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Posted: 9/17/2004 9:26:08 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/18/2004 7:42:50 PM EST by StormSurge]
Who would win? I thought Boba Fett would win, since he has that backpack that shoots the rocket, but then I remembered that Mr. Norris had a motorcycle in Invasion USA that had two rockets mounted on the handlebars.

Poll added because I want to see how you guys think.

I put my vote in; now its up to you!
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 9:26:39 PM EST
Boba Fett
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 9:27:43 PM EST

Originally Posted By StormSurge:
Who would win? I thought Boba Fett would win, since he has that backpack that shoots the rocket, but then I remembered that Mr. Norris had a motorcycle in Invasion USA that had two rockets mounted on the handlebars.



This is stupid. Anybody in their right mind knows that the Fett man kicks ass.
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 9:30:26 PM EST
But Mr. Norris has that impassive and glacial facial expression that never changes. Surely that would intimidate any foe. And don't forget the rocket shooting motorcycle.
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 9:31:27 PM EST

Originally Posted By StormSurge:
But Mr. Norris has that impassive and glacial facial expression that never changes. Surely that would intimidate any foe. And don't forget the rocket shooting motorcycle.



But if you try to look into Boba Fett`s eyes, all you see is a black visor.
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 9:36:26 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/17/2004 9:36:38 PM EST by twonami]
Boba Fett
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 10:38:20 PM EST
I thought the rocket-shooting bike was used in Delta Force?

I think 'ol Fett could give Chuck a lot of grief. Lots of suprises with that Mandolorian Armor.

Chuck was a student of Bruce Lee, though....hmmmm.

Scott
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 10:41:20 PM EST
You are right, the rocket bike was in Delta Force.

Which one of those was the better movie, that's a poser...
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 10:42:04 PM EST
I'll never trade the Fett man. I think Chuck would get handled harder then the movie he fought Bruce Lee.
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 11:41:51 PM EST
Boba Fett
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 11:57:17 PM EST
I'm leaning towards Chuck, I never saw him get eaten by an overgrown venus flytrap. What a total rip! Lucas should have been tossed in after Fett for doing that to him.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 2:40:36 AM EST

Originally Posted By StormSurge:
But Mr. Norris has that impassive and glacial facial expression that never changes. Surely that would intimidate any foe. And don't forget the rocket shooting motorcycle.




No no.... That's just called "I can't act"
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 3:11:20 AM EST
I have one question...


Could Chuck Norris fly?


Didn't think so....
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 3:14:27 AM EST
psssst.. whatever.

Chuck has a mini uzi.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 3:17:26 AM EST
actually his bike in the movie delta force flew and it has rockets
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 3:38:24 AM EST
On the new DVD set coming out with Episodes 4-6 George Lucas actually says that had he know Boba Fett was going to be such a popular character he would have givin him a more exciting death.

Digital
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 3:51:10 AM EST
Bring Norris to me alive.

Link Posted: 9/18/2004 5:36:15 AM EST
If they had the same gear, Chuck would kick his ass.

Plus, Chuck is voting for Bush. Boba Fett is not.

Link Posted: 9/18/2004 5:41:25 AM EST

Originally Posted By MonkTx:
I'm leaning towards Chuck, I never saw him get eaten by an overgrown venus flytrap. What a total rip! Lucas should have been tossed in after Fett for doing that to him.



Yeah, but Boba Fett was so badass that he escaped from that thing and killed it in the process. Although he was really messed up after the fact. (you would have had to read some of the books to know this)
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 5:50:10 AM EST
chuck would only go after boba fett if he was an illegal arms dealing drug swindling texas militia man
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 6:03:20 AM EST
Simple... Chuck is a TEXAN!!!

here's the factual breakdown...

Norris can fight, fet is an actor.
Norris can't act, fet is an actor.

The whole questions is bunk! It's like asking, which Olsen Twin would you rather spooge on.

Actually, that's a bad analogy, as the answer there is "one of each"
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 6:07:17 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/18/2004 6:07:53 AM EST by IamtheNRA]
Fett...Norris doesn't have directed-energy weapons (blasters)...
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 1:40:31 PM EST
The Norris patented flying spin kick is undefeatable. Chuck would totally flip out and chop Boba's head clean off. Then he'd do it again.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 1:43:06 PM EST

Originally Posted By TopCrest:
The Norris patented flying spin kick is undefeatable. Chuck would totally flip out and chop Boba's head clean off. Then he'd do it again.



+1
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 1:43:29 PM EST
Ten bucks on Bobba. Blasters, darts, rockets, etc.... The man has it all, and can probably fight without them too ( read some of the post Trilogy books ).

Ever seen Norris get whooped? Here is your chance.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 2:23:43 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/22/2004 6:17:47 AM EST by AMHsix]
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Link Posted: 9/18/2004 3:27:18 PM EST
You forget that in Octagon, Chuck is....a NINJA... and they live to Kill. Ninja have the same mind tricks that the Jedi have...Chuck is also a really nice guy..
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 3:59:34 PM EST
DITKA!!.....ooops...wrong sketch.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 4:02:25 PM EST
What kind of gun didAl Pacino Fett use inHeat "Attack of the clones"?
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 4:02:48 PM EST
Before I make an decision...

<­BR>Does anybody know if Fett uses a Total Gym?
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 4:07:23 PM EST
for crying out loud! Norris may have a motorcyle with rockets, but Fett has a spaceship that fires blasters! besides, Fett is armored and has advanced weaponry, Norris is limited to 20th-21th tech and weapons. 'nuff said.

Link Posted: 9/18/2004 4:09:17 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 4:15:19 PM EST
i'd put my money on chuck cause with the high gas prices these days i dont think fett could afford to fill up his rocket pack, i mean that thing must get like 2 feet to the gallon and besides i dont think he could get the proper paperwork to bring his Destructive devices into the U.S. I mean even his blaster rifle looks like a sawed off. besides chuch works out on his little ab machine thing on tv infomercials all the time. hes ready for the challenge
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 4:18:27 PM EST
BOBA FETT!!!

He is the shit !!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 4:21:17 PM EST
bobba fett; cause he can fly and he's got cooler guns
if only he had a mini-gun that shot blaster bolts........

ps-fett did not die in the movie; its only IMPLIED he died b/c we really did not see him die, just get swallowed
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 4:23:00 PM EST
Chuck's got the best looking girlfriend...the one who worried over him while he was near death when his car flipped upside down into the lake.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 4:29:25 PM EST
Bubba Fat. He's got advanced weaponry.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 4:45:37 PM EST
Chuck Norris by a long shot... He'd just have to do that flinty-eyes stare at Boba Fett, then the 'Walker' music would start playing. A few spin-kicks later, Fett would be toast, and Norris would say something tough yet witty and walk away.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 4:45:39 PM EST
Remember the one where Chuck gets burried in his Dodge RamCharger after he has been totally thrashed....you see him (under the earth in this rig) he is fumbling around for something under the seat...you think it may be a gun or something to get him out of this mess...It turns out to be a six-pack of beer! He slams one down then he fires up the Ramcharger and drives out from under the 20 tons of dirt...

Try that BobbO Fet.

MT
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 8:10:17 PM EST
Poll added; this issue must be settled.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 8:48:25 PM EST

Originally Posted By jaqattack02:

Originally Posted By MonkTx:
I'm leaning towards Chuck, I never saw him get eaten by an overgrown venus flytrap. What a total rip! Lucas should have been tossed in after Fett for doing that to him.



Yeah, but Boba Fett was so badass that he escaped from that thing and killed it in the process. Although he was really messed up after the fact. (you would have had to read some of the books to know this)



Yeah the digestive acids of the Sarlaac really jacked up the Mandalorian armor. I gotta admit, I got a little tired of Boba Fett by the end of the Fett trilogy, it seemed no matter what the situation was, he was always ahead of everyone; got a little ridiculous.

Anyways, if we're talking Fett with no weapons vs. Chuck with no weapons, and both at the same age, I'd lean towards Chuck. However, since Chuck's like 94 years old now, I think Fett would have a chance.
But Trivette would have his revenge.
Unless Bruce Lee came back from the grave, then he'd kick all their asses.
Unless Charles Bronson came back from the grave, then he'd shoot all their asses.
Then Leia and Padme would show their asses (young Leia, not 50 year old 250 pound Leia).


Damn I'd make cool movies.
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