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Posted: 10/24/2016 1:53:07 PM EDT
http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-36226141

Chinese live-streaming services have banned people filming themselves eating bananas in a "seductive" fashion.

New regulations mean that live-streaming sites must monitor all their output round-the-clock to ensure nothing untoward is going on, keeping an eye out for any "erotic" banana-eating, according to New Express Daily. It's not just fruit that's on their radar though - the paper adds that wearing stockings and suspenders while hosting a live stream is now also forbidden.

The move is the authorities' latest attempt to clamp down on "inappropriate and erotic" online content, state-controlled CCTV reports. In April, the Ministry of Culture announced it was investigating a number of popular live-streaming platforms for allegedly hosting pornographic or violent content that "harms social morality".

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Link Posted: 10/24/2016 1:58:45 PM EDT
The Chinese crackdown on Harambe related porn has gone too far.
Link Posted: 10/24/2016 1:58:48 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/24/2016 2:25:35 PM EDT by phatmax]
So they don't allow instructional videos on how to "Grapefruit yo' man"?

Link Posted: 10/24/2016 1:59:51 PM EDT

Years ago, when they had actual food and actual silverware on planes, I was seated next to an attractive young woman around my age on a breakfast flight. Breakfast included a bowl of cereal and a banana.

I decided that I would amuse myself by watching how she ate her banana and decide whether or not to strike up a conversation based on how things progressed.

I tried not to be too obvious about watching as she opened her cereal container and then proceeded to slowly remove the banana peel. It was at this point that she picked up her knife and proceeded to quickly slice the banana up onto her cereal.

It was at that point that I determined we had nothing to discuss.

Link Posted: 10/24/2016 2:01:16 PM EDT
Chinese conservatives..who knew.
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Chinese conservatives..who knew.
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Watch Korean, Taiwanese, Viet "love dramas". The Asian cultures still have very strict moral codes, at least for public consumption.
Link Posted: 10/24/2016 2:08:50 PM EDT
not surprising. most of their porn still blurs out the fun bits
Link Posted: 10/24/2016 2:11:52 PM EDT
Lol, quick everyone post as much as you can find, scour the interwebs!
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IAnd plenty think people will be able to get around the banana ban: "They will all start eating cucumbers, and if that's no good, yams," one user says.
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Lol, slipperly slope and all that.

I suspect the day I find mysef beating off to some chick erotically eating yams it is time to pull a David Carradine.
Link Posted: 10/24/2016 2:15:34 PM EDT
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Oops, slipped on a peel.
Link Posted: 10/24/2016 2:23:51 PM EDT
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Lol, slipperly slope and all that.

I suspect the day I find mysef beating off to some chick erotically eating yams it is time to pull a David Carradine.

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IAnd plenty think people will be able to get around the banana ban: "They will all start eating cucumbers, and if that's no good, yams," one user says.

Lol, slipperly slope and all that.

I suspect the day I find mysef beating off to some chick erotically eating yams it is time to pull a David Carradine.



Geoduck is the obvious answer.
Link Posted: 10/24/2016 2:27:32 PM EDT
There is nothing I can ever see or hear that involves a banana that will compete with what I witnessed 3-4 times in Okinawa as a younger marine.
God Bless the Banana Show Lady.
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What am I supposed to masterbate to now
Link Posted: 10/24/2016 2:30:21 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Idaholandho:
There is nothing I can ever see or hear that involves a banana that will compete with what I witnessed 3-4 times in Okinawa as a younger marine.
God Bless the Banana Show Lady.
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Lmao. I used to work with a guy stationed in Okinawa.

There was one story involving a Marine he knew....
Link Posted: 10/24/2016 2:31:55 PM EDT


Did China get nuked and I never heard about it?
Link Posted: 10/24/2016 2:34:39 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By broken_reticle:

Lmao. I used to work with a guy stationed in Okinawa.


There was one story involving a Marine he knew....
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Originally Posted By Idaholandho:
There is nothing I can ever see or hear that involves a banana that will compete with what I witnessed 3-4 times in Okinawa as a younger marine.
God Bless the Banana Show Lady.

Lmao. I used to work with a guy stationed in Okinawa.


There was one story involving a Marine he knew....

It's neat how we all still tell that story 3rd person
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"If only one babnana is saved by this law....."
Link Posted: 10/24/2016 2:53:25 PM EDT
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"If only one babnana is saved by this law....."
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Do it for the plantains!!!
Link Posted: 10/24/2016 2:55:51 PM EDT
I would post the photos of the Gong show popsickle twins pictures but I would get banned.
Link Posted: 10/24/2016 3:00:26 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Steve_T_M:
http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-36226141

Chinese live-streaming services have banned people filming themselves eating bananas in a "seductive" fashion.


New regulations mean that live-streaming sites must monitor all their output round-the-clock to ensure nothing untoward is going on, keeping an eye out for any "erotic" banana-eating, according to New Express Daily. It's not just fruit that's on their radar though - the paper adds that wearing stockings and suspenders while hosting a live stream is now also forbidden.


The move is the authorities' latest attempt to clamp down on "inappropriate and erotic" online content, state-controlled CCTV reports. In April, the Ministry of Culture announced it was investigating a number of popular live-streaming platforms for allegedly hosting pornographic or violent content that "harms social morality".


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1984 in lousville ky Toy Tiger had an awesome babanna eating contest.And the biggest banannas i've ever seen.
Link Posted: 10/24/2016 3:12:06 PM EDT
It's funny that they are cracking down on that, because my wife visited China last year and found that prostitution was rife.
Link Posted: 10/24/2016 3:21:08 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By warmandfuzzy:
I would post the photos of the Gong show popsickle twins pictures but I would get banned.
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Have ya got a nickel?
Link Posted: 10/24/2016 3:25:49 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By warmandfuzzy:
I would post the photos of the Gong show popsickle twins pictures but I would get banned.
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PM it to everyone...
Link Posted: 10/24/2016 3:31:28 PM EDT
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Damn! Love the Banana vids...

My worst first hand was at BIAP DFAC,...
We stopped to eat there and this fuckin sweet ass AF chick was sitting alone at the table in front of me...
Was me and my truck crew..SOoooooo

We had been there about wayyyy to damn long and being the sex pig that I am....Struggling with lack of...you know...FOR MONTHS!!!

This AF babe was working a soft serve ice cream cone like she was on exstacy (sp)? and sucking the sweetest dick she had ever had. Slowly.. Swirling,..working the tip. twirling..head motions..hand motions..and made it LAST! I would have given up my entire deployment pay to her that day. She Made the banana vids seem lame...
I became rock fucking hard and was ready to blow a gallon and a quart.
was bad enough telling the guys to look,....worst was getting them to STOP staring..

OHHHH FUCK!!!!! AF Chicks...Ohhhhhhh DAMN
Link Posted: 10/24/2016 4:00:55 PM EDT
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What am I supposed to masterbate to now
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Brazilian fart porn
Link Posted: 10/24/2016 4:11:30 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By phatmax:
So they don't allow instructional videos on how to "Grapefruit yo' man"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLTgWdXrx3U
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Originally Posted By warmandfuzzy:
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Oh please!

It's just two fully clothed girls eating popsicles. Don't be so melodramatic.







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Don't forget Miss Bellum sharpening the pencil...

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Link Posted: 10/25/2016 12:20:30 AM EDT
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oops, double post.

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Link Posted: 10/25/2016 12:24:25 AM EDT
If you understood their culture you would understand more of this decision.

You would also understand that western thought has influenced parts of China that think otherwise.

The world man, the world.
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