Chicks dig guys with pick-up trucks.
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I used to think that but I found out that they were after my big dick.
Funny story....in line at a drive up espresso stand, the SUV in front of me is a brand new black H2 with EVERY bolt on brushgaurd, chrome piece, visors, blah blah blah, even his chromed was chromed type. To top it off his license plate was "Tim". "Tim" gets his coffee and pulls off and I pull up in my rusty beat up 83 toy 4x4 with '33's, to see the flustered girl in the stand kind if shrug off the experience that she just went through having "Tim" pummel hr with sexual inuendos etc. Then she makes note of his vehicle. My reply...."When you got a big dick, you don't need a fancy rig". Next trip through a few days later she was making note of how "small" a truck I drive......
ETA:
Chicks do love trucks. I got a deal on a '90 4x4 Chevy and took it home. Nothing special, ext cab, 350, stick shift. My wife drove it once and said that she wants it as her car instead of the Jeep GC that we just bought for $15000 (vs $2k for my truck). Out came the sawzall, down came the muffler, up went the noise, and my version of pissing on the tires to mark my territory was complete.