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Posted: 1/24/2009 9:05:03 PM EDT
Not only is the man capable of curb-stomping a badguy into oblivion; he's got a way with the ladies. Being the true American hero that he is, it's only natural that he'd want to share his knowledge with those who serve.
God Bless ya Chuck! You da' man!
Link Posted: 1/24/2009 9:06:09 PM EDT
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In.
Link Posted: 1/24/2009 9:09:09 PM EDT
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In before the 100 Chuck Norris jokes....
Link Posted: 1/24/2009 9:10:12 PM EDT
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This is going to be good!
Link Posted: 1/24/2009 9:14:38 PM EDT
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In to start the Chuck Norris jokes. Chuck Norris carries your wife's,mother's and sister's virginity in his fanny pack. But really, what do you think he's packin in there?
Link Posted: 1/24/2009 9:16:36 PM EDT
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In to start the Chuck Norris jokes. Chuck Norris carries your wife's,mother's and sister's virginity in his fanny pack. But really, what do you think he's packin in there?


Lubricant. Lot's of lubricant.....and nunchucks, of course.
Link Posted: 1/24/2009 9:17:33 PM EDT
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IN.



Did chuck ever actually serve?
Link Posted: 1/24/2009 9:19:14 PM EDT
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Did chuck ever actually serve?


Don't know about the military, but he's served up a whole lot of "JUSTICE"....

Link Posted: 1/24/2009 9:21:08 PM EDT
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He was Airforce.  The new commandant of the USMC past a ruling prevent many good Marines from re-enlisting, then made Chuck and honorary Marine.

I suppose Commandant Conway thinks its a fair trade off.

Hell, I'd bet the USMC would be willing to call me back to active duty and bust me down a rank for saying that.

http://www.marinecorpstimes.com/news/2007/03/marine_chuck_norris_070329/
Link Posted: 1/24/2009 9:22:43 PM EDT
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In to start the Chuck Norris jokes. Chuck Norris carries your wife's,mother's and sister's virginity in his fanny pack. But really, what do you think he's packin in there?


This is just a rumor but I heard the movie "Anaconda" was filmed in Chuck Norris' pants.
Link Posted: 1/24/2009 9:23:21 PM EDT
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Question: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
                                                         



















Answer: ALL of it!
Link Posted: 1/24/2009 9:27:36 PM EDT
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Did chuck ever actually serve?


I read so...from wiki->"He then joined the United States Air Force as an Air Policeman in 1958" My MA teachers always said he was for real, as far as MA goes. I wouldn't wanna face him.
Link Posted: 1/24/2009 9:29:11 PM EDT
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What a gay fanny pack......
Link Posted: 1/25/2009 9:18:07 PM EDT
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Chuck got the  CCW fanny pack idea from Jim Scoutten. May look kinda queer, but I've heard that death always follows once Chuck unzips the thing.
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