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Posted: 9/17/2004 10:26:08 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/18/2004 8:42:50 PM EDT by StormSurge]
Who would win? I thought Boba Fett would win, since he has that backpack that shoots the rocket, but then I remembered that Mr. Norris had a motorcycle in Invasion USA that had two rockets mounted on the handlebars.

Poll added because I want to see how you guys think.

I put my vote in; now its up to you!
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 10:26:39 PM EDT
Boba Fett
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 10:27:43 PM EDT

Originally Posted By StormSurge:
Who would win? I thought Boba Fett would win, since he has that backpack that shoots the rocket, but then I remembered that Mr. Norris had a motorcycle in Invasion USA that had two rockets mounted on the handlebars.



This is stupid. Anybody in their right mind knows that the Fett man kicks ass.
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 10:30:26 PM EDT
But Mr. Norris has that impassive and glacial facial expression that never changes. Surely that would intimidate any foe. And don't forget the rocket shooting motorcycle.
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 10:31:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By StormSurge:
But Mr. Norris has that impassive and glacial facial expression that never changes. Surely that would intimidate any foe. And don't forget the rocket shooting motorcycle.



But if you try to look into Boba Fett`s eyes, all you see is a black visor.
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 10:36:26 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/17/2004 10:36:38 PM EDT by twonami]
Boba Fett
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 11:38:20 PM EDT
I thought the rocket-shooting bike was used in Delta Force?

I think 'ol Fett could give Chuck a lot of grief. Lots of suprises with that Mandolorian Armor.

Chuck was a student of Bruce Lee, though....hmmmm.

Scott
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 11:41:20 PM EDT
You are right, the rocket bike was in Delta Force.

Which one of those was the better movie, that's a poser...
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 11:42:04 PM EDT
I'll never trade the Fett man. I think Chuck would get handled harder then the movie he fought Bruce Lee.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 12:41:51 AM EDT
Boba Fett
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 12:57:17 AM EDT
I'm leaning towards Chuck, I never saw him get eaten by an overgrown venus flytrap. What a total rip! Lucas should have been tossed in after Fett for doing that to him.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 3:40:36 AM EDT

Originally Posted By StormSurge:
But Mr. Norris has that impassive and glacial facial expression that never changes. Surely that would intimidate any foe. And don't forget the rocket shooting motorcycle.




No no.... That's just called "I can't act"
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 4:11:20 AM EDT
I have one question...


Could Chuck Norris fly?


Didn't think so....
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 4:14:27 AM EDT
psssst.. whatever.

Chuck has a mini uzi.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 4:17:26 AM EDT
actually his bike in the movie delta force flew and it has rockets
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 4:38:24 AM EDT
On the new DVD set coming out with Episodes 4-6 George Lucas actually says that had he know Boba Fett was going to be such a popular character he would have givin him a more exciting death.

Digital
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 4:51:10 AM EDT
Bring Norris to me alive.

Link Posted: 9/18/2004 6:36:15 AM EDT
If they had the same gear, Chuck would kick his ass.

Plus, Chuck is voting for Bush. Boba Fett is not.

Link Posted: 9/18/2004 6:41:25 AM EDT

Originally Posted By MonkTx:
I'm leaning towards Chuck, I never saw him get eaten by an overgrown venus flytrap. What a total rip! Lucas should have been tossed in after Fett for doing that to him.



Yeah, but Boba Fett was so badass that he escaped from that thing and killed it in the process. Although he was really messed up after the fact. (you would have had to read some of the books to know this)
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 6:50:10 AM EDT
chuck would only go after boba fett if he was an illegal arms dealing drug swindling texas militia man
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 7:03:20 AM EDT
Simple... Chuck is a TEXAN!!!

here's the factual breakdown...

Norris can fight, fet is an actor.
Norris can't act, fet is an actor.

The whole questions is bunk! It's like asking, which Olsen Twin would you rather spooge on.

Actually, that's a bad analogy, as the answer there is "one of each"
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 7:07:17 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/18/2004 7:07:53 AM EDT by IamtheNRA]
Fett...Norris doesn't have directed-energy weapons (blasters)...
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 2:40:31 PM EDT
The Norris patented flying spin kick is undefeatable. Chuck would totally flip out and chop Boba's head clean off. Then he'd do it again.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 2:43:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TopCrest:
The Norris patented flying spin kick is undefeatable. Chuck would totally flip out and chop Boba's head clean off. Then he'd do it again.



+1
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 2:43:29 PM EDT
Ten bucks on Bobba. Blasters, darts, rockets, etc.... The man has it all, and can probably fight without them too ( read some of the post Trilogy books ).

Ever seen Norris get whooped? Here is your chance.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 3:23:43 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/22/2004 7:17:47 AM EDT by AMHsix]
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Link Posted: 9/18/2004 4:27:18 PM EDT
You forget that in Octagon, Chuck is....a NINJA... and they live to Kill. Ninja have the same mind tricks that the Jedi have...Chuck is also a really nice guy..
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 4:59:34 PM EDT
DITKA!!.....ooops...wrong sketch.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 5:02:25 PM EDT
What kind of gun didAl Pacino Fett use inHeat "Attack of the clones"?
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 5:02:48 PM EDT
Before I make an decision...

<­BR>Does anybody know if Fett uses a Total Gym?
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 5:07:23 PM EDT
for crying out loud! Norris may have a motorcyle with rockets, but Fett has a spaceship that fires blasters! besides, Fett is armored and has advanced weaponry, Norris is limited to 20th-21th tech and weapons. 'nuff said.

Link Posted: 9/18/2004 5:09:17 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 5:15:19 PM EDT
i'd put my money on chuck cause with the high gas prices these days i dont think fett could afford to fill up his rocket pack, i mean that thing must get like 2 feet to the gallon and besides i dont think he could get the proper paperwork to bring his Destructive devices into the U.S. I mean even his blaster rifle looks like a sawed off. besides chuch works out on his little ab machine thing on tv infomercials all the time. hes ready for the challenge
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 5:18:27 PM EDT
BOBA FETT!!!

He is the shit !!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 5:21:17 PM EDT
bobba fett; cause he can fly and he's got cooler guns
if only he had a mini-gun that shot blaster bolts........

ps-fett did not die in the movie; its only IMPLIED he died b/c we really did not see him die, just get swallowed
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 5:23:00 PM EDT
Chuck's got the best looking girlfriend...the one who worried over him while he was near death when his car flipped upside down into the lake.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 5:29:25 PM EDT
Bubba Fat. He's got advanced weaponry.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 5:45:37 PM EDT
Chuck Norris by a long shot... He'd just have to do that flinty-eyes stare at Boba Fett, then the 'Walker' music would start playing. A few spin-kicks later, Fett would be toast, and Norris would say something tough yet witty and walk away.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 5:45:39 PM EDT
Remember the one where Chuck gets burried in his Dodge RamCharger after he has been totally thrashed....you see him (under the earth in this rig) he is fumbling around for something under the seat...you think it may be a gun or something to get him out of this mess...It turns out to be a six-pack of beer! He slams one down then he fires up the Ramcharger and drives out from under the 20 tons of dirt...

Try that BobbO Fet.

MT
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 9:10:17 PM EDT
Poll added; this issue must be settled.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 9:48:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By jaqattack02:

Originally Posted By MonkTx:
I'm leaning towards Chuck, I never saw him get eaten by an overgrown venus flytrap. What a total rip! Lucas should have been tossed in after Fett for doing that to him.



Yeah, but Boba Fett was so badass that he escaped from that thing and killed it in the process. Although he was really messed up after the fact. (you would have had to read some of the books to know this)



Yeah the digestive acids of the Sarlaac really jacked up the Mandalorian armor. I gotta admit, I got a little tired of Boba Fett by the end of the Fett trilogy, it seemed no matter what the situation was, he was always ahead of everyone; got a little ridiculous.

Anyways, if we're talking Fett with no weapons vs. Chuck with no weapons, and both at the same age, I'd lean towards Chuck. However, since Chuck's like 94 years old now, I think Fett would have a chance.
But Trivette would have his revenge.
Unless Bruce Lee came back from the grave, then he'd kick all their asses.
Unless Charles Bronson came back from the grave, then he'd shoot all their asses.
Then Leia and Padme would show their asses (young Leia, not 50 year old 250 pound Leia).


Damn I'd make cool movies.
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