i've watched with interest the progression of this "stupid army chix" thread since tatjana posted on it.  i think it is probably fair to say that the posts she cited in her original contribution (which I see has since been censored by the administration of this forum) were pretty caustic towards women in general.  im not surprised at her reaction really, but then i know her a bit better than everyone here and i am probably responsible for inflicting her all on you since she is my sister.

at the same time some of you (not all of you) were pretty clearly asking for it.  you don't try to get a redhead who grew up with three brothers (two of whom jumped out of airplanes for a living) to back down unless you have good insurance.

this "daman" person needs a good lesson in manners.  perhaps mrs. post might have some publications he would benefit from.  id also be interested to know where he served and in what capacity, since he seems to be an expert on what units are and aren't worth their salt.  after such a man skis a little world cup, earns his jump badge (twice), wins some national and international fencing matches and takes 4 medals in international shooting competitions, then he can flirt with my sister.  until then perhaps he better demure.

for reference sake i served in the gendarmerieeinsatzkommando for four years and was directly involved in no less than 30 hostage and counterterrorist incidents in that time.  ive since left the service to work in the private sector.  i currently head up the security unit for a global petroleum firm whose name you would probably recognize.  its no wonder maybe that my sister comes off the way she does.  she grew up surrounded by a bunch of guys with automatic weapons who sleep in camo facepaint and jump out of helos all day.  still, when i served all of the members of austria's military i encountered were of the highest professional calibre and highly skilled.  none would mouth off the way i saw "daman" spew.  while i was serving we regularly trained with gsg-9 and sayeret mat'kal among others.  this talk about the austrian armed forces being meals on wheels types is both offensive and ignorant.  (incidentally, tatja served in switzerland's bergsteigenaufklarungkorps (mountain recon), not in austria)

be that as it may, and because i am somewhat to blame for throwing the redhead at you guys and gals, she found this place because i am a long time lurker and pointed her to it, i thought i would finally poke my head above water, register, post, and settle all dispute.

i hereby challenge the redhead (tatjana are you listening?) to a contest of skills and endurance to include timed long rifle contests at ranges from 100 to 400 meters, timed pistol at ranges from 10 to 50 meters, timed run of 5 kilometers.  the results to be posted here in photo essay format.

i invite the redhead to select one judge, of her choice, to observe the proceedings.  i will myself appoint a judge and one will be selected (by mutual agreement) from the ranks of ar15.com.  (interested parties who are in the reno/las vegas areas where the event will take place should email me at [email protected] when and if the redhead accepts my challenge).

i await her answer.  meanwhile, gentlemen, i suggest you exhibit some class when dealing with the opposite sex, particularly one who has studied aikido for 8 years.  you are not animals after all.  are you?

The Austrian

wow. it sounds like you and your sister have had a busy life. sleeping a camo facepaint is cool, i've almost done that a couple of times. me and the boys get up to some crazy crap some weekends... we'ed love to bring some women along if we could find any crazy enought to go.

it's interesting that you've done so much.

OffRoad

offroad, you are an unsophisticated SAVAGE!

How many fencing contests have you WON?

Pretty funny stuff, eh bro'?!!!

DaMan  

Polo is SO COOL! Hahahaa!

DaMan

i've climbed a lot of fences. does that count?

not always in my own yard, or in legal ways either....

OffRoad

Which Fire Department are you in?????

DaMan

Austrian.... so GEeK is equivalent to GSG-9????

In your dreams, bud!

DaMan

Some guys will say anything in hopes of boning a commando.  I am pretty sure she can take care of herself Mr. “I am woman here me roar”. Do you sit down to put out fires?

Austrian(s) - I'm done on this subject having stated my opinion in the opening round.  Some folks 'round here are more mature than others....Which has been duely noted.  Both of you are welcome to shoot in OUR long rifle competitions.  We will spank you.[:D]
 [spank]

Doug

(editted to add smilies 'cause this thread is getting waayyy toooo obnoxious)  

hey!

fuck off daman. you just crossed the line.

how about insted of bitching and moaning about you r problems you get off the fucking computer and go do something about pencil-dicked sphincter-lipped cock-breathed, shit-for-brains asshole geek??

have i fucking made my fucking self abso-fucking-lutly clear fucking clear, throught repetive fucking use of the f-word??

have i you fucking waste of breath?

fuck you and fuck off.

(wow that was alot of swearing)

fuck you daman
and your a dumbass cause you still can't fucking find me, holy fucking shitballs you are a dumb motherfucker!

OffRoad

Offroad, .... ease up , Dude!

Too many drugs! I was jokin' about comin' to get you from Peterborough, Ontario!

Can't you take a friggin' joke?

If NOT, I will come and GET YOU!!!!!  Buhahhahahah!

Sorry!  DaMan

ok actaully before i read your post i was coming back to apoligize. i went a little overboard there. sorry.

i haven't swore like that in a long time.

we can still be friends. how far is peterborough from toronto?

sorry
OffRoad

i applaud the valiant attempt to bring maturity and order to an otherwise childish and temper tantrum-filled subject.

unfortunately, your words have probably been lost on the people who should heed them the most, as is usually the case with small brains and large mouths.

please, shoot with us anytime you get the chance.  just don't mention who ya are until it's all over and she's kicked everybody's arse.  then you can gloat without ever having to say a word or drop to the more profane level.

welcome, by the way.