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Posted: 1/10/2006 6:07:26 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/10/2006 6:07:45 AM EDT by TxLewis]
no shit, that means someone is probably dead by now.

www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx?type=1


TXL
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 6:08:38 AM EDT
LOL! Good sport!
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 6:10:18 AM EDT
I am suprised he did not roundhouse the entire interweb.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 6:11:13 AM EDT
I was hoping he'd be so happy that it has spread like wildfire that he would cry and cure some little kid's cancer.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 6:13:26 AM EDT


BigDozer66
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 6:37:00 AM EDT
You guys are gonna keep screwing around with Chuck, and it's gonna come back to bite you in the ass! I heard that if Chuck finds out you have been talking shit about him on the internet, he can send you an email with a ROUNDHOUSE KICK as an attachment, therefore kicking your ass from the comfort of his home computer. So go ahead, keep playing with fire!
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 6:46:56 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 6:47:29 AM EDT
He was talking about it on Hannity and Colmes last night, too.

He had a couple of favorites.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 6:52:51 AM EDT
You realize when you visit his site, he tracks you down and puts you on the "to roundhouse" list.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 6:55:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By sixgunsblazing:
You realize when you visit his site, he tracks you down and puts you on the "to roundhouse" list.




Oh shit! I'm getting a roundhouse kick by email. Dammit.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 6:56:58 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/10/2006 7:03:31 AM EDT by Wraith]
See, he has created an Army, The "World Combat League", and will now hunt down anyone who has "Talked him Down'. Soon he will take over the World, or at least Key West......
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 6:57:28 AM EDT

Originally Posted By AMZ:
I am suprised he did not roundhouse the entire interweb.



Link Posted: 1/10/2006 7:41:24 AM EDT
http://uhohchucknorris.ytmnd.com/
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 7:42:08 AM EDT
Chuck who?
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 7:49:27 AM EDT

Originally Posted By junebug68:
You guys are gonna keep screwing around with Chuck, and it's gonna come back to bite you in the ass! I heard that if Chuck finds out you have been talking shit about him on the internet, he can send you an email with a ROUNDHOUSE KICK as an attachment, therefore kicking your ass from the comfort of his home computer. So go ahead, keep playing with fire!




Link Posted: 1/10/2006 7:50:03 AM EDT

Originally Posted By F4Squid:
http://uhohchucknorris.ytmnd.com/





That was the funniest damn thing I have seen in days!
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 8:02:26 AM EDT

Originally Posted By John_Wayne777:

Originally Posted By F4Squid:
http://uhohchucknorris.ytmnd.com/





That was the funniest damn thing I have seen in days!



+1

(see below)
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 8:03:57 AM EDT

Originally Posted By F4Squid:
uhohchucknorris.ytmnd.com/







Link Posted: 1/10/2006 8:08:55 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ASUsax:
He was talking about it on Hannity and Colmes last night, too.

He had a couple of favorites.



Well what were they?
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 8:08:57 AM EDT
so, this is in response to all the chuck norris stuff going on here lately? damn.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 8:10:39 AM EDT
Does anyone else see that as a pathetic push for his book?

"Duurh, I'm Chuck Norris, read my book or I will round house kick you into next year. Duurh"
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 8:12:43 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/10/2006 8:31:40 AM EDT by John_Wayne777]

Originally Posted By Stormtrooper:
so, this is in response to all the chuck norris stuff going on here lately? damn.



It would be funny as hell if the reason Chuck Norris posted that was because of ARFCOM. That would rock!

A while back when that Marine shot an insurgent playing possum, I was watching the press reaction in a restaurant, and came up with an idea: I wonder how different things would be if R. Lee Ermey was the press secretary handling these things?

That lead me to post on ARFCOM a little scenario about how a press conference with Gunny Ermey might go.

archive.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=298011


It spread across the internet like wildfire and ended up everywhere. I got it in e-mails from lots of people quoting it and saying how funny it was. (Of COURSE it was funny. I wrote the damn thing!!) It spread so far and so wide that it even ended up on Snopes.com!

So ARFCOM has an impact on the intarweb that might account for Mr. Norris' response.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 8:42:57 AM EDT

Banana splits theme song
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 9:01:16 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Max_Power:

Originally Posted By F4Squid:
uhohchucknorris.ytmnd.com/











+1!

Oh my god, i'm in tears. Im sitting in the school library, and people are staring.

Wouldnt you know it though, those facts have been around for awhile. But when they got to arfcom, a month or so later Chuck himself is talking about it online and tv.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 9:07:13 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Max_Power:

Originally Posted By F4Squid:
uhohchucknorris.ytmnd.com/









Link Posted: 1/10/2006 9:14:39 AM EDT
This guy is nothing short of great.

HH
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 9:15:56 AM EDT
Chuck Norris is soooo badd, that he will mail you a letter telling you that he is going to roundhouse kick your ass. When you open up that letter, read it and look up, Chuck Norris is going to be there and kick your ass!
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 9:27:58 AM EDT
Not to piss in anyone's corn flakes or anything, but ARFCOM was a little slow on the Chuck Norris pick up. My buddies and I caught wind of the random fact generator a few months earlier. It's actually very popular now.

www.brandonbird.com/wooly_norris.html
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 9:29:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By AgentFork:
Not to piss in anyone's corn flakes or anything, but ARFCOM was a little slow on the Chuck Norris pick up. My buddies and I caught wind of the random fact generator a few months earlier. It's actually very popular now.

www.brandonbird.com/wooly_norris.html



You and your buddies and netcore to the extreme.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 9:30:30 AM EDT
dude, chuck wrote these himself.....all so he would get attention....then sell more books.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 9:32:25 AM EDT
You guys gotta remember not to fuck with Chuck!
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 10:04:14 AM EDT
Now it all makes sense... he started the whole thing... to drum up attention in preparation for this obvious and shameless book pitch.
Link Posted: 1/10/2006 10:05:49 AM EDT

Originally Posted By deej86:
You guys gotta remember not to fuck with Chuck!



Exactly!

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Link Posted: 1/10/2006 10:09:49 AM EDT
Damn, now I have to buy a total gym for the free poster.

Link Posted: 1/10/2006 10:20:22 AM EDT

Originally Posted By deej86:
You guys gotta remember not to fuck with Chuck!



Chuck Norris is a real internet badass.

Chuck Norris does not mind if you post ''real'' facts about his great and unrivaled exploits.

Chuck Norris will however make you cry like a little bitch if you post things about him which are baseless and otherwise repressive to the nature and essence of this great american internet badass.

Chuck Norris is bad luck to bad men such as the likes of posers,trolls,mods,DU operatives,single digit non-paying members with a attitude, team members who start threads like''My woman is a nasty slut'' and then furnish no pics,and anyone else who fits into this catagory of shame for the disenfrancised internet yahoo.

Chuck Norris is a real interney badass.



Link Posted: 1/10/2006 10:23:21 AM EDT

Originally Posted By amk5222:

Originally Posted By ASUsax:
He was talking about it on Hannity and Colmes last night, too.

He had a couple of favorites.



Well what were they?



Sadly, my Fiancee does not care about Chuck Norris, so I missed all of them.

There was something about 'Bullets dodge Chuck Norris'
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