Children Love Osama bin Laden

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Children Love Osama bin Laden

Posted: 9/17/2004 11:26:36 AM EDT

A little girl named Melissa asked her Dad a question. Will God get mad at
me for giving someone a valentine?" Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says
"No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine
to?" "Osama Bin Laden", she says. "Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in
shock. "Well, she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl
could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think
that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit.
And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love
everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell
everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore." Her
father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound pride. "
Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard." "I know," Melissa
says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could blow the
shit out of him."

Posted: 9/17/2004 11:28:15 AM EDT

[#1]

Posted: 9/17/2004 11:29:19 AM EDT

[#2]

LOL.....LOVE IT!!!

Posted: 9/17/2004 11:30:50 AM EDT

[#3]

I was gettin' worried! The punch line saved it!

Posted: 9/17/2004 11:31:32 AM EDT

[#4]

I KNEW there had to be a punchline!

Posted: 9/17/2004 11:32:12 AM EDT

[#5]

archer2

Posted: 9/17/2004 11:37:38 AM EDT

[#6]

Posted: 9/17/2004 1:01:40 PM EDT

[#7]

Bumped...

Posted: 9/17/2004 1:08:11 PM EDT

[#8]

nice...

Posted: 9/17/2004 1:29:14 PM EDT

[#9]

Sweet story. Wolfe

Posted: 9/17/2004 1:30:28 PM EDT

[#10]

good one

Posted: 9/17/2004 1:32:18 PM EDT

[#11]

Posted: 9/17/2004 1:33:54 PM EDT

[#12]

Posted: 9/17/2004 1:34:32 PM EDT

[#13]

Danny

Posted: 9/17/2004 2:42:29 PM EDT

[#14]

love it.

Posted: 9/17/2004 2:44:55 PM EDT

[#15]

Posted: 9/17/2004 2:56:37 PM EDT

[#16]

hug.gif

Posted: 9/17/2004 3:17:51 PM EDT

[#17]

Classic, Saved and emailed to entire address book.

Posted: 9/17/2004 6:11:33 PM EDT

[#18]

LOL...

Semper Fi,

Posted: 9/17/2004 6:13:42 PM EDT

[#19]

Posted: 9/17/2004 6:45:23 PM EDT

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