
Posted: 12/20/2016 2:46:08 PM EST
A warning to all. Be careful about drunk driving as we are getting close to Christmas, and Police are out there checking on people.
Last night I was out for a few drinks. One thing lead to another and I had a few too many cocktails and then went onto the wine. Not a good idea. Knowing I was over the limit, I decided to leave my car at the pub and took a Bus home. Sure enough, I passed a police checkpoint, where they were pulling over drivers and performing breathalyzer tests. Because I was in a Bus they just waved it past. I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise as I've never driven a Bus before and I am not even sure where I got it from. Merry Xmas ![]() |
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You have good judgement other don't thank you for your good judgement
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Oh, that's a good one.
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John_Wayne777 "Posting pictures that prominently parade primate privates is perilous to the prospects of your account, placing you on the precipice of a good sacking."
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Be Prepared...
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"We will always remember. We will always be proud. We will always be prepared so we may always be free." Ronald Reagan 1984
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![]() I was reading this thinking "This is a smart, responsible guy, I should try to be like him" Then I read the ending and thought "Well, I'm already there then." ![]() |
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I laughed!
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Vote NOLO and Supermoose for NRA
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Originally Posted By crowboy:
You can Drink an ugly Girl pretty but you can't drink a fat Girl thin.. |
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Allstate says you're in good hands but to me it feels more like Chester the molester
Power Corrupts, Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely Sic Semper Tyrannis |
Got a chuckle out of me. Solid work OP.
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Bravo!Â
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The war I train for is very different, if only by a matter of degrees.
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I'll drink to that
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I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form. -Winston Churchill
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My experience is that they won't look twice at a police car, either.
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Ha! Is this a PSA?
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Reading that, my first thought was "who rides a bus anymore? Don't you have Uber?"
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God Bless Edward Snowden.
God Bless Ammon Bundy. quod est necessarium est licitum Interim call sign: Tiffany |
And thanks for dropping me off at my house, too.
It's a long walk from the regular bus stop. The six-pack help to pass the time, too!!!! ![]() |
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Motor Racing, Mountain Climbing and Bullfighting are the only true sports. The others are simply children's games played by adults. - Ernest Hemingway
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45 years ago I worked at a gas station. Nothing sadder than having some guy stop by the station and ask "Did I leave my car here last night?". They had no idea where they had even gone drinking or left their vehicle.
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"They're telling us they'd rather die than come out and surrender....so.. They're gonna die..."
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Arfcom is on a roll tonight
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I hopped in a cab the other night and was waved through a checkpoint too.
Imagine my surprise when I found it the next morning, parked kinda crooked in my driveway! Ummm . . . I don't own nor drive a cab! ![]() |
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"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity" --- Sigmond Freud, General Introduction to Psychoanalysis
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