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Posted: 1/23/2008 6:25:06 PM EDT
I say at 95 he will be woopable......
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Posted: 1/23/2008 6:26:17 PM EDT
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67
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Posted: 1/23/2008 6:26:25 PM EDT
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You may be right but it would be a shame if he kicked your ass when he was that age.
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Posted: 1/23/2008 6:26:38 PM EDT
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A year after he is dead?
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Posted: 1/23/2008 6:29:25 PM EDT
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I wouldn't fuck with him if he was in an iron lung !! 5sub |
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Posted: 1/23/2008 6:36:23 PM EDT
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I'm pretty strong/big (6.1' and 245lb), if he kicked my ass at 67 I would be impressed
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Posted: 1/23/2008 6:41:21 PM EDT
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Chuck Norris died 10 years ago, but Death is too afraid to tell that Chuck Norris
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Posted: 1/23/2008 6:43:52 PM EDT
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Even then ... that is questionable considering:
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Posted: 1/23/2008 6:45:46 PM EDT
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Chuck Norris can die?
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Posted: 1/23/2008 6:46:08 PM EDT
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Don't know how I never heard this one before. |
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Posted: 1/23/2008 6:47:26 PM EDT
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The day people on ARFCOM figure out not to use a multi-select poll for a single answer question.
In other words, never.
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Posted: 1/23/2008 6:47:34 PM EDT
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How dare you suggest that anybody could kick Chuck's ass at any time or any place!
ETA: Your poll is FAIL due to the lack of a "Never" option! |
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Posted: 1/23/2008 6:49:18 PM EDT
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Chuck Norris will dish out the worlds only wheelchair ass whooping.
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Posted: 1/23/2008 6:54:58 PM EDT
[#13]
When he's dead.
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Posted: 1/23/2008 6:55:56 PM EDT
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When you get done reading this.......he'll be comin for ya
 How dare you ask such a question? no vote |
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Posted: 1/23/2008 6:56:02 PM EDT
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Chuck Norris' ghost will lay the smack down on you for thinking you could kick his ass, EVER.
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Posted: 1/23/2008 6:58:11 PM EDT
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+1 _MaH |
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Posted: 1/23/2008 7:01:04 PM EDT
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Chuck Norris is in good shape for a man his age, no doubt.
But he's not Superman. A hint: All those fight scenes in "Walker: Texas Ranger" were staged. A good 20-something Black Belt would school him easily. I would predict that he already takes several medications for a host of age-related ailments. There's a reason you don't see many people capable of playing pro sports after age 40. As for me, since I have no experience in martial arts he'd probably kick my butt until his arthritis stopped him. |
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Posted: 1/23/2008 7:01:16 PM EDT
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I know a dude who had a cucumber cut on top of his Johnson in a martial arts demo. Chuck Norris was watching and was not impressed. No bullshit I have seen the picture.
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Posted: 1/23/2008 7:05:09 PM EDT
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I will woop your ass grasshopper!
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Posted: 1/23/2008 7:08:34 PM EDT
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Now that Jack Bauer is out of jail I think it might be time for the big match. Winner take all. Bauer gets a toothbrush for a weapon. Norris, a piece of home work out equipment.
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Posted: 1/23/2008 7:10:18 PM EDT
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Chuck is unbeatable--ever.
HH |
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Posted: 1/23/2008 7:32:51 PM EDT
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This is a serious post? to a Chuck Norris thread???? Ummm, I'm guessing you've never been to www.chucknorrisfacts.com have you? |
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Posted: 1/23/2008 7:35:59 PM EDT
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I could of taken him the moment I came out of the womb. My movements are so quick it doesn't even look like I'm moving.
Here's a vid of me flipping my hand over from palm down to palm up.  Right there's proof that I'm so quick that it doesn't even look like my hand is moving, this is what gives me the ability to take Chuck Norris. |
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Posted: 1/23/2008 7:39:43 PM EDT
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105
ONLY if I don't age a day. And have a baseball bat And an AR And a small thermonuclear device.... 
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Posted: 1/23/2008 7:41:44 PM EDT
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Now THAT is good.....
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Posted: 1/23/2008 7:50:10 PM EDT
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I would not even disrespect his ashes.
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Posted: 1/23/2008 7:51:26 PM EDT
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Probably never, but I could sucker punch his ass or egg his house.
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Posted: 1/23/2008 8:01:56 PM EDT
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sh*t...no one will ever be able to kick his a**
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Posted: 1/23/2008 8:09:44 PM EDT
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Oh, crap! I forgot. Let's see if I can change my comments. There. Is that better? |
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Posted: 1/23/2008 8:13:27 PM EDT
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Squatdog might be able to take him after he is dead.
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Posted: 1/24/2008 1:49:01 AM EDT
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There should really be an age division (course I'm 62 ) and maybe I can back Jack Lalain in a juice off!
Bob 
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