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Posted: 4/22/2016 8:30:55 PM EDT
Sitting here at work eating my lunch... a couple of carnitas tacos and some seafood ceviche and I got to thinkin'....

Who was the first guy to slice up some shrimp, fish, octopus, etc. pour some lime juice on it, let it sit for a bit and think fuck it, I'm eating it

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King, snow, etc. crabs are another mystery to me. Who the fuck knew to dive deep into the freezing ocean to pull out giant bugs and steam their legs
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 8:31:46 PM EDT
It's great to be on top of the food chain....
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 8:32:38 PM EDT
This is the kind of shit I think about constantly. It's a damned shame that some of life's most intriguing moments are forever lost to the annals of time.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 8:35:06 PM EDT
Ceviche is fucking awesome. Great hangover grub.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 8:36:37 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/22/2016 8:37:03 PM EDT
Yeah the first mofo to catch a lobster and eat it had huge brass balls.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 8:37:06 PM EDT
On a related note-

I use blue emu salve on sore joints. It's made from real emu fats which are naturally very high in condroiten.

Did some guy go riding his motorcycle naked and hit an emu at high speed, not wash it off for a week and realized it helped his joints?

Link Posted: 4/22/2016 8:37:51 PM EDT
Letting it sit in acid, refrigerated, is not the same as just letting it sit.

Ceviche is awesome.

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Link Posted: 4/22/2016 8:40:44 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Enlightenme556:
Yeah the first mofo to catch a lobster and eat it had huge brass balls.
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How many died before they realized the importance of cooking them?
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 8:41:02 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By SCW:
On a related note-

I use blue emu salve on sore joints. It's made from real emu fats which are naturally very high in condroiten.

Did some guy go riding his motorcycle naked and hit an emu at high speed, not wash it off for a week and realized it helped his joints?

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Link Posted: 4/22/2016 8:47:07 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Enlightenme556:
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Or was on the verge of starving to death
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 8:47:53 PM EDT
I wonder how cooking meat was first discovered.

My theory is that some caveman built a fire to stay warm, he went to take a shit, left his raw leg of sabertooth tiger too close to the flames and Bob's your uncle.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 8:48:28 PM EDT
People ate raw food for what, a few hundred thousand years before they started cooking? Probably anything that could be combined was. Ceviche was surely eaten before cooked fish ever was.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 8:48:35 PM EDT
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Or was REALLY fucking hungry.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 8:50:57 PM EDT
Bivalves, particularly oysters. They look like rocks on the outside, gray boogers on the inside, and yet someone said to themselves "How bad could it be, really?"
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 8:52:58 PM EDT
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I'm gonna guess they were merely hungry.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 8:53:10 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Doucheatron3000:
Bivalves, particularly oysters. They look like rocks on the outside, gray boogers on the inside, and yet someone said to themselves "How bad could it be, really?"
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THIS! The first guy to chow on raw oysters was HUNGRY!
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 8:53:10 PM EDT
Balut. Hey this almost developed chicken with 1/2 the egg sack still there looks fucking delicious, I think I'll just eat it.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 8:55:26 PM EDT
Cow milk.

"I'm going to catch a cow, tug on that thing back there and drink whatever comes out!"

Chicken eggs (or any eggs, really)

"That round thing just came outta this bird's butt. I'm going to eat it!"

Link Posted: 4/22/2016 9:01:03 PM EDT
Artichokes. I'm still not convinced they're even food.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 9:03:19 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By David_ESM:

Or was REALLY fucking hungry.
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Originally Posted By David_ESM:
Originally Posted By Enlightenme556:
Yeah the first mofo to catch a lobster and eat it had huge brass balls.

Or was REALLY fucking hungry.



It used to be considered a poverty staple and related to indentured servitude in colonial times. There was one village here that got a local magistrate to create a legal writ stating they shall not be given it to eat more then three times a week.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 9:04:29 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Laramie:
I wonder how cooking meat was first discovered.

My theory is that some caveman built a fire to stay warm, he went to take a shit, left his raw leg of sabertooth tiger too close to the flames and Bob's your uncle.
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Lightning hitting a wooly mammoth?

"Something smells fucking GREAT over there!"

Link Posted: 4/22/2016 9:20:45 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Zack3g:
Cow milk.

"I'm going to catch a cow, tug on that thing back there and drink whatever comes out!"

Chicken eggs (or any eggs, really)

"That round thing just came outta this bird's butt. I'm going to eat it!"

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Even more wtf when you think about the fact you are eating chicken menstruation.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 9:23:36 PM EDT
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Even more wtf when you think about the fact you are eating chicken menstruation.
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Originally Posted By polecat30:
Originally Posted By Zack3g:
Cow milk.

"I'm going to catch a cow, tug on that thing back there and drink whatever comes out!"

Chicken eggs (or any eggs, really)

"That round thing just came outta this bird's butt. I'm going to eat it!"



Even more wtf when you think about the fact you are eating chicken menstruation.


And even more WTF when you realize that birds are descended from theropod dinosaurs.

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Link Posted: 4/22/2016 9:25:41 PM EDT
Had a nice bowl at lunch.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 9:30:47 PM EDT
Crawfish. I love it. But who decided to catch this dirty muddy alien looking thing. And boil it and pinch it tail while sucking it's guts.

Link Posted: 4/22/2016 9:36:17 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Doucheatron3000:
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Yeah, that what I was thinking


Link Posted: 4/22/2016 9:52:11 PM EDT
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And even more WTF when you realize that birds are descended from theropod dinosaurs.

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Originally Posted By polecat30:
Originally Posted By Zack3g:
Cow milk.

"I'm going to catch a cow, tug on that thing back there and drink whatever comes out!"

Chicken eggs (or any eggs, really)

"That round thing just came outta this bird's butt. I'm going to eat it!"



Even more wtf when you think about the fact you are eating chicken menstruation.


And even more WTF when you realize that birds are descended from theropod dinosaurs.

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DINOSAUR TAMPONS. IT'S WHAT'S FOR BREAKFAST!
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 9:58:07 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By SCW:
On a related note-

I use blue emu salve on sore joints. It's made from real emu fats which are naturally very high in condroiten.

Did some guy go riding his motorcycle naked and hit an emu at high speed, not wash it off for a week and realized it helped his joints?

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I like where your heads at.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 10:09:27 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By AnvilUSMC:


I like where your heads at.
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Originally Posted By AnvilUSMC:
Originally Posted By SCW:
On a related note-

I use blue emu salve on sore joints. It's made from real emu fats which are naturally very high in condroiten.

Did some guy go riding his motorcycle naked and hit an emu at high speed, not wash it off for a week and realized it helped his joints?



I like where your heads at.

Well try this on for size: Women in ancient Egypt used crocodile dung as a spermicide.

How they discovered crocodile dung had that particular property remains a mystery.

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Link Posted: 4/22/2016 10:16:53 PM EDT
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Well try this on for size: Women in ancient Egypt used crocodile dung as a spermicide.

How they discovered crocodile dung had that particular property remains a mystery.

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Originally Posted By FishKepr:
Originally Posted By AnvilUSMC:
Originally Posted By SCW:
On a related note-

I use blue emu salve on sore joints. It's made from real emu fats which are naturally very high in condroiten.

Did some guy go riding his motorcycle naked and hit an emu at high speed, not wash it off for a week and realized it helped his joints?



I like where your heads at.

Well try this on for size: Women in ancient Egypt used crocodile dung as a spermicide.

How they discovered crocodile dung had that particular property remains a mystery.

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Probably ran into a croc on a motorcycle and got their puanani filled with poo and didn't get knocked up. SCW's theory seems bullet proof.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 10:16:54 PM EDT
I make it with Florida lobster, redfish, snook, yellowtail snapper, mangrove snapper, mutton snapper, grouper, and lionfish. Any combination of those depending on what I caught.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 10:33:14 PM EDT
Ceviche? Someone probably put some citrus on fish in preparation to cook it, got distracted, came back and noticed that it looked kind of cooked, and thought, "Hunh, maybe it's okay to eat."
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 10:40:45 PM EDT
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After the trial and error phase.

Link Posted: 4/22/2016 10:43:07 PM EDT
Never had the chance to try it. I will make a point to do so.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 10:53:47 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By TailHunter:
I make it with Florida lobster, redfish, snook, yellowtail snapper, mangrove snapper, mutton snapper, grouper, and lionfish. Any combination of those depending on what I caught.
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What else besides lime juice do you add?
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Originally Posted By edb66:


What else besides lime juice do you add?
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Originally Posted By TailHunter:
I make it with Florida lobster, redfish, snook, yellowtail snapper, mangrove snapper, mutton snapper, grouper, and lionfish. Any combination of those depending on what I caught.


What else besides lime juice do you add?

Antibiotics and fluids.

Lots and lots of fluids.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 10:58:36 PM EDT
as a chef i ask myself this question often.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 11:00:53 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Zack3g:
Cow milk.

"I'm going to catch a cow, tug on that thing back there and drink whatever comes out!"

Chicken eggs (or any eggs, really)

"That round thing just came outta this bird's butt. I'm going to eat it!"

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Cheese, that was either a visionary or a crazy person.
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Originally Posted By GreenBastard:

Antibiotics and fluids.

Lots and lots of fluids.
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Originally Posted By GreenBastard:
Originally Posted By edb66:
Originally Posted By TailHunter:
I make it with Florida lobster, redfish, snook, yellowtail snapper, mangrove snapper, mutton snapper, grouper, and lionfish. Any combination of those depending on what I caught.


What else besides lime juice do you add?

Antibiotics and fluids.

Lots and lots of fluids.


Understand I'm not from the middle of the country, we can get fresh fish here.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 11:08:15 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Enlightenme556:
Yeah the first mofo to catch a lobster and eat it had huge brass balls was starving.
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Link Posted: 4/22/2016 11:38:56 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By edb66:


What else besides lime juice do you add?
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Originally Posted By edb66:
Originally Posted By TailHunter:
I make it with Florida lobster, redfish, snook, yellowtail snapper, mangrove snapper, mutton snapper, grouper, and lionfish. Any combination of those depending on what I caught.


What else besides lime juice do you add?


Cilantro, jalapeño/serrano, avacado, diced onion, died tomatoes, died sweet peppers, lemon juice.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 11:39:22 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By GreenBastard:

Antibiotics and fluids.

Lots and lots of fluids.
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Originally Posted By GreenBastard:
Originally Posted By edb66:
Originally Posted By TailHunter:
I make it with Florida lobster, redfish, snook, yellowtail snapper, mangrove snapper, mutton snapper, grouper, and lionfish. Any combination of those depending on what I caught.


What else besides lime juice do you add?

Antibiotics and fluids.

Lots and lots of fluids.


Rum, 23yo rum
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 11:55:04 PM EDT
onions, tomato, red, green, yellow bell peppers, cilantro, more cilantro

then ketchup or hotsauce
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 11:56:43 PM EDT
What about fucking POPCORN

Just imagine overcooking some maize and.... POP... POP....POP... P P P P P POP

Link Posted: 4/23/2016 12:00:09 AM EDT


First dude to eat a habanero pepper must have thought he was gonna die...and all his buddies were laughing at him.
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Originally Posted By PNWRN:


First dude to eat a habanero pepper must have thought he was gonna die...and all his buddies were laughing at him.
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Habaneros are for pussies. Now ghost peppers...
Link Posted: 4/23/2016 12:03:36 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By SCW:
On a related note-

I use blue emu salve on sore joints. It's made from real emu fats which are naturally very high in condroiten.

Did some guy go riding his motorcycle naked and hit an emu at high speed, not wash it off for a week and realized it helped his joints?

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Probably someone asked an emu farmer back in the nineties who was going to take the initial hit of slaughtering two thousand dollar birds and selling their meat for $2 a pound. The choice was to either let the birds go, which some did, or come up with another marketing ploy to unload a bad investment. I used an entire container of this stuff and might as well have been using plain water.
Link Posted: 4/23/2016 12:08:26 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By aIIan:
Sitting here at work eating my lunch... a couple of carnitas tacos and some seafood ceviche and I got to thinkin'....

Who was the first guy to slice up some shrimp, fish, octopus, etc. pour some lime juice on it, let it sit for a bit and think fuck it, I'm eating it

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King, snow, etc. crabs are another mystery to me. Who the fuck knew to dive deep into the freezing ocean to pull out giant bugs and steam their legs
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That's nothing.

Who was the first poor son of a bitch caveman to eat a habanero pepper?

Never mind, beat by minutes
Link Posted: 4/23/2016 12:21:26 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By toaster:
Ceviche is fucking awesome. Great hangover grub.
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WTF is it?
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