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Posted: 1/23/2008 5:25:06 PM EST
I say at 95 he will be woopable......
Link Posted: 1/23/2008 5:26:17 PM EST
67 no way.
Link Posted: 1/23/2008 5:26:25 PM EST
You may be right but it would be a shame if he kicked your ass when he was that age.
Link Posted: 1/23/2008 5:26:38 PM EST
A year after he is dead?
Link Posted: 1/23/2008 5:29:25 PM EST


I wouldn't fuck with him if he was in an iron lung !!

5sub
Link Posted: 1/23/2008 5:36:23 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/23/2008 5:37:01 PM EST by MouseBoy]

Originally Posted By sslocal:
You may be right but it would be a shame if he kicked your ass when he was that age.


I'm pretty strong/big (6.1' and 245lb), if he kicked my ass at 67 I would be impressed
Link Posted: 1/23/2008 5:41:21 PM EST
Chuck Norris died 10 years ago, but Death is too afraid to tell that Chuck Norris

Link Posted: 1/23/2008 5:43:52 PM EST

Originally Posted By Orangehat762:
A year after he is dead?



Even then ... that is questionable considering:



Originally Posted By Blue_Monkey:
Chuck Norris died 10 years ago, but Death is too afraid to tell that Chuck Norris

Link Posted: 1/23/2008 5:45:46 PM EST
Chuck Norris can die?
Link Posted: 1/23/2008 5:46:08 PM EST

Originally Posted By Blue_Monkey:
Chuck Norris died 10 years ago, but Death is too afraid to tell that Chuck Norris



Don't know how I never heard this one before.
Link Posted: 1/23/2008 5:47:26 PM EST
The day people on ARFCOM figure out not to use a multi-select poll for a single answer question.


In other words, never.
Link Posted: 1/23/2008 5:47:34 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/23/2008 5:50:26 PM EST by RangemasterP226]
How dare you suggest that anybody could kick Chuck's ass at any time or any place!

ETA: Your poll is FAIL due to the lack of a "Never" option!
Link Posted: 1/23/2008 5:49:18 PM EST
Chuck Norris will dish out the worlds only wheelchair ass whooping.
Link Posted: 1/23/2008 5:54:58 PM EST
When he's dead.
Link Posted: 1/23/2008 5:55:56 PM EST
When you get done reading this.......he'll be comin for ya


How dare you ask such a question?



no vote
Link Posted: 1/23/2008 5:56:02 PM EST
Chuck Norris' ghost will lay the smack down on you for thinking you could kick his ass, EVER.
Link Posted: 1/23/2008 5:58:11 PM EST

Originally Posted By RangemasterP226:
How dare you suggest that anybody could kick Chuck's ass at any time or any place!

ETA: Your poll is FAIL due to the lack of a "Never" option!


+1

_MaH
Link Posted: 1/23/2008 6:01:04 PM EST
Chuck Norris is in good shape for a man his age, no doubt.

But he's not Superman. A hint: All those fight scenes in "Walker: Texas Ranger" were staged. A good 20-something Black Belt would school him easily.

I would predict that he already takes several medications for a host of age-related ailments.

There's a reason you don't see many people capable of playing pro sports after age 40.

As for me, since I have no experience in martial arts he'd probably kick my butt until his arthritis stopped him.
Link Posted: 1/23/2008 6:01:16 PM EST
I know a dude who had a cucumber cut on top of his Johnson in a martial arts demo. Chuck Norris was watching and was not impressed. No bullshit I have seen the picture.

Link Posted: 1/23/2008 6:05:09 PM EST
I will woop your ass grasshopper!

Link Posted: 1/23/2008 6:08:34 PM EST
Now that Jack Bauer is out of jail I think it might be time for the big match. Winner take all. Bauer gets a toothbrush for a weapon. Norris, a piece of home work out equipment.
Link Posted: 1/23/2008 6:10:18 PM EST
Chuck is unbeatable--ever.

HH
Link Posted: 1/23/2008 6:32:51 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/23/2008 6:33:53 PM EST by RangemasterP226]

Originally Posted By GarandM1:
Chuck Norris is in good shape for a man his age, no doubt.

But he's not Superman. A hint: All those fight scenes in "Walker: Texas Ranger" were staged. A good 20-something Black Belt would school him easily.

I would predict that he already takes several medications for a host of age-related ailments.

There's a reason you don't see many people capable of playing pro sports after age 40.

As for me, since I have no experience in martial arts he'd probably kick my butt until his arthritis stopped him.


This is a serious post? to a Chuck Norris thread????


Ummm, I'm guessing you've never been to www.chucknorrisfacts.com have you?
Link Posted: 1/23/2008 6:35:59 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/23/2008 6:36:22 PM EST by Rich219]
I could of taken him the moment I came out of the womb. My movements are so quick it doesn't even look like I'm moving.


Here's a vid of me flipping my hand over from palm down to palm up.



Right there's proof that I'm so quick that it doesn't even look like my hand is moving, this is what gives me the ability to take Chuck Norris.
Link Posted: 1/23/2008 6:39:43 PM EST
105

ONLY if I don't age a day.

And have a baseball bat

And an AR

And a small thermonuclear device....
Link Posted: 1/23/2008 6:41:44 PM EST

Originally Posted By Blue_Monkey:
Chuck Norris died 10 years ago, but Death is too afraid to tell that Chuck Norris




Now THAT is good.....
Link Posted: 1/23/2008 6:50:10 PM EST
I would not even disrespect his ashes.
Link Posted: 1/23/2008 6:51:26 PM EST
Probably never, but I could sucker punch his ass or egg his house.
Link Posted: 1/23/2008 7:01:56 PM EST
sh*t...no one will ever be able to kick his a**
Link Posted: 1/23/2008 7:09:44 PM EST

Originally Posted By RangemasterP226:

Originally Posted By GarandM1:
Chuck Norris is in good shape for a man his age, no doubt.

But he's not he's stronger than Superman. A hint: All those fight scenes in "Walker: Texas Ranger" were staged real. A good 20-something Black Belt would school him easily begging for mercy after just 15 seconds.

I would predict that he already takes several medications sells his blood to pharmaceutical companies as a cure for a host of age-related ailments.

There's a reason you don't see many people capable of playing pro sports after age 40: None of them are Chuck Norris.

As for me, since I have no experience in martial arts he'd probably kick my butt until his arthritis stopped him just by looking at me.


This is a serious post? to a Chuck Norris thread????


Ummm, I'm guessing you've never been to www.chucknorrisfacts.com have you?


Oh, crap! I forgot.

Let's see if I can change my comments.

There. Is that better?
Link Posted: 1/23/2008 7:13:27 PM EST
Squatdog might be able to take him after he is dead.
Link Posted: 1/24/2008 12:49:01 AM EST
There should really be an age division (course I'm 62 ) and maybe I can back Jack Lalain in a juice off!

Bob
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