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Posted: 10/21/2004 7:39:16 PM EST
Yeah, so I caught her looking at a Playboy, not mine. Is that considered cheating?
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 7:39:39 PM EST
i'll need pics to determine fully.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 7:39:46 PM EST
No, and neither is her bringing a girlfriend home for the two of you.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 7:40:31 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 7:41:30 PM EST
Are you serious?
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 7:41:44 PM EST
I would be in serious trouble with my wife.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 7:41:47 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/21/2004 7:46:38 PM EST by mtechgunman]
I have deleted my post because i am retarded and can't seem to read very well.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 7:44:00 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/22/2004 5:50:35 AM EST by paenutz]
.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 7:44:14 PM EST
that's hot... I wish my wife looked at Playboy
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 7:44:26 PM EST

Originally Posted By mtechgunman:
she is comparing, so you had better be well hung, or she will make sex terrible from now on.

And that's if your lucky!!!




Dude, its Playboy, there no rod in the pictures in Playboy.

She's either a lesbian or bi. the latter could be...fun.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 7:45:17 PM EST

Where were all you fuckers 2hrs ago?


Looking at porn, of course
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 7:45:20 PM EST

Originally Posted By AdrianUSP9:
that's hot... I wish my wife looked at Playboy



Lol, the first thing my buddies GF does when she comes over is see if I have any new pron mags. She loves that shit.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 7:45:51 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/21/2004 7:46:23 PM EST by Sukebe]
Whats with this "caught" crap? Can't a grown woman lust after other women without some insecure man trying to make her feel ashamed? Maybe you didn't "catch" her. Maybe she was doing what any adult is allowed to do and didn't care if you knew or not. It's not like she was looking a kiddie scat porn or something. Grow up.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 7:46:04 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 7:54:43 PM EST
If she reads Penthouse she might be a Lesbian, Playboy...she could be readinghte articles.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 7:56:17 PM EST

Originally Posted By rasanders22:
Yeah, so I caught her looking at a Playboy, not mine. Is that considered cheating?




No, its called opportunity knocking.

- BG
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 7:58:33 PM EST
Its a clue, you need to hide your porn better.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 7:58:40 PM EST
She reads it for the articles
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 7:59:12 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/21/2004 7:59:34 PM EST by EseLoco918]
damnit beat by a few seconds
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 8:00:18 PM EST
quit bitchin, you should benefit from it
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 8:01:27 PM EST

Originally Posted By rasanders22:
Yeah, so I caught her looking at a Playboy, not mine. Is that considered cheating?




Yes and you should teach her a lesson and start reading Playgirl!!!!!!!

that'll learn her damn it
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 8:04:45 PM EST

Originally Posted By rasanders22:
Yeah, so I caught her looking at a Playboy, not mine. Is that considered cheating?






Link Posted: 10/21/2004 8:06:35 PM EST
no
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 8:07:02 PM EST

Originally Posted By Rem700PSS:
She reads it for the articles



don't we all????
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 8:13:56 PM EST
Dude, that's FOREPLAY!!!
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 8:18:54 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 10:04:55 PM EST
SCHWEEEEETTTTT!
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 10:12:53 PM EST
Playboy is the pre-school of pron....

S.O.
Link Posted: 10/21/2004 10:33:11 PM EST

Originally Posted By Va_Dinger:
I would be in serious trouble with my wife.



Why do I believe that?
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 4:16:17 PM EST

Originally Posted By rasanders22:
Yeah, so I caught her looking at a Playboy, not mine. Is that considered cheating?



I just ended a short relationship with a woman that liked looking at porn. Thing is, she said the "boobs" turnned her on. Then, I come to learn that she 'kissed the pole dancer (woman) while at the club with her friends. .... sounds kinda gay, don't ya think?
So, if she's lookin' at guys then, don't sweat it. Encourage it and forget about any "jelousy" you may have. Change your "routine" and surprise her with some spontaniety. "Get out of the box" so to speak; bend her over the kitchen table...she'll love it.
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 4:18:00 PM EST

Originally Posted By rasanders22:
Yeah, so I caught her looking at a Playboy, not mine. Is that considered cheating?



Only if two blindfolded naked people come wandering out of the bathroom.
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 4:21:14 PM EST

Originally Posted By rasanders22:
Yeah, so I caught her looking at a Playboy, not mine. Is that considered cheating?



No, she was probably just trying to decide what size boobies to get you for christmas
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 4:24:59 PM EST
if youre smart you will work this into an opportunity to introduce another woman into mix. if youre a dumbass youll ask people on the internet if your wife is cheating. somehow i dont see a 3-way in your future.
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 4:32:56 PM EST
Guess I'm gonna be cheatin' after I finish looking at the new post.......
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 4:35:37 PM EST

Originally Posted By rasanders22:
Yeah, so I caught her looking at a Playboy, not mine. Is that considered cheating?



Was it considered cheating when you were looking at it? Just work it to your advantage and enjoy! (Sheesh) no spell checker.
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 5:02:55 PM EST
Nope.

I can't even believe you had to ask.
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 5:06:42 PM EST

Originally Posted By SigZiggy:

Originally Posted By rasanders22:
Yeah, so I caught her looking at a Playboy, not mine. Is that considered cheating?



No, she was probably just trying to decide what size boobies to get you for christmas






So lemme get this right. You caught yer wife looking at this stuff,

AND YOUR FIRST REACTION IS TO COME HERE?!?!?!
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 5:10:45 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/22/2004 5:11:18 PM EST by AdrianUSP9]




Only if two blindfolded naked people come wandering out of the bathroom.




Ding Dong! "Yeah, hi, I'm here for the gangbang?"
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 5:38:10 PM EST
My guess is that this is a parody of the "my brother's wife caught him looking at porn" thread...
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 7:14:19 PM EST
Nothing wrong here.

Now, if she was doing porn.... that would be wrong.
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 7:17:54 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/23/2004 12:13:16 AM EST by Sharkman629]
No.....it's research. Be grateful, my son!


Edited for typographical errors.
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 7:21:27 PM EST

Originally Posted By Goshawk:

Originally Posted By rasanders22:
Yeah, so I caught her looking at a Playboy, not mine. Is that considered cheating?



I just ended a short relationship with a woman that liked looking at porn. Thing is, she said the "boobs" turnned her on. Then, I come to learn that she 'kissed the pole dancer (woman) while at the club with her friends. .... sounds kinda gay, don't ya think?
So, if she's lookin' at guys then, don't sweat it. Encourage it and forget about any "jelousy" you may have. Change your "routine" and surprise her with some spontaniety. "Get out of the box" so to speak; bend her over the kitchen table...she'll love it.

Yeah something sounds kind of gay.
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 11:17:32 PM EST
Well a guy in our unit never took a shower so he stunk really bad,so we gave him a GI shower scrub brushes and all!!

We were too tough and he was crying when we got through,but we asked him Why the hell didn't you ever take a shower?

He said because his wienner didn't look good in the shower! Another guy yelled out does it get hard? He said yes and the other guy yelled out do you want to trade it for one that look good in the shower?


Same thing here do you really want a woman to see the field so to speak if you are like the TBS, A six inch barrel looks quite long untill put next to the Combat Masterpiece 8 and 1/4 inch!!!


Ignorance is bliss!

Bob
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 11:29:04 PM EST

Originally Posted By bobbyjack:
Well a guy in our unit never took a shower so he stunk really bad,so we gave him a GI shower scrub brushes and all!!

We were too tough and he was crying when we got through,but we asked him Why the hell didn't you ever take a shower?

He said because his wienner didn't look good in the shower! Another guy yelled out does it get hard? He said yes and the other guy yelled out do you want to trade it for one that look good in the shower?


Same thing here do you really want a woman to see the field so to speak if you are like the TBS, A six inch barrel looks quite long untill put next to the Combat Masterpiece 8 and 1/4 inch!!!


Ignorance is bliss!

Bob




I MAY be wrong here, but I believe what bobbyjack is trying to say is that you have a small weiner which looks less than flattering in the shower and you smell. You really can't complain if your wife likes girls, because frankly, anybody with a small stinky weiner should be glad to have a woman at all.
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 11:38:24 PM EST
Actually HB what is conveyed here is that one that has a dick that gets hard and doesn't look good in the shower is better than one that looks good in the shower but doesn't get hard!!

Much like your reading skills,close but no cigar!!!

Bob
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 11:41:44 PM EST
lol. Your story ruled. Seriously, that's one you'll be telling the grandkids someday.
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 11:45:09 PM EST

Originally Posted By mtechgunman:

Originally Posted By Rem700PSS:
She reads it for the articles



don't we all????



I enjoy quite a few of the articles every month.

I bought an old issue the other day just because of the articles. Tarantino interview, 20Q with Bill Murray, and an article about The Hedgehog. I couldn't even tell you about the pictorials.

There was a damn good article in last month's issue about the illegal caviar trade and how it killed a family.
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 11:47:13 PM EST

Originally Posted By rasanders22:
Caught my wife looking at porn. Is that cheating?



No. Cheating at cards is real cheating.
Link Posted: 10/23/2004 12:33:20 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/23/2004 12:42:37 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/23/2004 1:22:24 AM EST by 4get_No1]
Hell yes it's cheating. You should make some noise so she knows you're there - not sneak up and peek to see what she what was reading.

Of course, now that you got gaught peeking, you could make the best of it too.



ETA - peeking is cheating ya know.

Link Posted: 10/23/2004 12:58:01 AM EST
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