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Posted: 8/4/2002 8:16:07 PM EDT
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Choices:
1) Put it back in the hamper! Let her wash it and think SHE did it! Deny Everything! 2) Hide it...try to find another one exactly like it if possible. 3) Throw it away! If she's as organized as my wife she won't be looking for it for a few weeks. My Wife has so much clothes It's ridiculous! When she does start looking for it play dumb! 4) Buy her flowers, candy, stuffed animal whatever...Get in her a really good mood then tell her the truth. 5) Hang it up if possible and put it in the closet. When she discovers it deny everything! [:D] This has never happened to me before...[whacko] |
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Posted: 8/4/2002 8:23:37 PM EDT
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I always liked the method of execution from that one scene in Monty Python: The Meaning of Life.
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Posted: 8/4/2002 8:25:49 PM EDT
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There might be a solution to your problem. A recent ex-girlfriend told me about something called Dye Magnet that could get the red out. I think she said you could pick it up at Target. I can't tell you if it actually works and I'm sure as hell not going to call the ex to inquire about it's reliability.
If it doesn't, I'd opt for the hide it back in the hamper and let the wife think she did it solution. Good luck and feel free to include me in the weapons section of your Will if things don't go well! [:D] |
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Posted: 8/4/2002 8:30:40 PM EDT
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That dye magnet stuff is just for BEFORE you wash the clothes. You can wash whites with bright reds, and the dye magnet will pick up anything before it gets on the whites. Once it's done though, I think you're screwed. Better buy her something BIG.
-Gloftoe |
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Posted: 8/4/2002 9:14:10 PM EDT
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Well, she already has your testicles so she can't hurt you there[;)]
Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 8/4/2002 9:19:06 PM EDT
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You are dead. I would get on the net and find another one of those shirts! Find one fast and fedex it. ohhh and maybe a dozen roses will help, if not they will look good on your grave.
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Posted: 8/4/2002 9:19:16 PM EDT
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Quoted: Well, she already has your testicles so she can't hurt you there[;)] Sgtar15 [homer]DOH![/homer] |
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Posted: 8/4/2002 9:22:40 PM EDT
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Keep the shirt hidden, wait until she does a load of wash that has something red in it, sneak it in to the washing machine. Mission accomplished! [}:D] |
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Posted: 8/4/2002 9:24:21 PM EDT
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Bury it with a shovel...then bury the shovel.
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Posted: 8/4/2002 9:42:51 PM EDT
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Quoted: Keep the shirt hidden, wait until she does a load of wash that has something red in it, sneak it in to the washing machine. Mission accomplished! [}:D] If my wife did that she would say she did it on purpose to make pink clothes. |
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