" dog to health after a pre-separation canine dust-up. "His" dog is a ~Mastiff. "Hers" is a 9 lb. mixed-breed ~terrier. The bill for repairs to Fluffy? +$2300.00.

It was all I could do to keep from saying "Ma'am, I'd'a shot Fluffy for ya for $250 an hour, and I'd'a waived travel one way."
Link Posted: 8/8/2005 4:44:10 PM EDT
man the ole mastif ripped her a new one, huh???

or was it a metphor??? did you ask to see her gash??
Link Posted: 8/8/2005 4:46:18 PM EDT
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