
Posted: 9/29/2014 3:44:18 PM EST
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According to UCCS, to stop or prevent an attack: “Tell your attacker that you have a disease or are menstruating,” and “Vomiting or urinating may also convince the attacker to leave you alone.”
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And if it bites you, you are in serious trouble
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Some of my friends in boarding school were the sons of expat oil workers in Saudi Arabia.
They said it was pretty boring most of the time. Apparently its boring enough that giant lizard wrangling starts looking like a good idea after a while ![]() |
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Qui transtulit sustinet
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Originally Posted By WildApple:
Check out the size of this lizard this little girl catches ![]() View Quote |
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BRD 529- There's a toad in the road, we must unload!
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“Until we have a commander in chief who knows what he is doing....let Allah sort it out!” - Sarah Palin
"We had a revolution in 1776 because we don't do kings." - Sarah Palin |
Originally Posted By WildBoar:
Why is that? Supposedly they are pretty docile. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By WildBoar:
Originally Posted By kc8flb:
And if it bites you, you are in serious trouble Lizard mouths are infested with every kind of nasty bacteria |
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BRD 529- There's a toad in the road, we must unload!
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Originally Posted By fatcat4620: Lizard mouths are infested with every kind of nasty bacteria View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By fatcat4620: Originally Posted By WildBoar: Originally Posted By kc8flb: And if it bites you, you are in serious trouble Lizard mouths are infested with every kind of nasty bacteria Same goes for Knoxville girls.
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"I will murder you and make a poncho out of your skin!" DK-Prof
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Originally Posted By GrahamD: Some of my friends in boarding school were the sons of expat oil workers in Saudi Arabia. They said it was pretty boring most of the time. Apparently its boring enough that giant lizard wrangling starts looking like a good idea after a while ![]() View Quote |
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Live Free or Die; Death is Not the Worst of Evils
- Revolutionary General John Stark |
Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:
Same goes for Knoxville girls. ![]() View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:
Originally Posted By fatcat4620:
Originally Posted By WildBoar:
Originally Posted By kc8flb:
And if it bites you, you are in serious trouble Lizard mouths are infested with every kind of nasty bacteria Same goes for Knoxville girls. ![]() Still better than Yankee chicks |
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BRD 529- There's a toad in the road, we must unload!
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Originally Posted By WildBoar:
Why is that? Supposedly they are pretty docile. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By WildBoar:
Originally Posted By kc8flb:
And if it bites you, you are in serious trouble Why is that? Supposedly they are pretty docile. ....right up until the time he latches on to you. ![]() |
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Is it that we have so often been told that violence is not the answer to everything that we fail to realize it IS the answer to some things?
Nemo Me Impune Lacesset. Don't Californicate Arizona. |
Originally Posted By fatcat4620:
Lizard mouths are infested with every kind of nasty bacteria View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By fatcat4620:
Originally Posted By WildBoar:
Originally Posted By kc8flb:
And if it bites you, you are in serious trouble Lizard mouths are infested with every kind of nasty bacteria It's real bad if you get bitten. |
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Originally Posted By damcv62:
It's real bad if you get bitten. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By damcv62:
Originally Posted By fatcat4620:
Originally Posted By WildBoar:
Originally Posted By kc8flb:
And if it bites you, you are in serious trouble Lizard mouths are infested with every kind of nasty bacteria It's real bad if you get bitten. You guys are thinking of Komodo Dragons, whose mouths are nasty because of all the carrion they eat. The lizard in the video is mostly a herbivore, a bite might hurt some, but wouldn't be dangerous. |
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When people fear their government, there is tyrrany. When the government fears the people, there is liberty. ---- Thomas Jefferson
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I caught one of those in Kuwait. They are pretty docile and love to eat salad.
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on the spectrum of "mean ass lizards"
those dont even register ![]() now if she was chasing down a large monitor or a Tegu I would be more impressed lol |
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"Behold, the lad sleepeth"
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My 9 year-old daughter now wants to take a lizard catching trip to Saudi Arabia. Thanks, GD!
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"Don't tread on me"
FBHO |
Never tease a weasel.
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"If It Has Tits, Wheels, or a CPU, it's gonna cause you Problems."
NRA LIFE MEMBER FOR 25 YEARS. |
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Originally Posted By g8rgunner:
You guys are thinking of Komodo Dragons, whose mouths are nasty because of all the carrion they eat. The lizard in the video is mostly a herbivore, a bite might hurt some, but wouldn't be dangerous. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By g8rgunner:
Originally Posted By damcv62:
Originally Posted By fatcat4620:
Originally Posted By WildBoar:
Originally Posted By kc8flb:
And if it bites you, you are in serious trouble Lizard mouths are infested with every kind of nasty bacteria It's real bad if you get bitten. You guys are thinking of Komodo Dragons, whose mouths are nasty because of all the carrion they eat. The lizard in the video is mostly a herbivore, a bite might hurt some, but wouldn't be dangerous. The Komodo dragon mouth being infested with killer bacteria has been shown to be false. Their mouths are actually no more dirty than other predators, and actually cleaner than some. They actually have venom sacks. Komodo venom |
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Being underrated gave me time to create it
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pretty cool most girls run from bugs
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I love me some Hate Chicken
Hateful chicken tastes so good mmmmmmm |
Wow.
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"They're telling us they'd rather die than come out and surrender....so.. They're gonna die..."
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Is that a lot lizard?
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Originally Posted By swingset:
I feel like printing this thread out on some quality paper, so I can go wipe my ass with it. |
Since they can't possibly perform even the most mediocre self analysis, they simply resort to blaming others for their own shortcomings. They're like the FSA of relationships. -Naamah
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She has more balls than half of GD
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i never bothered the iguanas in PR.
didn't want to terrify them or stress them. |
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"The more posts by EvanWilliams I read, the less I am impressed by him. I'm pretty sure he's a habitual liar, or at the very least, a very bad braggart." Beltfedleadhead
Team Ranstad--Tenn Squire |
A couple of us went chasing a very large lizard across the tarmac in the PI. It outran us and ducked into a hangar. As we approached the hangar we became apprehensive. No one wanted to go first so we went back to work.
The end. |
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Originally Posted By happycynic:
SIR SIR SIR. I MUST PROTEST. IS MANY THING DO IN KINGDOM. MANY BEAUTIFUL DANCING BOY AND GOAT. ALSO HAVE MANY STONINGS OF WHORE-WOMAN AND INFIDEL. IF NOT ENOUGH CAN ALWAYS READ KORAN. PLEASE NO INSULT KINGDOM BY SAYING NO THINGS TO DO. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By happycynic:
Originally Posted By GrahamD:
Some of my friends in boarding school were the sons of expat oil workers in Saudi Arabia. They said it was pretty boring most of the time. Apparently its boring enough that giant lizard wrangling starts looking like a good idea after a while ![]() |
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"....now I'm learning to be a part of societ............societ...........sss."
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Whats the guy teaching his daughter to terrorize animals for? KIll it and eat it, or leave it alone.
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#286099
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Don't think it's her first time catching lizards...
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The_Beer_Slayer: Damit, i just dropped my GD riot gear off at the cleaners and now you gotta come in here with this shit?
EasTexan:I swear my dog gives me the look of shame when I'm masturbating |
I almost ran off the road in a Mercedes van when trying to avoid one on Shakisa Air Base in Bahrain back in '93.
That was probably a few days after the Paki's leveled their MP5's on me when I approached the gate for the first time...not sure which was more scary. |
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Originally Posted By g8rgunner:
You guys are thinking of Komodo Dragons, whose mouths are nasty because of all the carrion they eat. The lizard in the video is mostly a herbivore, a bite might hurt some, but wouldn't be dangerous. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By g8rgunner:
Originally Posted By damcv62:
Originally Posted By fatcat4620:
Originally Posted By WildBoar:
Originally Posted By kc8flb:
And if it bites you, you are in serious trouble Lizard mouths are infested with every kind of nasty bacteria It's real bad if you get bitten. You guys are thinking of Komodo Dragons, whose mouths are nasty because of all the carrion they eat. The lizard in the video is mostly a herbivore, a bite might hurt some, but wouldn't be dangerous. You are right. That is a euromastyx. Strictly herbivore. |
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Originally Posted By damcv62: It's real bad if you get bitten. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By damcv62: Originally Posted By fatcat4620: Originally Posted By WildBoar: Originally Posted By kc8flb: And if it bites you, you are in serious trouble Lizard mouths are infested with every kind of nasty bacteria It's real bad if you get bitten. |
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Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:
Same goes for Knoxville girls. ![]() View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:
Originally Posted By fatcat4620:
Originally Posted By WildBoar:
Originally Posted By kc8flb:
And if it bites you, you are in serious trouble Lizard mouths are infested with every kind of nasty bacteria Same goes for Knoxville girls. ![]() ![]() |
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Originally Posted By BigeasySnow:
Only if you do a crappy job of raising them. Same as boys. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By BigeasySnow:
Originally Posted By my2Dogs:
pretty cool most girls run from bugs Only if you do a crappy job of raising them. Same as boys. Bigeasy nailed it (kind of) I wish my 7yo could get over Arachnids, boy can grab up snakes and lizards, but hates spiders and insects |
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Originally Posted By Jag-grad:
The Komodo dragon mouth being infested with killer bacteria has been shown to be false. Their mouths are actually no more dirty than other predators, and actually cleaner than some. They actually have venom sacks. Komodo venom View Quote There is a badass documentary on youtube about snake venom and the evolution of how it evolved from lizards and proved it by finding venom in Komodo Dragons. |
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ARFCOM...Time well wasted.
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LOL, Dub Dubs, so called because that's the sound they made when we ran them over in our Humvees.
Had them all over the place at King Fahd AB during Desert Shield/Storm/Calm. Used to fall asleep watching the geckos running across the ceiling of our Harvest Falcon and Temper tents. Ah, and camel spiders. <shudder> |
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I AM DARREN WILSON
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Originally Posted By TARFUN: Here is the one that I caught. http://www.ar15.com/media/viewFile.html?i=69147 I even got into my rack! ![]() http://www.ar15.com/media/viewFile.html?i=69148 View Quote Yikes! |
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Originally Posted By TARFUN:
Here is the one that I caught. http://www.ar15.com/media/viewFile.html?i=69147 I even got into my rack! ![]() http://www.ar15.com/media/viewFile.html?i=69148 View Quote I don't want to know what happened after that! ![]() Should have "blown it in place", Gunny. |
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Originally Posted By TARFUN:
Here is the one that I caught. http://www.ar15.com/media/viewFile.html?i=69147 I even got into my rack! ![]() http://www.ar15.com/media/viewFile.html?i=69148 View Quote You two look alike. ![]() |
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