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Posted: 8/8/2014 10:05:39 PM EDT

Link Posted: 8/8/2014 10:16:17 PM EDT
You kidding me? A mythical kung-fu master against the god damned Batman?
Link Posted: 8/8/2014 10:16:46 PM EDT
What if they made a movie where Chuck Norris played Batman?
Link Posted: 8/8/2014 10:24:37 PM EDT
Wait, which Bat-Man are we talking? Campy ass Adam West? Michael Keaton? Bat-Nipples Clooney? Fatty McFatfuck Doc Holliday Bat-Man? Christian looks like a homo Bale? DareDevil Bat-Man?


We need to know, O.P., so we can make an informed decision!!




B.T.W., Jack Nicholson made the best Joker. That homoback mountain dude sucks!
Link Posted: 8/8/2014 10:29:05 PM EDT
Unless Bruce Lee is playing Batman, Chuck Norris.
Link Posted: 8/8/2014 10:33:32 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By ElectricSheep556:
What if they made a movie where Chuck Norris played Batman?
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Divide by zero man!!!!
Link Posted: 8/8/2014 10:35:29 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By ElectricSheep556:
What if they made a movie where Chuck Norris played Batman?
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Link Posted: 8/8/2014 10:37:28 PM EDT

well one is real and one is fake so...........
Link Posted: 8/8/2014 10:51:01 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By ElectricSheep556:
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A batman that never uses his tool belt other than to put his toys away before roundhousing people?

I would pay just to see a batman with a beard.
Link Posted: 8/8/2014 11:36:30 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By ElectricSheep556:
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Better yet, a movie in which Batman played Chuck Norris!
Link Posted: 8/8/2014 11:44:56 PM EDT
How is this even a topic up for debate? How are the mods allowing this blasphemy to pass as a thread!?!?!?!

OP must be some kinda special stupid. Chuck vs Batman... ridiculousness. Chuck would win before he took his first breath.

Now if we are getting a different person to play batman, like bruce lee... well then the tables have been turned a bit.
Link Posted: 8/8/2014 11:55:21 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Taboot:
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only in a movie. In real life Bruce Lee playing batman would lose to Norris playing himself.
Link Posted: 8/8/2014 11:57:18 PM EDT
Dude...........Chuck Norris built the Adhamiya Wall in one day..........you think batman stands a chance?
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 3:04:25 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 3:06:15 AM EDT
Whoever voted batman is a communist faggot.
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 3:22:50 AM EDT
Chris Costa is the answer you're looking for
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 3:26:16 AM EDT
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Divide by zero man!!!!
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Originally Posted By ElectricSheep556:
What if they made a movie where Chuck Norris played Batman?



Divide by zero man!!!!



FBHO
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 3:37:26 AM EDT
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There is only one Batman, and he only fought villains.

pie is the only possible answer to this poll (Batgirl pie for Batman, Alex pie for Chuck)

Batman & Batgirl
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 7:07:38 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By ElectricSheep556:
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Link Posted: 8/9/2014 7:15:43 AM EDT

"Chuck"
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 7:32:47 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Credge:
You kidding me? A mythical kung-fu master against the god damned Batman?
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Exactly. No fucking contest. Chuck owns.
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 7:42:27 AM EDT
chuck norris already fought batman....the loser had to wear their underwear on the outside from then on...
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 7:43:55 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By ElectricSheep556:
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Link Posted: 8/9/2014 7:48:08 AM EDT
Chuck Norris will kick ass on any actor playing Batman.

But Kato (Bruce Lee) will kick Chuck Norris' arse.
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 10:24:38 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Blade_Runner79:
Wait, which Bat-Man are we talking? Campy ass Adam West? Michael Keaton? Bat-Nipples Clooney? Fatty McFatfuck Doc Holliday Bat-Man? Christian looks like a homo Bale? DareDevil Bat-Man?

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It doesn't matter. The winner is always going to be "Chuck Norris."
Link Posted: 8/9/2014 5:36:22 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By uglygun:


A batman that never uses his tool belt other than to put his toys away before roundhousing people?

I would pay just to see a batman with a beard.
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Originally Posted By uglygun:
Originally Posted By ElectricSheep556:
What if they made a movie where Chuck Norris played Batman?


A batman that never uses his tool belt other than to put his toys away before roundhousing people?

I would pay just to see a batman with a beard.

You sure about that?


Link Posted: 8/9/2014 6:13:42 PM EDT

The dude that invented a working grappling hook and a car that runs on fire VS the guy who invented a shitty at-home gym based on rubber bands? Yeah, that sounds fair...

Link Posted: 8/10/2014 3:33:38 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By osprey21:
When Chuck Norris was a toddler....

http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y462/staffpicks/Animated_GIFs/dragon_vs_baby.gif
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Link Posted: 8/10/2014 3:37:03 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By hondaciv:
Whoever voted batman is a communist faggot.
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Link Posted: 8/10/2014 3:41:43 PM EDT
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