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Posted: 1/4/2006 11:28:34 AM EDT
So I hooked up with this chick on New Years. As I was gettin my fuck on, she asked/told me to talk dirty to her. So I did, but how far do they want you to go? Like, is it acceptable to say "Take that you dirty fucking slut" or something similar. I've had chicks ask me to talk dirty before, but I am always left wondering if I talked dirty enough or too dirty. I mean what is it that this kinda chick wants to here?

BTW: I have no pics of the aforementioned event.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 11:29:31 AM EDT
LOL!

tagged for suggestions
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 11:30:05 AM EDT
I refuse to respond to anyone who uses the phrase:


gettin my fuck on


...oh wait...
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 11:30:49 AM EDT
Tag for the 15 pages to follow
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 11:30:54 AM EDT
Mention her brother and see how she reacts.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 11:31:03 AM EDT
I would suggest any sentence with the word "Cock" in it.

Aviator
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 11:31:07 AM EDT
"...the panties your mother layed out for you..."
Jerry Seinfeld


Link Posted: 1/4/2006 11:31:44 AM EDT
Try, "look at the dust on that dresser" or "don't you ever wipe your feet before walking in the house?" or "what's that crust in your belly button from?"

Link Posted: 1/4/2006 11:31:56 AM EDT
"ooh, baby I wanna bang you hard. I wanna handcuff you an pull your hair. I wanna put a cigarette out on your ass. I wanna slam your labia in a car door"
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 11:32:28 AM EDT
I love to talk dirty to girls and usually do even without being asked.


Go for broke, she'll let you know if you've gone too far.

Link Posted: 1/4/2006 11:33:54 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DarkHalf:
Mention her mother and see how she reacts.


Link Posted: 1/4/2006 11:34:16 AM EDT

Mention her sister's superior skills in fellatio. Use that as a benchmark, if you will. If she responds positively, feel free to use any and all disgusting words you know, in any order. Hell, make up a few!
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 11:36:04 AM EDT
Are you bringing her to the HTF get together? I'd be glad to uhm, "interview" her and find out for ya

Seriously right as your about done say "How do you like my cock in that little pussy of yours you slut?" then pull out n make a mess out of her face. What else matters?
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 11:36:31 AM EDT
Just tell them what you want to do to them. eg, I want to pound your vag until you scream etc. I would definatly use that as a way to test the water for anal.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 11:38:38 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:
Are you bringing her to the HTF get together? I'd be glad to uhm, "interview" her and find out for ya

Seriously right as your about done say "How do you like my cock in that little pussy of yours you slut?" then pull out n make a mess out of her face. What else matters?




Key word being "little" Never say huge or massive...

Aviator
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 11:39:02 AM EDT
Hurt me, beat me, make me write bad checks.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 11:39:06 AM EDT
Seriously - if a woman asks you to "talk dirty," then you better make it so dirty that she blushes.

I swear, if you do that, she WILL come back for more of you.


CMOS
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 11:39:33 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:
Are you bringing her to the HTF get together? I'd be glad to uhm, "interview" her and find out for ya




I doubt she will be making the HTF get together. I know her through a friend, didnt even get the phone number(not like I'd call her anyway). I just gave her the old "It was fun, see ya later", and hit the door.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 11:40:22 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ARKAN_the_Tiger:

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:
Are you bringing her to the HTF get together? I'd be glad to uhm, "interview" her and find out for ya




I doubt she will be making the HTF get together. I know her through a friend, didnt even get the phone number(not like I'd call her anyway). I just gave her the old "It was fun, see ya later", and hit the door.

Good man!
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 11:41:37 AM EDT
Go for broke. Use other womens names and above all tell her that you have the clap while you are hitting it.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 11:43:06 AM EDT
tell her you are muslim and you want to cut her head off
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 11:43:16 AM EDT

Originally Posted By CMOS:
Seriously - if a woman asks you to "talk dirty," then you better make it so dirty that she blushes.

I swear, if you do that, she WILL come back for more of you.


CMOS



Yup, and surprisingly ALOT of women have some sort of rape fantasy, which I don't quite understand.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 11:43:22 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Aviator:

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:
Are you bringing her to the HTF get together? I'd be glad to uhm, "interview" her and find out for ya

Seriously right as your about done say "How do you like my cock in that little pussy of yours you slut?" then pull out n make a mess out of her face. What else matters?




Key word being "little" Never say huge or massive...

Aviator



or gargantuan, gigantic, gaping, Grand-Canyon-like...
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 11:45:26 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DarkHalf:

Originally Posted By CMOS:
Seriously - if a woman asks you to "talk dirty," then you better make it so dirty that she blushes.

I swear, if you do that, she WILL come back for more of you.


CMOS



Yup, and surprisingly ALOT of women have some sort of rape fantasy, which I don't quite understand.

It's the most common fantasy women have. Numerous surveys all agree on it. I wonder if they were DU'd
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 11:50:05 AM EDT
Women do not want to be "raped." --- They do want to be dominated by a strong male presence. I'm serious.

They crave a masculine man, not the BS metro "man" that liberals so worship.

CMOS
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 11:55:47 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/4/2006 11:56:25 AM EDT by mjohn3006]

Originally Posted By Lon_Moer:

Originally Posted By DarkHalf:
Mention her sister mother Father and see how she reacts.






Link Posted: 1/4/2006 11:56:18 AM EDT
Well dammit I've never had one ask me to talk dirty to her. My wife doesn't go for the dirty talking at all.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 11:57:09 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Blazin413:
"ooh, baby I wanna bang you hard. I wanna handcuff you an pull your hair. I wanna put a cigarette out on your ass. I wanna slam your labia in a car door"





LOL!!! Holy friggen crap the labia in the car door bit made me laugh the hardest I have in a long time .

yeah Im sick -so what...
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 11:59:37 AM EDT

Originally Posted By CMOS:
Women do not want to be "raped." --- They do want to be dominated by a strong male presence. I'm serious.

They crave a masculine man, not the BS metro "man" that liberals so worship.

CMOS

No, many woman want the full on, crazy, painful, no prior notice rape fantasy. I've had 5 or 6 women ask me about it and just for shits n giggles I asked em how far they wanted it to go. 2 of them replied that the first thing I should do is clock them. I'm a BIG, STRONG guy and can do some real damage hitting anyone, not to mention a 120 pound girl. I've ever done it though, to dangerous, I see a woman changing her mind and crying rape, DUH, and ur in prison being raped shortly thereafter.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 12:04:17 PM EDT
best way to instigate dirty talk is to ask dirty questions, and make her answer. her responses will help guide you.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 12:09:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:

Originally Posted By CMOS:
Women do not want to be "raped." --- They do want to be dominated by a strong male presence. I'm serious.

They crave a masculine man, not the BS metro "man" that liberals so worship.

CMOS

No, many woman want the full on, crazy, painful, no prior notice rape fantasy. I've had 5 or 6 women ask me about it and just for shits n giggles I asked em how far they wanted it to go. 2 of them replied that the first thing I should do is clock them. I'm a BIG, STRONG guy and can do some real damage hitting anyone, not to mention a 120 pound girl. I've ever done it though, to dangerous, I see a woman changing her mind and crying rape, DUH, and ur in prison being raped shortly thereafter.



Especially if you continue to describe yourself as BIG and STRONG.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 12:10:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By macman37:
I refuse to respond to anyone who uses the phrase:


gettin my fuck on


...oh wait...




Link Posted: 1/4/2006 12:12:08 PM EDT
Tagged for the hilarious suggestions that will surely follow!

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 12:14:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DarkHalf:

Yup, and surprisingly ALOT of women have some sort of rape fantasy, which I don't quite understand.



surprisingly... Not really Woman love to be dominated in the sack, the love it when the big alpha dog grabs them and takes charge and proceeds to pound the fuck out of them and rough them up a little.

They are wired to go after the tough guys that can protect them.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 12:16:28 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/4/2006 12:16:53 PM EDT by Valkyrie]
No BS, I dated a girl when I was 21 that liked being tied up, etc. One night we are walking in the door and she is asking me to rape her..

I asked what she meant and she said she wanted me to chase her around the house, throw her down on the floor, tear her clothes off, and forcefully fuck her, all the while she tries to stop me..

I was too freaked out by that so it never happened.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 12:17:36 PM EDT
girls like that love doggy style and to be slapped hard.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 12:21:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Valkyrie:
No BS, I dated a girl when I was 21 that liked being tied up, etc. One night we are walking in the door and she is asking me to rape her..

I asked what she meant and she said she wanted me to chase her around the house, throw her down on the floor, tear her clothes off, and forcefully fuck her, all the while she tries to stop me..

I was too freaked out by that so it never happened.



Sounds like a good time.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 12:23:29 PM EDT
tag
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 12:23:44 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/4/2006 12:24:39 PM EDT by NovaHokie9]
The quiet ones are ALWAYS the wildest. It's been my experience anyway.

Too bad most of them can't hold a conversation and are boring outside of the bedroom. I know this is arfcom blasphemy, but good sex isn't enough for a successful relationship.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 12:24:57 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/4/2006 12:25:17 PM EDT by IAMLEGEND]

Originally Posted By Merrell:
Try, "look at the dust on that dresser" or "don't you ever wipe your feet before walking in the house?" or "what's that crust in your belly button from?"




Merrell, the Sleestack is awesome.

Link Posted: 1/4/2006 12:33:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By cheaptrickfan:
"...the panties your mother layed out for you..."
Jerry Seinfeld





oh I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 2:07:49 PM EDT
Not even going to mention my personal experiences.

If she says to talk dirty to her than you can pretty much say anything dirty and be fine.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 3:52:48 PM EDT
tag for more funnies
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 3:58:52 PM EDT
So she says give me twelve inches and make it hurt !!
So I fucked her three times and punched her in the mouth.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 4:05:08 PM EDT
"your dad's ass isn't this hairy"
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 4:05:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NovaHokie9:
The quiet ones are ALWAYS the wildest. It's been my experience anyway.

Too bad most of them can't hold a conversation and are boring outside of the bedroom. I know this is arfcom blasphemy, but good sex isn't enough for a successful relationship.



The quiet ones are friggin ANIMALS in the sack, damn. I find you just have to know how to get them to talk, make them comfortable, and then hold on for the ride... or the drive, whichever you prefer.

I'm with jadams, if she says talk dirty, she asked for it, so say what you want.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 4:08:59 PM EDT
For most girls, they don't like being called "slut" "whore" "bitch" or any variation.
Most just want a little dirty talk like "oh yea baby, you like that cock?" or "you like having me eat your pussy, don't you?"

They want to be excited, not degraded.
If you find a chick who likes to be called "daddy's little suck slut", run.
Ask me how I know.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 4:10:57 PM EDT
"Oh you like it when I put it in your warm moist bacterial haven you call a vagina, don't you?"

"Yeah, that rubber tire smell I get when I take you from behind gets me hard baby"
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 4:17:41 PM EDT

Scream, "E. Coli" !! vigorously on the downstroke.
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 4:19:04 PM EDT
quote lines from "the 40 year old virgin"

"oh yeah, lets do it! oh yeah lets have sex!
Link Posted: 1/4/2006 4:23:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By PinPointOne:

Originally Posted By Blazin413:
"ooh, baby I wanna bang you hard. I wanna handcuff you an pull your hair. I wanna put a cigarette out on your ass. I wanna slam your labia in a car door"





LOL!!! Holy friggen crap the labia in the car door bit made me laugh the hardest I have in a long time .

yeah Im sick -so what...



+1 I was at work on the phone, and had to put the customer on mute!
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