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Posted: 6/22/2011 9:43:46 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 9:45:19 PM EDT
Must have had a bunch of guests.
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 9:46:00 PM EDT
Pretty soon that guy will wish that picture was of him cutting it.
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 9:46:22 PM EDT


The cake looks happier than she does.

Link Posted: 6/22/2011 9:47:52 PM EDT
That dude is fucked, for life.
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 9:48:38 PM EDT
So which would make it politically correct, a chocolate interior, or vanilla?
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 9:49:24 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Inebriated:
So which would make it politically correct, a chocolate interior, or vanilla?


Sheesh......




Pink
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 9:49:37 PM EDT
I would of let my wife do that.












If I got to hack the head off with the cake knife.
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 9:51:06 PM EDT
Originally Posted By HKHamartia:
Originally Posted By Inebriated:
So which would make it politically correct, a chocolate interior, or vanilla?


Sheesh......




Pink


what if you start cutting from the other side?
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 9:52:04 PM EDT
At least the groom didn't go all "O.J." and saw the head off...

But he may wish he had soon.

(A) any gal insisting on a cake like that is KrAzy

(B) any gal eating that much cake is going to be blimped fit for the Macy's parade.
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 9:52:23 PM EDT
Red Velvet
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 9:53:26 PM EDT
That cake looks disgusting.
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 9:59:50 PM EDT



You have to be a HUGE narcissist to think a cake like that is a good idea.

Link Posted: 6/22/2011 10:00:22 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/22/2011 10:00:33 PM EDT by stolenthunder]
My appetite...is gone...simulated...cannibalism...bad...



Link Posted: 6/22/2011 10:01:37 PM EDT


Even the cake has a great big ass.
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 10:02:09 PM EDT
Originally Posted By stolenthunder:
My appetite...is gone...simulated...cannibalism...bad...



It's not cannibalism for you, you silly panther you!

Cat's say the darndest things!
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 10:05:23 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/22/2011 10:07:35 PM EDT by stolenthunder]




Originally Posted By Inebriated:



Originally Posted By stolenthunder:

My appetite...is gone...simulated...cannibalism...bad...







It's not cannibalism for you, you silly panther you!



Cat's say the darndest things!




You have a point. But even we felids have dietary standards. All that I can say is







and



Link Posted: 6/22/2011 10:09:48 PM EDT
we already did this
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 10:11:12 PM EDT
Hey Bill remember that time we all ate your wife?
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 10:11:16 PM EDT
He should cut off the head and save it for the 1st anniversary.  


Link Posted: 6/22/2011 10:11:46 PM EDT




Originally Posted By Rocksarge:

we already did this




Going from her facial expression, it would appear that we "did this" in her pooper. All of us. At once.



Not that I would participate.



Link Posted: 6/22/2011 10:13:06 PM EDT
That would make a fucking sweet reactive target.
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 10:14:54 PM EDT
"I can't believe this bitch has bigger tits than me."




Link Posted: 6/22/2011 10:16:33 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Reservist:
That would make a fucking sweet reactive target.


The cake?
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 10:17:05 PM EDT




Originally Posted By dizkoboro:



Originally Posted By Reservist:

That would make a fucking sweet reactive target.




The cake?






Link Posted: 6/22/2011 10:32:06 PM EDT
Well, at least this wasn't yet another fucking Glock cake thread. But that is pretty disturbing though. I can't imagine having that head in the freezer for a year.
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 10:36:05 PM EDT
Originally Posted By hungrymonkey:
I would of let my wife do that.


.




Would of?
Or would have?

Even "would've"?

Link Posted: 6/22/2011 10:38:56 PM EDT
PIE?
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 10:45:25 PM EDT
He should save that plastic head for when she's got a headache.
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 10:46:53 PM EDT
mean looking cake...
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 10:48:42 PM EDT
I wonder, did the bride and the cake have their hair done at the same place?
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 10:56:45 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/22/2011 11:05:19 PM EDT by stolenthunder]


Edit after reading article:



They both have the crazy.
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 10:59:36 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/22/2011 11:00:20 PM EDT by flyfishnepa]

he looks like a man that just figured out he made a mistake.  poor bastard.


Link Posted: 6/22/2011 11:03:46 PM EDT
Here's an article on the deal. Still sounds creepy.



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-507390/Bride-wedding-cake-life-size-model-herself.html



Says they planned on having one of him too but ran out of time...yeah right.



Link Posted: 6/22/2011 11:05:31 PM EDT
Originally Posted By stolenthunder:
You know, the more I look at that picture...the more I get the creepy, psycho vibe from the dude.

I'm starting to get the impression that maybe he's a weirdo and surprised her with this bizzare eccentricity at the reception.

Look at where his left hand is at in relation to his own torso. The photographic perspective makes him look like some kind of stretch-freak mutant.

Those lifeless-yet-somehow-enthusiastic creepy eyes that he's wearing don't really help his case. The bride's eyes actually look to have a sort of prisoner's gaze...see how they're staring at the cake but not tracking the knife?

Now look at her left hand...it isn't touching his, despite the close range and his obviously desire for physical contact. You would expect a bride to be touching her groom's fingers willingly. Her "blah" expression and slightly curled lip seem misplaced.


Maybe they both have the crazy.


how many dudes would have any input on a wedding cake or would want any input.

i think she's pissed at how crappy it looks OR she's pissed that cake has a bigger chest then her.

Link Posted: 6/22/2011 11:07:42 PM EDT
Originally Posted By stolenthunder:
You know, the more I look at that picture...the more I get the creepy, psycho vibe from the dude.

I'm starting to get the impression that maybe he's a weirdo and surprised her with this bizzare eccentricity at the reception.

Look at where his left hand is at in relation to his own torso. The photographic perspective makes him look like some kind of stretch-freak mutant.

Those lifeless-yet-somehow-enthusiastic creepy eyes that he's wearing don't really help his case. The bride's eyes actually look to have a sort of prisoner's gaze...see how they're staring at the cake but not tracking the knife?

Now look at her left hand...it isn't touching his, despite the close range and his obviously desire for physical contact. You would expect a bride to be touching her groom's fingers willingly. Her "blah" expression and slightly curled lip seem misplaced.


Maybe they both have the crazy.


I didn't notice their hands... his looks like it is about four feet away from his body, and hers looks like she couldn't get four feet away quick enough. He looks a little happy to be getting married, but she looks like she's there for the money or some other non-love related reason. And notice the small bit that I can only assume is a glass of champagne... My best guess is that he's completely sober, she's pregnant, but is drinking to forget she's pregnant (notice the glistening on her forehead and glazed over eyes). Maybe instead of getting away from her new husband's hand, she's actually limply reaching for it an attempt for balance? His love for her has forced his bone structure to stretch four feet to grab her waist. And then when they get home, he eats her. Not the cake her, but the real her. Does he eat her out? Or does he indulge in a cannibalistic orgy? We can only speculate.
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 11:07:50 PM EDT




Originally Posted By NathanL:

Here's an article on the deal. Still sounds creepy.



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-507390/Bride-wedding-cake-life-size-model-herself.html



Says they planned on having one of him too but ran out of time...yeah right.



http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/01_02/WeddingCakeBrideBM_468x646.jpg




"Given its size, there was plenty to go round the guests at the ceremony last September."



"We had over 500 guests and even after we had dished it out there was still plenty left," recalls Chidi. "We brought the rest of it home and a week later it was all gone."









Link Posted: 6/22/2011 11:09:35 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/22/2011 11:11:22 PM EDT by stolenthunder]




Originally Posted By Inebriated:



I didn't notice their hands... his looks like it is about four feet away from his body, and hers looks like she couldn't get four feet away quick enough. He looks a little happy to be getting married, but she looks like she's there for the money or some other non-love related reason. And notice the small bit that I can only assume is a glass of champagne... My best guess is that he's completely sober, she's pregnant, but is drinking to forget she's pregnant (notice the glistening on her forehead and glazed over eyes). Maybe instead of getting away from her new husband's hand, she's actually limply reaching for it an attempt for balance? His love for her has forced his bone structure to stretch four feet to grab her waist. And then when they get home, he eats her. Not the cake her, but the real her. Does he eat her out? Or does he indulge in a cannibalistic orgy? We can only speculate.



Link Posted: 6/22/2011 11:09:50 PM EDT
Originally Posted By NathanL:
Here's an article on the deal. Still sounds creepy.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-507390/Bride-wedding-cake-life-size-model-herself.html

Says they planned on having one of him too but ran out of time...yeah right.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/01_02/WeddingCakeBrideBM_468x646.jpg


guess i was wrong x2

his name kinda confused me though


Link Posted: 6/22/2011 11:47:03 PM EDT
Originally Posted By stolenthunder:

Originally Posted By dizkoboro:
Originally Posted By Reservist:
That would make a fucking sweet reactive target.


The cake?





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