probable dupe...aparently Chuck likes his facts www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx

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i haven't seen that one yet.  somehow i doubt it's real...

Would of been funny if he ended that with.......... "Keep it up and I will roundhouse kick your family into a glacier."

IN RESPONSE TO THE "RANDOM FACTS" THAT ARE BEING GENERATED ON THE INTERNET


I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts.
~ Chuck Norris


One liners? I thought they were true!!! I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT, CHUCK NORRIS!

He should have ended it with:

"Stop all this crap before I roundhouse kick the shit out of the whole internet".

Charles Bronson wouldn't have written a stupid reply like that.

In Before The Round House Kick to the Cranium.

Quoted: IN RESPONSE TO THE "RANDOM FACTS" THAT ARE BEING GENERATED ON THE INTERNET I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts. ~ Chuck Norris One liners? I thought they were true!!! I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT, CHUCK NORRIS!

Does this mean you were annoyed?

Quoted: In Before The Round House Kick to the Cranium.

Quoted: Charles Bronson wouldn't have written a stupid reply like that.

Sure he would have, and then he'd reminisce about all the punks he shot with that .32 S&W (or whatever it was), while enjoying a refreshing beverage.

Quoted: Quoted: Charles Bronson wouldn't have written a stupid reply like that. Sure he would have, and then he'd reminisce about all the punks he shot with that .32 S&W (or whatever it was), while enjoying a refreshing beverage. www.nndb.com/people/733/000022667/charles-bronson.jpg

My favorite was the board-o-nails underneath the bathroom window for the "punks" that kept breaking into his house.

January 21st, Chuck will be here in CT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! His World Combat League is coming to the Mohegan Sun Casino.