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Posted: 7/19/2010 2:23:36 PM EST
I am going to get interrogated




Link Posted: 7/19/2010 2:25:14 PM EST
[#1]
Is she hot?
Link Posted: 7/19/2010 2:27:02 PM EST
[#2]
Close the blinds, I'll get the dog
Link Posted: 7/19/2010 2:28:21 PM EST
[#3]
I got two of those...I keep shredding them and leaving them on the front porch...the fucking mouthbreathers haven't got the hint yet
Link Posted: 7/19/2010 2:28:57 PM EST
[#4]
have fun
Link Posted: 7/19/2010 2:29:41 PM EST
[#5]



Quoted:


Is she hot?


Zora?  She did say she'll be back



 
Link Posted: 7/19/2010 2:30:35 PM EST
[#6]
1. Census worker cell number
2. 4Chan
3. ???
4. profit!
Link Posted: 7/19/2010 2:30:43 PM EST
[#7]


I've met them twice as I've returned home from work. Each time I answer all their questions, right up to the point were they insist on personally identifiable information. They just don't 'understand' my refusal to comply.
Link Posted: 7/19/2010 2:31:22 PM EST
[#8]
Quoted:
1. Census worker cell number
2. 4Chan
3. ???
4. profit!


OMG This...
Link Posted: 7/19/2010 2:31:59 PM EST
[#9]
I have THREE of those notices sitting on my countertop right now. That old bag hasnt showed up again in three weeks, I guess she got the hint.

What happens if you never call them back?

Link Posted: 7/19/2010 2:33:18 PM EST
[#10]
Quoted:
I got two of those...I keep shredding them and leaving them on the front porch...the fucking mouthbreathers haven't got the hint yet


We wouldn't want North Carolina to pick up any seats in Congress, which is based solely on population.

Link Posted: 7/19/2010 2:33:52 PM EST
[#11]
Zora?

Link Posted: 7/19/2010 2:35:59 PM EST
[#12]
Quoted:
I have THREE of those notices sitting on my countertop right now. That old bag hasnt showed up again in three weeks, I guess she got the hint.

What happens if you never call them back?



If yours is any like mine, they will fucking call your house twice a day for weeks on end, even after a refusal to answer.
Link Posted: 7/19/2010 2:39:19 PM EST
[#13]
I've received nothing.... I wonder if it has anything to do with telling the osama supporters (~election time)  to foad and remove their commie asses from my property post haste as they were trespassing (it's true).
Link Posted: 7/19/2010 2:42:37 PM EST
[#14]


PERSEC.


You blew it by not blocking out the identifying info in the lower right.

Link Posted: 7/19/2010 2:47:32 PM EST
[#15]
Apparently they didn't like the fact I filled out how many people live in my house and sent it in.



They came by last week (I'm not there anymore...my wife is...while we move). Wife told them we already answered it according to the Constitutional requirements, goodbye!  I was so proud (especially since she's a legal alien...)



And the "worker"? Showed up in torn jeans, ratty white t-shirt, missing teeth, older black male. (welcome to Macon, GA) He walked away speechless and sat in his car filling out something...I'm sure they'll be back...but they'll come back to an empty house
Link Posted: 7/19/2010 2:49:37 PM EST
[#16]


Dibs on guns, knives, ammo, dogs, ect...
Link Posted: 7/19/2010 2:51:27 PM EST
[#17]
My 3rd follow up just left. No changes, ma'am. New question tho - Any prior military service in the house?
Link Posted: 7/19/2010 2:53:44 PM EST
[#18]
I just got off the phone with Zora. She is instructed to knock on the door topless......ass up.
Link Posted: 7/19/2010 2:54:23 PM EST
[#19]
Why are you posting her personal information here?  They usually give home and/or cell numbers.
Link Posted: 7/19/2010 2:56:53 PM EST
[#20]
shoot a few holes through it and leave back on door
Link Posted: 7/19/2010 2:59:26 PM EST
[#21]
Had a few of those posted on my door, even after filling out the form sending it in, then my wife did an interview over the phone with name, rank and serial number only, then this past weekend another bot showed up at my front door, he was promptly told to get off my property, those fuckers just don't give up, wonder if my GrimReaper Halloween costume will work? hmmmm.
Link Posted: 7/19/2010 3:04:11 PM EST
[#22]
1.  Let's be gentleladys and gentlemen here.  She's just doing her job so there is no need to call her names.

2.  Passively blow her off.  Continue to ignore her and she will just go away.

3.  Fuck obama (yes, the lower case "o" is on purpose).
Link Posted: 7/19/2010 3:07:31 PM EST
[#23]
I answered the poll and did not leave a phone number.
Link Posted: 7/19/2010 3:09:31 PM EST
[#24]



Quoted:







Dibs on guns, knives, ammo, dogs, ect...






 
Link Posted: 7/19/2010 3:11:49 PM EST
[#25]
My 2010 census history:





1) Notice that I will get a census form


2) get census form, send it in


3) get another census form, send it in as well


4) census worker #1 at my door, told her I already filled it out twice, takes my information again anyways since she can't verify that.


5) census worker #2 at my door, tell her this will be the fourth time. She apologizes, goes away saying she will talk to supervisor


6) census worker #2 comes back, demands information again. Tells me that some forms do not have an apartment number, so they have to get responses again from all my apt neighbors as well.





So...yeah. I'm looking forward to government health care.



ETA: I'm a single white male with no kids and no roommates, and I move to different states every 2 years or so. Most useless amount of resources spent on me in my life.

Link Posted: 7/19/2010 3:12:19 PM EST
[#26]




Quoted:

Is she hot?




Link Posted: 7/19/2010 3:13:49 PM EST
[#27]
Quoted:
1. Census worker cell number
2. 4Chan
3. ???
4. profit!


+1 hahaha
Link Posted: 7/19/2010 3:20:08 PM EST
[#28]
Had a hot blond thing stop by and ask some questions about the house we are living in, and got told to talk to the owners and not us.  Asked the same question 3 different ways, was quite annoying.......due to the fact that it wasn't the proscribed questions via the constitution.

GF was upset because I took a rather brick wall stance, but I tried to be polite the first time she asked how long the property was vacant, and upon being told that since we are renting the property, we cannot comment on how long the property was vacant, she repeated the question using different phrasing.

Link Posted: 7/19/2010 3:20:49 PM EST
[#29]
Quoted:
I have THREE of those notices sitting on my countertop right now. That old bag hasnt showed up again in three weeks, I guess she got the hint.

What happens if you never call them back?



nothing. ask me how i know.
Link Posted: 7/19/2010 3:23:00 PM EST
[#30]
Pop some viagra, answer the door nekked.

Equally hilarious, get a see through rain poncho and put it on...smear water based red paint all over your walls...tell them your name is Patrick Bateman.
Link Posted: 7/19/2010 3:23:00 PM EST
[#31]
Quoted:
My 2010 census history:

1) Notice that I will get a census form
2) get census form, send it in
3) get another census form, send it in as well
4) census worker #1 at my door, told her I already filled it out twice, takes my information again anyways since she can't verify that.
5) census worker #2 at my door, tell her this will be the fourth time. She apologizes, goes away saying she will talk to supervisor
6) census worker #2 comes back, demands information again. Tells me that some forms do not have an apartment number, so they have to get responses again from all my apt neighbors as well.

So...yeah. I'm looking forward to government health care.

ETA: I'm a single white male with no kids and no roommates, and I move to different states every 2 years or so. Most useless amount of resources spent on me in my life.



that way they get more overtime
Link Posted: 7/19/2010 3:24:31 PM EST
[#32]
I am also nearly deaf ......
Link Posted: 7/19/2010 3:29:52 PM EST
[#33]
Sounds good, you're about 45 minutes off me.  Keep them down there
Link Posted: 7/19/2010 4:35:26 PM EST
[#34]
Quoted:
I am also nearly deaf ......


"THE SHERIFF IS NEAR!"
Link Posted: 7/19/2010 4:50:31 PM EST
[#35]



Quoted:


My 2010 census history:



1) Notice that I will get a census form

2) get census form, send it in

3) get another census form, send it in as well

4) census worker #1 at my door, told her I already filled it out twice, takes my information again anyways since she can't verify that.

5) census worker #2 at my door, tell her this will be the fourth time. She apologizes, goes away saying she will talk to supervisor

6) census worker #2 comes back, demands information again. Tells me that some forms do not have an apartment number, so they have to get responses again from all my apt neighbors as well.



So...yeah. I'm looking forward to government health care.



ETA: I'm a single white male with no kids and no roommates, and I move to different states every 2 years or so. Most useless amount of resources spent on me in my life.



Same here, except I didn't send the second one in





When they finally caught me at home she says: "What ethnicity are you?"

"Italian, English, Swiss, German and Irish American"

She looks at me with the deer caught in the headlights look and says "so....white?"



"I guess that's close enough"



Lol....nobody cares if you're not African or Latino.



 
Link Posted: 7/19/2010 4:52:47 PM EST
[#36]
*OFFICIAL STATEMENT*

We need pics of Zora.

Thank you
Link Posted: 7/19/2010 5:43:02 PM EST
[#37]
don't tell them about the 3 people you got living in your basement.
Link Posted: 7/19/2010 6:03:54 PM EST
[#38]
Oh no, the census!!!!  





Good grief.....
Link Posted: 7/19/2010 6:25:54 PM EST
[#39]





Quoted:





Quoted:


I am also nearly deaf ......






"THE SHERIFF IS NEAR!"



Does he do braille? ....






 
Link Posted: 7/20/2010 4:38:31 AM EST
[#40]
Personal info....don't post it here.
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