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Posted: 9/17/2004 11:26:36 AM EDT
A little girl named Melissa asked her Dad a question. Will God get mad at
me for giving someone a valentine?" Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says
"No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine
to?" "Osama Bin Laden", she says. "Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in
shock. "Well, she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl
could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think
that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit.
And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love
everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell
everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore." Her
father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound pride. "
Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard." "I know," Melissa
says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could blow the
shit out of him."
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LOL.....LOVE IT!!!
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 11:30:50 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/17/2004 11:31:14 AM EDT by motown_steve]


I was gettin' worried! The punch line saved it!
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 11:31:32 AM EDT
I KNEW there had to be a punchline!
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archer2
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Bumped...
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 1:08:11 PM EDT
nice...
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 1:29:14 PM EDT
Sweet story. Wolfe
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 1:30:28 PM EDT
good one
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Danny
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 2:42:29 PM EDT

love it.

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[Last Edit: 9/17/2004 2:57:41 PM EDT by Grey_Ghost]
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 3:17:51 PM EDT
Classic, Saved and emailed to entire address book.
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 6:11:33 PM EDT
LOL...

Semper Fi,
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 6:13:42 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 6:45:23 PM EDT


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