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Posted: 4/22/2016 8:30:55 PM EDT
Sitting here at work eating my lunch... a couple of carnitas tacos and some seafood ceviche and I got to thinkin'....
Who was the first guy to slice up some shrimp, fish, octopus, etc. pour some lime juice on it, let it sit for a bit and think fuck it, I'm eating it 
- King, snow, etc. crabs are another mystery to me. Who the fuck knew to dive deep into the freezing ocean to pull out giant bugs and steam their legs 
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Posted: 4/22/2016 8:31:46 PM EDT
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It's great to be on top of the food chain....
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Posted: 4/22/2016 8:32:38 PM EDT
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This is the kind of shit I think about constantly. It's a damned shame that some of life's most intriguing moments are forever lost to the annals of time.
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Posted: 4/22/2016 8:35:06 PM EDT
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Ceviche is fucking awesome. Great hangover grub.
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Posted: 4/22/2016 8:36:37 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Ceviche is fucking awesome |
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Posted: 4/22/2016 8:37:03 PM EDT
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Yeah the first mofo to catch a lobster and eat it had huge brass balls.
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Posted: 4/22/2016 8:37:06 PM EDT
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On a related note-
I use blue emu salve on sore joints. It's made from real emu fats which are naturally very high in condroiten. Did some guy go riding his motorcycle naked and hit an emu at high speed, not wash it off for a week and realized it helped his joints? |
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Posted: 4/22/2016 8:37:51 PM EDT
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Letting it sit in acid, refrigerated, is not the same as just letting it sit.
Ceviche is awesome. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 4/22/2016 8:39:22 PM EDT
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I prefer carpaccio, specifically beef.
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Posted: 4/22/2016 8:40:44 PM EDT
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Yeah the first mofo to catch a lobster and eat it had huge brass balls. How many died before they realized the importance of cooking them? |
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Posted: 4/22/2016 8:41:02 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: On a related note- I use blue emu salve on sore joints. It's made from real emu fats which are naturally very high in condroiten. Did some guy go riding his motorcycle naked and hit an emu at high speed, not wash it off for a week and realized it helped his joints?  |
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Posted: 4/22/2016 8:47:07 PM EDT
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Yeah the first mofo to catch a lobster and eat it had huge brass balls. Or was on the verge of starving to death |
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Posted: 4/22/2016 8:47:53 PM EDT
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I wonder how cooking meat was first discovered.
My theory is that some caveman built a fire to stay warm, he went to take a shit, left his raw leg of sabertooth tiger too close to the flames and Bob's your uncle. |
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Posted: 4/22/2016 8:48:28 PM EDT
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People ate raw food for what, a few hundred thousand years before they started cooking? Probably anything that could be combined was. Ceviche was surely eaten before cooked fish ever was.
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Posted: 4/22/2016 8:48:35 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Yeah the first mofo to catch a lobster and eat it had huge brass balls. Or was REALLY fucking hungry. |
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Posted: 4/22/2016 8:50:57 PM EDT
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Bivalves, particularly oysters. They look like rocks on the outside, gray boogers on the inside, and yet someone said to themselves "How bad could it be, really?"
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Posted: 4/22/2016 8:52:58 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Yeah the first mofo to catch a lobster and eat it had huge brass balls.  |
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Posted: 4/22/2016 8:53:10 PM EDT
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Bivalves, particularly oysters. They look like rocks on the outside, gray boogers on the inside, and yet someone said to themselves "How bad could it be, really?" THIS! The first guy to chow on raw oysters was HUNGRY! |
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Posted: 4/22/2016 8:53:10 PM EDT
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Balut. Hey this almost developed chicken with 1/2 the egg sack still there looks fucking delicious, I think I'll just eat it.
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Posted: 4/22/2016 8:55:26 PM EDT
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Cow milk.
"I'm going to catch a cow, tug on that thing back there and drink whatever comes out!" Chicken eggs (or any eggs, really) "That round thing just came outta this bird's butt. I'm going to eat it!" |
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Posted: 4/22/2016 9:01:03 PM EDT
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Artichokes. I'm still not convinced they're even food.
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Posted: 4/22/2016 9:03:19 PM EDT
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Or was REALLY fucking hungry. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Yeah the first mofo to catch a lobster and eat it had huge brass balls. Or was REALLY fucking hungry. It used to be considered a poverty staple and related to indentured servitude in colonial times. There was one village here that got a local magistrate to create a legal writ stating they shall not be given it to eat more then three times a week. |
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Posted: 4/22/2016 9:04:29 PM EDT
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I wonder how cooking meat was first discovered. My theory is that some caveman built a fire to stay warm, he went to take a shit, left his raw leg of sabertooth tiger too close to the flames and Bob's your uncle. Lightning hitting a wooly mammoth? "Something smells fucking GREAT over there!" |
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Posted: 4/22/2016 9:20:45 PM EDT
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Cow milk. "I'm going to catch a cow, tug on that thing back there and drink whatever comes out!" Chicken eggs (or any eggs, really) "That round thing just came outta this bird's butt. I'm going to eat it!" Even more wtf when you think about the fact you are eating chicken menstruation. |
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Posted: 4/22/2016 9:23:36 PM EDT
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Even more wtf when you think about the fact you are eating chicken menstruation. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Cow milk. "I'm going to catch a cow, tug on that thing back there and drink whatever comes out!" Chicken eggs (or any eggs, really) "That round thing just came outta this bird's butt. I'm going to eat it!" Even more wtf when you think about the fact you are eating chicken menstruation. And even more WTF when you realize that birds are descended from theropod dinosaurs. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 4/22/2016 9:25:41 PM EDT
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Had a nice bowl at lunch.
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Posted: 4/22/2016 9:30:47 PM EDT
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Crawfish. I love it. But who decided to catch this dirty muddy alien looking thing. And boil it and pinch it tail while sucking it's guts.
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Posted: 4/22/2016 9:36:17 PM EDT
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Bivalves, particularly oysters. They look like rocks on the outside, gray boogers on the inside, and yet someone said to themselves "How bad could it be, really?" Yeah, that what I was thinking |
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Posted: 4/22/2016 9:52:11 PM EDT
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And even more WTF when you realize that birds are descended from theropod dinosaurs. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Cow milk. "I'm going to catch a cow, tug on that thing back there and drink whatever comes out!" Chicken eggs (or any eggs, really) "That round thing just came outta this bird's butt. I'm going to eat it!" Even more wtf when you think about the fact you are eating chicken menstruation. And even more WTF when you realize that birds are descended from theropod dinosaurs. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile DINOSAUR TAMPONS. IT'S WHAT'S FOR BREAKFAST! |
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Posted: 4/22/2016 9:58:07 PM EDT
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On a related note- I use blue emu salve on sore joints. It's made from real emu fats which are naturally very high in condroiten. Did some guy go riding his motorcycle naked and hit an emu at high speed, not wash it off for a week and realized it helped his joints? I like where your heads at. |
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Posted: 4/22/2016 10:09:27 PM EDT
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I like where your heads at. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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On a related note- I use blue emu salve on sore joints. It's made from real emu fats which are naturally very high in condroiten. Did some guy go riding his motorcycle naked and hit an emu at high speed, not wash it off for a week and realized it helped his joints? I like where your heads at. Well try this on for size: Women in ancient Egypt used crocodile dung as a spermicide. How they discovered crocodile dung had that particular property remains a mystery. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 4/22/2016 10:16:53 PM EDT
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Well try this on for size: Women in ancient Egypt used crocodile dung as a spermicide. How they discovered crocodile dung had that particular property remains a mystery. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Quote HistoryQuoted:
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On a related note- I use blue emu salve on sore joints. It's made from real emu fats which are naturally very high in condroiten. Did some guy go riding his motorcycle naked and hit an emu at high speed, not wash it off for a week and realized it helped his joints? I like where your heads at. Well try this on for size: Women in ancient Egypt used crocodile dung as a spermicide. How they discovered crocodile dung had that particular property remains a mystery. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Probably ran into a croc on a motorcycle and got their puanani filled with poo and didn't get knocked up. SCW's theory seems bullet proof. |
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Posted: 4/22/2016 10:16:54 PM EDT
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I make it with Florida lobster, redfish, snook, yellowtail snapper, mangrove snapper, mutton snapper, grouper, and lionfish. Any combination of those depending on what I caught.
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Posted: 4/22/2016 10:33:14 PM EDT
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Ceviche? Someone probably put some citrus on fish in preparation to cook it, got distracted, came back and noticed that it looked kind of cooked, and thought, "Hunh, maybe it's okay to eat."
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Posted: 4/22/2016 10:40:45 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It's great to be on top of the food chain.... |
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Posted: 4/22/2016 10:43:07 PM EDT
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Never had the chance to try it. I will make a point to do so.
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Posted: 4/22/2016 10:53:47 PM EDT
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I make it with Florida lobster, redfish, snook, yellowtail snapper, mangrove snapper, mutton snapper, grouper, and lionfish. Any combination of those depending on what I caught. What else besides lime juice do you add? |
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Posted: 4/22/2016 10:55:40 PM EDT
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What else besides lime juice do you add? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I make it with Florida lobster, redfish, snook, yellowtail snapper, mangrove snapper, mutton snapper, grouper, and lionfish. Any combination of those depending on what I caught. What else besides lime juice do you add? Antibiotics and fluids. Lots and lots of fluids. |
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Posted: 4/22/2016 10:58:36 PM EDT
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as a chef i ask myself this question often.
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Posted: 4/22/2016 11:00:53 PM EDT
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Cow milk. "I'm going to catch a cow, tug on that thing back there and drink whatever comes out!" Chicken eggs (or any eggs, really) "That round thing just came outta this bird's butt. I'm going to eat it!" Cheese, that was either a visionary or a crazy person. |
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Posted: 4/22/2016 11:03:06 PM EDT
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Antibiotics and fluids. Lots and lots of fluids. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I make it with Florida lobster, redfish, snook, yellowtail snapper, mangrove snapper, mutton snapper, grouper, and lionfish. Any combination of those depending on what I caught. What else besides lime juice do you add? Antibiotics and fluids. Lots and lots of fluids. Understand I'm not from the middle of the country, we can get fresh fish here.
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Posted: 4/22/2016 11:08:15 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Yeah the first mofo to catch a lobster and eat it had huge brass balls was starving. |
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Posted: 4/22/2016 11:38:56 PM EDT
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What else besides lime juice do you add? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I make it with Florida lobster, redfish, snook, yellowtail snapper, mangrove snapper, mutton snapper, grouper, and lionfish. Any combination of those depending on what I caught. What else besides lime juice do you add? Cilantro, jalapeño/serrano, avacado, diced onion, died tomatoes, died sweet peppers, lemon juice. |
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Posted: 4/22/2016 11:39:22 PM EDT
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Antibiotics and fluids. Lots and lots of fluids. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I make it with Florida lobster, redfish, snook, yellowtail snapper, mangrove snapper, mutton snapper, grouper, and lionfish. Any combination of those depending on what I caught. What else besides lime juice do you add? Antibiotics and fluids. Lots and lots of fluids. Rum, 23yo rum |
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Posted: 4/22/2016 11:55:04 PM EDT
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onions, tomato, red, green, yellow bell peppers, cilantro, more cilantro
then ketchup or hotsauce |
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Posted: 4/22/2016 11:56:43 PM EDT
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What about fucking POPCORN
Just imagine overcooking some maize and.... POP... POP....POP... P P P P P POP 
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Posted: 4/23/2016 12:00:09 AM EDT
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First dude to eat a habanero pepper must have thought he was gonna die...and all his buddies were laughing at him.
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Posted: 4/23/2016 12:02:56 AM EDT
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First dude to eat a habanero pepper must have thought he was gonna die...and all his buddies were laughing at him. Habaneros are for pussies. Now ghost peppers... |
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Posted: 4/23/2016 12:03:36 AM EDT
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On a related note- I use blue emu salve on sore joints. It's made from real emu fats which are naturally very high in condroiten. Did some guy go riding his motorcycle naked and hit an emu at high speed, not wash it off for a week and realized it helped his joints? Probably someone asked an emu farmer back in the nineties who was going to take the initial hit of slaughtering two thousand dollar birds and selling their meat for $2 a pound. The choice was to either let the birds go, which some did, or come up with another marketing ploy to unload a bad investment. I used an entire container of this stuff and might as well have been using plain water. |
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Posted: 4/23/2016 12:08:26 AM EDT
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Sitting here at work eating my lunch... a couple of carnitas tacos and some seafood ceviche and I got to thinkin'.... Who was the first guy to slice up some shrimp, fish, octopus, etc. pour some lime juice on it, let it sit for a bit and think fuck it, I'm eating it
- King, snow, etc. crabs are another mystery to me. Who the fuck knew to dive deep into the freezing ocean to pull out giant bugs and steam their legs That's nothing. Who was the first poor son of a bitch caveman to eat a habanero pepper? Never mind, beat by minutes |
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Posted: 4/23/2016 12:21:26 AM EDT
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Ceviche is fucking awesome. Great hangover grub. WTF is it? |
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