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Posted: 10/21/2004 11:05:25 PM EST
You face your opponent, and watch his eyes, not his sword. You begin the dance, and time moves slowly as the both of you come together. In an instant, your swords clash, but you hear nothing. You see a flash of steel, and then...silence. Suddenly, you feel as if someone had opened you up like a melon. You look down, and see your belly split open. Although there is yet no pain, you feel your intestines see daylight for the first time as they spill out of you. You stand and resolve to continue fighting, but your strength is leaving you fast, and you cannot help but feel like you are being spread out all over the ground. You feel open because your flesh is no longer whole. Your opponent looks at you, with no emotion. You and him share a single thought: it was a clean cut.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 11:06:45 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 11:06:50 PM EST
nothing to see here. move along now.

Seriously, lay off the speed.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 11:09:03 PM EST
Wow and I figured I was fucking crazy.

I am sane wee what a good feeling.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 11:09:25 PM EST
You just aint normal dude. Not at all. Your creative writing classes are an abismal failure by the way. Seriously, learn to do some gardening or something.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 11:09:33 PM EST
Dude, you are sick.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 11:09:44 PM EST
Even in a fight to the death with yourself you would still lose.


Sgatr15
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 11:10:19 PM EST

Originally Posted By mtechgunman:
nothing to see here. move along now.

Seriously, lay off the speed.



And the rock....


Any any booze that is under $10 a fifth
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 11:10:32 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/21/2004 11:11:03 PM EST by ARDunstan]
Looks like it just isn't CC's day.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 11:10:55 PM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Even in a fight to the death with yourself you would still lose.


Sgatr15




Does that include trying to choke your...... well you know.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 11:11:22 PM EST

Originally Posted By ARDunstan:
Looks like it just isn't CC's day.




You guys just don't understand him

He is actually a Cambodian Sowrd master!


SGatr15
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 11:12:21 PM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Even in a fight to the death with yourself you would still lose.


Sgatr15


Well I am bipolar so I can still kill one of me and live




It was a joke people
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 11:15:08 PM EST
The beauty of CC is that the gayer his thread is the more successful it becomes. Just so you know CC, if arfcom was happy days, you would be ralph malph.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 11:18:33 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/21/2004 11:18:40 PM EST by M4_Aiming_at_U]
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 11:21:46 PM EST
There can be only one!!

Oh wait... that's chopping off the head.


Okay then, smartass remark number two...



You and him share a single thought:
... Yes, that is a Hattori Hanzo sword.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 11:24:04 PM EST
You cannot defeat me for I am a Magik Ninja
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 11:24:41 PM EST
Hey I'm tryin ta eat here dammit!

This is why I don't bring a knife to a gunfight.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 11:28:58 PM EST
Is this the lesson about not bringing a knife to a gun fight thing
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 11:29:15 PM EST
You face your opponent. With a steel cold resolve you see your opponents knife glisten. The reflection in his eye shows he has seen your knife glisten as well. It is now a contest of wits. You both stare silently at one another waiting to see who will make the first move. Just when you can stand it no more the silence breaks. Your opponent has spoken the first word and ended this dreaded stand off. In a voice almost like a whisper, you hear him say..........

<­BR>






Pass me the butter.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 11:36:50 PM EST
I highly recommend this movie.

Here is the trailer. It was kick ass. Good luck finding a copy, though. I barely found one with English subtitles.


tristone.co.jp/azumi/sound/azumi_2b.asx
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 11:40:39 PM EST
If it's not in english, it ain't worth watching.


SGtar15
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 11:40:53 PM EST
AZUMI, a sword-fight movie in Medieval Japan done by the Japanese. This is NOT "The Last Samurai" or even close. Americans would never make a movie like this. Has to be seen to be fully appreciated.

Link Posted: 10/21/2004 11:43:38 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 11:45:01 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 11:47:08 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 11:48:24 PM EST
Will this be an Id hit it thread soon?
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 11:48:48 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 11:50:09 PM EST

Originally Posted By Taxman:
Will this be an Id hit it thread soon?




I don't know, but while I normally don't like Japanese sword-fight movies, this movie blew me away.
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 12:19:30 AM EST
Girls with swords are pretty damn appealing.

I want a Japanese sword now. Anyone got one? Where can I a get a good one for not too much?
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 12:23:45 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/22/2004 12:23:57 AM EST by Jeeper21]

Originally Posted By clean_cut:
Girls with swords are pretty damn appealing.

I want a Japanese sword now. Anyone got one? Where can I a get a good one for not too much?



I got one, but if you want one for the cool factor, be careful, you will cut yourself. And you wont like it.
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 12:25:59 AM EST

Originally Posted By Jeeper21:

Originally Posted By clean_cut:
Girls with swords are pretty damn appealing.

I want a Japanese sword now. Anyone got one? Where can I a get a good one for not too much?



I got one, but if you want one for the cool factor, be careful, you will cut yourself. And you wont like it.




I will cut myself? Is this like I will shoot myself if I have a gun?
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 12:27:21 AM EST

Originally Posted By clean_cut:

Originally Posted By Jeeper21:

Originally Posted By clean_cut:
Girls with swords are pretty damn appealing.

I want a Japanese sword now. Anyone got one? Where can I a get a good one for not too much?



I got one, but if you want one for the cool factor, be careful, you will cut yourself. And you wont like it.




I will cut myself? Is this like I will shoot myself if I have a gun?



hehe, no you'll shoot your eye out.

This is what you really, really want

Azumi soft vinyl figure
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 12:34:16 AM EST

Originally Posted By clean_cut:

Originally Posted By Jeeper21:

Originally Posted By clean_cut:
Girls with swords are pretty damn appealing.

I want a Japanese sword now. Anyone got one? Where can I a get a good one for not too much?



I got one, but if you want one for the cool factor, be careful, you will cut yourself. And you wont like it.




I will cut myself? Is this like I will shoot myself if I have a gun?




In your case yes.

Jap girls with swords do nothing for me.

I have a odd feeling that this is somewhat symbolic of a large sexual issue.


SGtar15


PS Think about it...Girls that look like 12 y.o. boys with SWORDS!
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 12:36:11 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By clean_cut:

Originally Posted By Jeeper21:

Originally Posted By clean_cut:
Girls with swords are pretty damn appealing.

I want a Japanese sword now. Anyone got one? Where can I a get a good one for not too much?



I got one, but if you want one for the cool factor, be careful, you will cut yourself. And you wont like it.




I will cut myself? Is this like I will shoot myself if I have a gun?




In your case yes.

Jap girls with swords do nothing for me.

I have a odd feeling that this is somewhat symbolic of a large sexual issue.


SGtar15


PS Think about it...Girls that look like 12 y.o. boys with SWORDS!




Everything is a sexual issue with you. You are a walking Freudian case. You are penis-fixated.

Link Posted: 10/22/2004 12:37:45 AM EST

Originally Posted By clean_cut:

Everything is a sexual issue with you. You are a walking Freudian case. You are penis-fixated.





Well, I do reply to alot of your posts.



SGtar15
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 12:40:17 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By clean_cut:

Everything is a sexual issue with you. You are a walking Freudian case. You are penis-fixated.





Well, I do reply to alot of your posts.



SGtar15




Yes, I noticed that. Why me.
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 12:42:48 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/22/2004 12:45:37 AM EST by Gunslinger808]

Originally Posted By clean_cut:
Girls with swords are pretty damn appealing.

I want a Japanese sword now. Anyone got one? Where can I a get a good one for not too much?



The EE is your friend:
www.wholesalehunter.com/product/coldstee/colddes/japaneseswords.htm

That's a fair price for an inexpensive start.
Now if you want real Japanese, add at least another zero to that price.

ETA: Get you a Bokken to practice with, otherwise poking a eye out is the least of your worries!
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 12:42:50 AM EST

Originally Posted By clean_cut:


Everything is a sexual issue with you. You are a walking Freudian case. You are penis-fixated.




Well how many Penises do you see in the top logo?
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 12:43:43 AM EST

Originally Posted By clean_cut:
I want a Japanese sword now. Anyone got one? Where can I a get a good one for not too much?



Simple go to the local Kung-Fu/Ninja surplus store.
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 12:43:58 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Think about it...Girls that look like 12 y.o. boys !



Something your not telling us Sarge ?

Link Posted: 10/22/2004 12:44:07 AM EST
ARTHUR:
You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight.
[pause]
I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
[pause]
I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my court at Camelot.
[pause]
You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me?
[pause]
You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy.
BLACK KNIGHT:
None shall pass.
ARTHUR:
What?
BLACK KNIGHT:
None shall pass.
ARTHUR:
I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Then you shall die.
ARTHUR:
I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!
BLACK KNIGHT:
I move for no man.
ARTHUR:
So be it!
ARTHUR and BLACK KNIGHT:
Aaah!, hiyaah!, etc.
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's left arm off]
ARTHUR:
Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
BLACK KNIGHT:
'Tis but a scratch.
ARTHUR:
A scratch? Your arm's off!
BLACK KNIGHT:
No, it isn't.
ARTHUR:
Well, what's that, then?
BLACK KNIGHT:
I've had worse.
ARTHUR:
You liar!
BLACK KNIGHT:
Come on, you pansy!
[clang]
Huyah!
[clang]
Hiyaah!
[clang]
Aaaaaaaah!
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right arm off]
ARTHUR:
Victory is mine!
[kneeling]
We thank Thee Lord, that in Thy mer--
BLACK KNIGHT:
Hah!
[kick]
Come on, then.
ARTHUR:
What?
BLACK KNIGHT:
Have at you!
[kick]
ARTHUR:
Eh. You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Oh, had enough, eh?
ARTHUR:
Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Yes, I have.
ARTHUR:
Look!
BLACK KNIGHT:
Just a flesh wound.
[kick]
ARTHUR:
Look, stop that.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Chicken!
[kick]
Chickennn!
ARTHUR:
Look, I'll have your leg.
[kick]
Right!
[whop]
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right leg off]
BLACK KNIGHT:
Right. I'll do you for that!
ARTHUR:
You'll what?
BLACK KNIGHT:
Come here!
ARTHUR:
What are you going to do, bleed on me?
BLACK KNIGHT:
I'm invincible!
ARTHUR:
You're a looney.
BLACK KNIGHT:
The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then.
[whop]
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's last leg off]
BLACK KNIGHT:
Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw.
ARTHUR:
Come, Patsy.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!

That was the first thing that I thought of when I read that post. Seriously CC, take up yoga or gardening like someone said before. You need to get some of that hate out of your heart. It'll kill ya.
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 12:44:59 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/22/2004 12:56:28 AM EST by sgtar15]

Originally Posted By clean_cut:
Yes, I noticed that. Why me.




You are my case study on Asia-Americans. My father was in Vietnam for 2 years and he told about the loose women from there. After he came back we helped bring over many single mothers to the USA thru our church. Ever since then the VN little people have fascinated me.

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 12:48:38 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By clean_cut:
Yes, I noticed that. Why me.




You are my case study on Asia-Americans. My father was in Vietnam for 2 years and he told about the loose the loose women from there. After he came back we helped bring over many single mothers to the USA thru our church. Ever since then the VN little people have fascinated me.

Sgtar15




Really and what is so fascinating about them?

You should learn Vietnamese then, at least you will understand what they are saying about you.
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 12:57:08 AM EST

Originally Posted By clean_cut:
You should learn Vietnamese then, at least you will understand what they are saying about you.




They are probably wondering if I am their father.......


SGtar15
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 1:00:57 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By clean_cut:
You should learn Vietnamese then, at least you will understand what they are saying about you.




They are probably wondering if I am their father.......


SGtar15



God help them.

Were you in Vietnam?

Link Posted: 10/22/2004 1:01:34 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
If it's not in english, it ain't worth watching.


SGtar15

Kerry is in English and he ain't worth watching either.
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 1:06:13 AM EST
The cinamatography is damn good, that part where they do a 360 around the bridge thing while they are fighting is nice.

Where do I get this movie, do they make an english version?
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 1:07:17 AM EST

Originally Posted By sonofbp:
The cinamatography is damn good, that part where they do a 360 around the bridge thing while they are fighting is nice.

Where do I get this movie, do they make an english version?




I'm in austin, so they have weird video stores with hard to find titles.

Mine is Japanese with English subtitles.

I have to go rent "Princess Blade" next.
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 1:07:53 AM EST
About that Movie….

Is there sex and nudity and such goodies like that?


She looks so hot I can see her up the TV.
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 1:18:23 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
If it's not in english, it ain't worth watching.


SGtar15



That ranks as one of the DUMBEST things I have ever read from you.
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 1:19:13 AM EST

Originally Posted By Adam_White:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
If it's not in english, it ain't worth watching.


SGtar15



That ranks as one of the DUMBEST things I have ever read from you.




Stick around...I am POSITIVE I can top that!


SGatr125
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