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Posted: 6/16/2014 12:07:11 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/16/2014 12:07:55 PM EDT by Mach]
I will just leave this here



Link Posted: 6/16/2014 12:09:04 PM EDT
Ooohhh myyyy Goooddddddd
Link Posted: 6/16/2014 12:09:19 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/16/2014 12:10:50 PM EDT by Caboose314]
Meh, if my company made a chemtrail aircraft it would definitely have a placard.

We are kinda slow, so a chemtrail agent aircraft would be a nice contract to win.

ETA: also, QA would have had a bitchfit about those exposed rivet heads
Link Posted: 6/16/2014 12:10:30 PM EDT
BOOM....Headset.

Sorry, I'm bored and easily amused.
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Link Posted: 6/16/2014 12:12:06 PM EDT
Is that the switch that activates the rainbow producing lawn sprinklers?
Link Posted: 6/16/2014 12:14:34 PM EDT
Is that a real thing off of a chemtrail troofer sight?

If so I'll get some placards made up that say "Chem arm" and "Chem release" or something like that and slap them in a cockpit of one of our ACs
Link Posted: 6/16/2014 12:18:08 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Caboose314:
Is that a real thing off of a chemtrail troofer sight?

If so I'll get some placards made up that say "Chem arm" and "Chem release" or something like that and slap them in a cockpit of one of our ACs
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Do it! Make several different ones. That way it looks like multiple aircraft. Their empty little conspiracy theorist heads will explode in orgasmic echo chamber "I told you so's" and it'll eventually end up on one of the conspiracy shows that pass for programming on the "History" channel.
Link Posted: 6/16/2014 12:20:51 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/16/2014 12:21:20 PM EDT by Desert_AIP]
Caution only denotes potential damage to equipment

Warning denotes potenetial injury or death.



BOOM! Headset.
Link Posted: 6/16/2014 12:22:17 PM EDT
That switch has a red thing that goes up, like a shoulder thing, but for airplanes.

ASSAULT PLANE!!!!!11!111!!!!!
Link Posted: 6/16/2014 12:45:13 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/16/2014 12:52:25 PM EDT
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Must have been something I wrote...
Link Posted: 6/16/2014 1:00:51 PM EDT
It's obvious that switch is to dump the blue toilet water, mid flight. Duh.
Link Posted: 6/16/2014 1:18:16 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By DRich:
BOOM....Headset.

Sorry, I'm bored and easily amused.
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And a new internet MEME is born. :)
Link Posted: 6/16/2014 1:20:50 PM EDT
I'm convinced.
Link Posted: 6/16/2014 1:23:36 PM EDT
You better hide your dog...
Link Posted: 6/16/2014 1:30:08 PM EDT
Chemtrail theorists are fucking hilarious
Link Posted: 6/16/2014 1:30:23 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/16/2014 1:31:49 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Desert_AIP:
Caution only denotes potential damage to equipment

Warning denotes potenetial injury or death.



BOOM! Headset.
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I thought this as well.
Link Posted: 6/16/2014 1:32:01 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Brohawk:
This has been going on a long time.

In books I've seen pictures of B-17s spraying chemtrails over Nazi Germany.

Nefarious. Dastardly.
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That was after the German's invaded Pearl Harbor, right?
Link Posted: 6/16/2014 1:56:32 PM EDT
There is a billboard on I-96 between Lansing and Detroit for some chemtrail weenie site called Skyderalert.org.
It's touting some App where you can report sightings to alert others.

So much crazy.
Link Posted: 6/16/2014 1:58:45 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By simplemitch:
There is a billboard on I-96 between Lansing and Detroit for some chemtrail weenie site called Skyderalert.org.
It's touting some App where you can report sightings to alert others.

So much crazy.
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Yeah, people be scared of that Dihydrogen Monoxide stuff....
Link Posted: 6/16/2014 2:00:01 PM EDT
That's the switch that controls the wings staying on or falling off.
Duh.
Link Posted: 6/16/2014 2:07:13 PM EDT
I'd go full stimpy on the shiny red button.

This may be a small part of the reason I'm not a pilot.
Link Posted: 6/16/2014 2:18:24 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By WinstonSmith:
I'd go full stimpy on the shiny red button.

This may be a small part of the reason I'm not a pilot.
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I would have a lot of explaining to do if I flipped mine.

Link Posted: 6/16/2014 2:38:12 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By WilliamGray:


I would have a lot of explaining to do if I flipped mine.

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e308/rdxfusion/Mobile%20Uploads/image_zps688970df.jpg
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Originally Posted By WilliamGray:
Originally Posted By WinstonSmith:
I'd go full stimpy on the shiny red button.

This may be a small part of the reason I'm not a pilot.


I would have a lot of explaining to do if I flipped mine.

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e308/rdxfusion/Mobile%20Uploads/image_zps688970df.jpg


If I know what it does, it's safe.

If it looks like THAT and it's a mystery though, I must press it.
Link Posted: 6/16/2014 2:39:39 PM EDT
Art is that you ?
Link Posted: 6/16/2014 2:41:45 PM EDT
Pretty much and open and shut case then.
Link Posted: 6/16/2014 2:48:41 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By WinstonSmith:


If I know what it does, it's safe.

If it looks like THAT and it's a mystery though, I must press it.
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Originally Posted By WinstonSmith:
Originally Posted By WilliamGray:
Originally Posted By WinstonSmith:
I'd go full stimpy on the shiny red button.

This may be a small part of the reason I'm not a pilot.


I would have a lot of explaining to do if I flipped mine.

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e308/rdxfusion/Mobile%20Uploads/image_zps688970df.jpg


If I know what it does, it's safe.

If it looks like THAT and it's a mystery though, I must press it.


Yeah, thats pretty much the same level of safety a mystery button has around me.

Ill flip it really quick first, to make sure it doesn't explode or something (cause a fast explosion is better), if I didn't catch what it does, Ill do a couple fast flips on and off. If still nothing, Ill turn it on and then walk around and try to figure it out.

That method has kept me alive for 31 years now.
Link Posted: 6/16/2014 4:12:40 PM EDT
thought this was definitive proof
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.
Link Posted: 6/16/2014 4:18:33 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By flynlr:
thought this was definitive proof
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http://www.njrod.com/images/hf/chemtrailproof.jpg
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Well that one video was talking the effects of chemtrails on the blood stream. Guess we see clearly you are dispensing two chemicals, Bleed 1 and APU Bleed.
Link Posted: 6/16/2014 4:19:47 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/16/2014 4:20:14 PM EDT by staraero]
Just the hazard flashers on airbuses. Don't want to fly into them when they are falling out of the air
Link Posted: 6/16/2014 4:59:19 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By jblomenberg16:


And a new internet MEME is born. :)
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Originally Posted By DRich:
BOOM....Headset.

Sorry, I'm bored and easily amused.


And a new internet MEME is born. :)


Was gonna post this.

At least Arfcom specific meme.
Link Posted: 6/16/2014 5:06:40 PM EDT
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Hey...hey....Ralphy Boy!
Link Posted: 6/16/2014 5:11:48 PM EDT
Wild guess--

That's to the left of the pilot's seat on an MD-88 or DC-9. Passenger oxygen manual deployment switch maybe?
Link Posted: 6/16/2014 6:18:11 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By flynlr:
thought this was definitive proof
.

http://www.njrod.com/images/hf/chemtrailproof.jpg
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Link Posted: 6/16/2014 7:00:15 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By WilliamGray:
That's the switch that controls the wings staying on or falling off.
Duh.
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Link Posted: 6/16/2014 7:13:38 PM EDT
So for those that get to play with big airplanes, is there a toilet jettison? Is there paperwork and loud noises for creative use of said function?
Link Posted: 6/16/2014 7:14:58 PM EDT
its required by OSHA duh!
Link Posted: 6/16/2014 7:19:11 PM EDT
Well, I'm sold!
Link Posted: 6/16/2014 7:20:14 PM EDT
Speaking of switches, labeled or otherwise, never tell the PFC that is 5 feet in front of you, separated from you by a turret wall, to turn on the fancy anti-IED box without making sure he's smart enough to know that it *isn't* the Halon switch. Much coughing and gagging and unassing outside the wire will ensue.
Link Posted: 6/16/2014 7:47:18 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By cjt1972:
It's obvious that switch is to dump the blue toilet water, mid flight. Duh.
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A former co worker had a big chunk of blue toilet water ice crash through his roof near DTW airport. Scary stuff.
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