Yep, it's that time. 10 year class reunion coming up in two months. Quite late IMO, but those who were supposed to be in charge of it said they didn't want anything to do with it. High school seniors are such great judges of character, aren't they?
There were 67 people in my graduating class. I would estimate that maybe 30-40 will show up for this thing. We were such a sorry bunch. First senior class in the history of the high school to lose the homecoming competition.
But I'm not going. Have to work that weekend and I don't want to waste vacation leave for it. Friday night at the school's season-ending football game against their biggest rival. They're having a pizza party before the game. $7 a head.
Saturday night they're meeting at a local backwoods lodge for a catered dinner (that will be transported approx. 60 miles), some dumbass DJ, and BYOSB (special beverage). $25 a head.
$25 a head just to hang out with people you haven't seen in 10 years? With the exception of 2-3 people who fell off the face of the earth after graduation, I see the only HS friends I want to see every couple of weeks.
$25 a head just so everyone can break up into the same little groups and get wasted. I'm sure a few people will get laid. 10 years later and now they're horny I guess.
Sorry, but I have to work.
Doesn't help any that I pretty much hated the chick that is spearheading this deal.
A couple of friends have suggested having our own 'reunion' on the same weekend or the weekend before. That idea is starting to gain favor for me.
So, have you been to any of your class reunions? Care to share the horror stories? Did you bed that hot cheerleader 10 years later? Or did she show up as a fat cow with 5 snotty brats in tow?