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Posted: 9/17/2004 10:26:36 AM EST
A little girl named Melissa asked her Dad a question. Will God get mad at
me for giving someone a valentine?" Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says
"No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine
to?" "Osama Bin Laden", she says. "Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in
shock. "Well, she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl
could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think
that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit.
And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love
everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell
everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore." Her
father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound pride. "
Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard." "I know," Melissa
says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could blow the
shit out of him."
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Link Posted: 9/17/2004 10:29:19 AM EST
LOL.....LOVE IT!!!
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 10:30:50 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/17/2004 10:31:14 AM EST by motown_steve]


I was gettin' worried! The punch line saved it!
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 10:31:32 AM EST
I KNEW there had to be a punchline!
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archer2
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 10:37:38 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 12:01:40 PM EST
Bumped...
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 12:08:11 PM EST
nice...
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 12:29:14 PM EST
Sweet story. Wolfe
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 12:30:28 PM EST
good one
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Danny
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 1:42:29 PM EST

love it.

Link Posted: 9/17/2004 1:44:55 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 1:56:37 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/17/2004 1:57:41 PM EST by Grey_Ghost]
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 2:17:51 PM EST
Classic, Saved and emailed to entire address book.
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 5:11:33 PM EST
LOL...

Semper Fi,
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 5:13:42 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/17/2004 5:45:23 PM EST


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