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Posted: 7/26/2005 8:49:28 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/27/2005 9:43:59 AM EDT by SteyrAUG]
So I'm trying to watch this show (HBO if you didn't know) because basically Isabella Soprano is freaking hot (if you don't know Google is your friend).

But what should have been the greatest show ever, a psuedo documentary about life at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch heavy on the T&A is in fact nearly unwatchable.

How fucking retarded do you have to be to fuck up a show like this? Can they cram some more transvestites, grannies and other assorted fucking weirdos onto this show? I shouldn't be surprised, HBO fucked up a similar show "Real Sex" by having it chock full of freakazoids and losers.

They keep going for "shock value" instead of focusing on the basics. NOBODY wants to watch some fucktard ugly ass loser wearing stockings and a garter belt have sex with a seriously smoking hot babe. I don't wanna see that shit, my wife doesn't wanna see that shit and nobody NORMAL wants to see that shit.

We only wanna see the smoking hot babes, such as Isabella Soprano. And if ordinary dudes can actually walk in off the street and bang her for a few C notes well that gives ordinary dudes everywhere HOPE and they might actually watch this show.

But if the show is about Grandma bringing her 35 year old loser virgin son to a brothel to FINALLY get laid, we PROBABLY don't wanna see that shit. It's fucking weird.

But if the wife is bringing in hubby for a 10 year anniversary gift of a threeway, well that is just quality programming.
Link Posted: 7/26/2005 8:55:34 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/26/2005 8:58:49 PM EDT by BulletBait]

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:
So I'm trying to watch this show (HBO if you didn't know) because basically Isabella Soprano is freaking hot (if you don't know Google is your friend).

But what should have been the greatest show ever, a psuedo documentary about life at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch heavy on the T&A is in fact nearly unwatchable.

How fucking retarded do you have to be to fuck up a show like this? Can they cram some more transvestites, grannies and other assorted fucking weirdos onto this show? I shouldn't be surprise, HBO fucked up a similar show "Real Sex" by having it chock full of freakazoids and loosers.

They keep going for "shock value" instead of focusing on the basics. NOBODY wants to watch some fucktard ugly ass loser wearing stockings and a garter belt have sex with a seriously smoking hot babe. I don't wanna see that shit, my wife doesn't wanna see that shit and nobody NORMAL wants to see that shit.

We only wanna see the smoking hot babes, such as Isabella Soprano. And if ordinary dudes can actually walk in off the street and bang her for a few C notes well that gives ordinary dudes everywhere HOPE and they might actually watch this show.

But if the show is about Grandma bringing her 35 year old loser virgin son to a brothel to FINALLY get laid, we PROBABLY don't wanna see that shit. It's fucking weird.

But if the wife is bringing in hubby for a 10 year anniversary gift of a threeway, well that is just quality programming.


I think you need to post pics with BOTD in the title. It worked for me
And yes, Isabella is hot enuff to fry a steak on her ass.

ETA: She's also quite "talented"
Link Posted: 7/26/2005 8:57:20 PM EDT
I'm down with La Casa de Gato......
Link Posted: 7/26/2005 9:03:28 PM EDT
the father son dou of last season was a deal breaker for me. there is no way in hell i'm gonna be bookending any chick partnered up with my dad.
Link Posted: 7/26/2005 9:06:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By netwt12:
the father son dou of last season was a deal breaker for me. there is no way in hell i'm gonna be bookending any chick partnered up with my dad.



oh come on now, maybe he can hold it for you to make sure you put it in the right spot.......
Link Posted: 7/26/2005 9:07:41 PM EDT
It's a cool series, and yes Isabella Soprano is hot. Has that girl next door thing going on for her!
Link Posted: 7/26/2005 9:09:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By VTwin60:

Originally Posted By netwt12:
the father son dou of last season was a deal breaker for me. there is no way in hell i'm gonna be bookending any chick partnered up with my dad.



oh come on now, maybe he can hold it for you to make sure you put it in the right spot.......



Link Posted: 7/26/2005 9:22:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:
So I'm trying to watch this show (HBO if you didn't know) because basically Isabella Soprano is freaking hot (if you don't know Google is your friend).



Huh?

I google-imaged "Isabella Soprano" and got this....

images.google.com/images?q=Isabella+Soprano+&hl=en&btnG=Search+Images

Who the hell is Isabella Soprano? Hopefully not some of the hags that popped up under that search!
Link Posted: 7/26/2005 9:32:35 PM EDT
Those chicks cost more than a few c notes.

That black chick costs 2500 an hour (yes, thats in dollars and no decimal). The porn star is that much or more.
Link Posted: 7/26/2005 9:32:45 PM EDT
Link Posted: 7/26/2005 9:36:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:
Isabella Soprano is freaking hot



I wonder what the cheapest price she would go for would be?

The cheapest price for any of them for that matter.
Link Posted: 7/26/2005 9:39:32 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/26/2005 9:41:43 PM EDT by Misery]
Isabella Soprano is this months gonzo chick I presume? It's getting to difficult to keep up with porn chicks.

She's just okay...www.fobpro.com/photos/avn0504/avn0504f1425.php
Link Posted: 7/26/2005 9:41:58 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/26/2005 9:43:04 PM EDT by Painter]
That guy (the owner) is one of the luckiest dudes on the planet.
Link Posted: 7/26/2005 9:48:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By swingset:

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:
So I'm trying to watch this show (HBO if you didn't know) because basically Isabella Soprano is freaking hot (if you don't know Google is your friend).



Huh?

I google-imaged "Isabella Soprano" and got this....

images.google.com/images?q=Isabella+Soprano+&hl=en&btnG=Search+Images

Who the hell is Isabella Soprano? Hopefully not some of the hags that popped up under that search!


Try turning off your "SafeSearch" preference in Google. Mine's off, and I got a bunch of pics of her...
Link Posted: 7/26/2005 10:34:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By swingset:

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:
So I'm trying to watch this show (HBO if you didn't know) because basically Isabella Soprano is freaking hot (if you don't know Google is your friend).



Huh?

I google-imaged "Isabella Soprano" and got this....

images.google.com/images?q=Isabella+Soprano+&hl=en&btnG=Search+Images

Who the hell is Isabella Soprano? Hopefully not some of the hags that popped up under that search!




LOL. Dude turn your "safe search" OFF.
Link Posted: 7/26/2005 10:45:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DarkKnight:
Those chicks cost more than a few c notes.

That black chick costs 2500 an hour (yes, thats in dollars and no decimal). The porn star is that much or more.



According to BASHFUL'S ONGOING PRICING SURVEY SUMMARY PAGE average rate at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch is $1065.56, about twice that of other brothels.

I'm willing to believe that the quotes on the show are a tad exagerated.
Link Posted: 7/26/2005 10:48:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:

Originally Posted By DarkKnight:
Those chicks cost more than a few c notes.

That black chick costs 2500 an hour (yes, thats in dollars and no decimal). The porn star is that much or more.



According to BASHFUL'S ONGOING PRICING SURVEY SUMMARY PAGE average rate at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch is $1065.56, about twice that of other brothels.

I'm willing to believe that the quotes on the show are a tad exagerated.



I would hope so, maybe they start out big and let you talk them down. Car lot mentality.
Link Posted: 7/26/2005 10:48:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Misery:
Isabella Soprano is this months gonzo chick I presume? It's getting to difficult to keep up with porn chicks.

She's just okay...www.fobpro.com/photos/avn0504/avn0504f1425.php



Not the best picture of her. She's really cute on the show. And it's more than just looks, she seems like a really fun girl.
Link Posted: 7/26/2005 10:52:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:

Originally Posted By swingset:

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:
So I'm trying to watch this show (HBO if you didn't know) because basically Isabella Soprano is freaking hot (if you don't know Google is your friend).



Huh?

I google-imaged "Isabella Soprano" and got this....

images.google.com/images?q=Isabella+Soprano+&hl=en&btnG=Search+Images

Who the hell is Isabella Soprano? Hopefully not some of the hags that popped up under that search!




LOL. Dude turn your "safe search" OFF.



Forgot! I was on one of the company's machines.

I got it now, first pic was a pleasant DP shot of her getting plugged in all the pink parts. Nice.
Link Posted: 7/26/2005 10:54:40 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/26/2005 10:55:23 PM EDT by codyXdeath]
I had to deliver a table to the bunny ranch at my last job.
The owner came into our store with Ron Jeremy. No joke.
Link Posted: 7/27/2005 9:30:26 AM EDT

Originally Posted By codyXdeath:
I had to deliver a table to the bunny ranch at my last job.
The owner came into our store with Ron Jeremy. No joke.



Any interesting "tip" stories.
Link Posted: 7/27/2005 9:32:38 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/27/2005 9:45:22 AM EDT by fight4yourrights]

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:

Isabella Soprano is freaking hot (if you don't know Google is your friend).




Looks like crap to me
Link Posted: 7/27/2005 9:38:32 AM EDT
Actually the loser son and the wife bringing her husband in has been on the show.
Link Posted: 7/27/2005 9:40:01 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:



LOL. Dude turn your "safe search" OFF.




AHA! Thanks.
Link Posted: 7/27/2005 9:40:33 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:

Originally Posted By DarkKnight:
Those chicks cost more than a few c notes.

That black chick costs 2500 an hour (yes, thats in dollars and no decimal). The porn star is that much or more.



According to BASHFUL'S ONGOING PRICING SURVEY SUMMARY PAGE average rate at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch is $1065.56, about twice that of other brothels.

I'm willing to believe that the quotes on the show are a tad exagerated.



On one of the later episodes I heard the maddam say they have to take $100 parties just like they would the $500 parties. So rates are negotiable.
Link Posted: 7/27/2005 9:41:10 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/27/2005 9:42:20 AM EDT by SteyrAUG]

Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:

Isabella Soprano is freaking hot (if you don't know Google is your friend).




Looks like crap to me






Edit: Obviously your "safe search" was on.
Link Posted: 7/27/2005 9:48:10 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/27/2005 9:37:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:

Originally Posted By DarkKnight:
Those chicks cost more than a few c notes.

That black chick costs 2500 an hour (yes, thats in dollars and no decimal). The porn star is that much or more.



According to BASHFUL'S ONGOING PRICING SURVEY SUMMARY PAGE average rate at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch is $1065.56, about twice that of other brothels.

I'm willing to believe that the quotes on the show are a tad exagerated.



On one of the later episodes I heard the maddam say they have to take $100 parties just like they would the $500 parties. So rates are negotiable.


Yeah, i heard that too last night. I've heard other stories too, like the 2 guys who came in with 500 bucks and thought they'd both get laid. They got the girl in the room, and all she would do for 500 was play with herself why they watched. LAME.
I think it depends who your with and how busy shes been. Some of those girls in the line up are pretty rough looking.
Link Posted: 7/27/2005 10:00:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DarkKnight:

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:

Originally Posted By DarkKnight:
Those chicks cost more than a few c notes.

That black chick costs 2500 an hour (yes, thats in dollars and no decimal). The porn star is that much or more.



According to BASHFUL'S ONGOING PRICING SURVEY SUMMARY PAGE average rate at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch is $1065.56, about twice that of other brothels.

I'm willing to believe that the quotes on the show are a tad exagerated.



On one of the later episodes I heard the maddam say they have to take $100 parties just like they would the $500 parties. So rates are negotiable.


Yeah, i heard that too last night. I've heard other stories too, like the 2 guys who came in with 500 bucks and thought they'd both get laid. They got the girl in the room, and all she would do for 500 was play with herself why they watched. LAME.
I think it depends who your with and how busy shes been. Some of those girls in the line up are pretty rough looking.

from the first ep irc? wasnt she a porn star plus the 2 guys were pretty skuzzy looking.
Link Posted: 7/28/2005 11:08:46 AM EDT
I know a gal in Toronto ON who use to work as an escort & she was $225-250 for a half hour so the Moonlite gals are way expensive & the show probably allowed them to jack the price up even higher than they were before the show.

I agree that the Isabella gal is the cutest. A few of those old-timers are hideous!
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 10:55:29 AM EDT
Previews for next weeks ep (season ender) show the girls talking about outdates (where you take them out of the place for a weekend all to yourself).
Price? a reasonable $30,000.

Hahahahahahahahahhahaha
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 11:17:04 AM EDT
That chick is not that hot..

Prostitution is legal over most of Europe, many of the chicks are hotter then that one, and its cheaper. Here in Germany it starts at like 30 Euros (about $40) for a quicky. Czech republic is even cheaper.

$60-100 an hour for a nice cute 20 year old.
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 11:36:05 AM EDT
Isabella Soprano is smokin' hot.

I would imagine that she is in constant demand right now due to the success
of the HBO series.

I mean honestly, if you were gonna spend a couple of grand on a long party at the ranch,
are you going to want that 50 year old horse- toothed Air Force Amy?

Link Posted: 8/19/2005 1:20:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By HermanSnerd:
Isabella Soprano is smokin' hot.

I would imagine that she is in constant demand right now due to the success
of the HBO series.

I mean honestly, if you were gonna spend a couple of grand on a long party at the ranch,
are you going to want that 50 year old horse- toothed Air Force Amy?




The black chick is the one with the serious Mr. Ed bite.
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 8:33:52 PM EDT
They had the twins on last night, so I thought, "oh this should be interesting!"
Boy was I wrong. Between the two of them their combined IQ must be below 90. Not to mention they were 2 baggers. Er, 3 baggers I guess, since it's twins

Link Posted: 8/19/2005 8:50:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DarkKnight:
They had the twins on last night, so I thought, "oh this should be interesting!"
Boy was I wrong. Between the two of them their combined IQ must be below 90. Not to mention they were 2 baggers. Er, 3 baggers I guess, since it's twins




4 baggers. You need to put one over the dog's head so he still respects you in the morning.
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 9:12:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DarkKnight:
They had the twins on last night, so I thought, "oh this should be interesting!"
Boy was I wrong. Between the two of them their combined IQ must be below 90. Not to mention they were 2 baggers. Er, 3 baggers I guess, since it's twins




They aren't that bright but they wasn't that bad.

Sheesh. They are hookers, it's hard to find women who will fuck ANYBODY. They usually ain't 10s.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 7:50:17 AM EDT
It looked like the dude who banged the twins got his moneys worth.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 7:53:44 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:
Sheesh. They are hookers, it's hard to find women who will fuck ANYBODY. They usually ain't 10s.



That is the most wisdom I've seen here in a while.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 8:05:04 AM EDT
This thread is boring without religion....
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 8:06:02 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:

Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:

Isabella Soprano is freaking hot (if you don't know Google is your friend).




Looks like crap to me




i4.photobucket.com/albums/y145/SteyrAUG/P1014205.jpg

Edit: Obviously your "safe search" was on.


shes also been on some BDSM websites, don't ask how I know!
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 8:21:07 AM EDT
Do a Limewire video search for "Isabella Soprano".
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 8:31:22 AM EDT
Tag For Home Google Search
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 8:34:14 AM EDT

Originally Posted By KA3B:
This thread is boring without religion....



Don't ruin it.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 1:55:23 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/20/2005 2:19:38 PM EDT by rkbar15]
I saw a couple of episodes of the show. It sucks. That nasty ugly ass Air Force Amy babe looks like she was ejected out of a F-16 without the ejection seat.

I wasn't sure who Isabella Soprano was so I looked for some pics of her. The ones I found looks like she got some frankenboobs bolted on. It's too bad because her unmodded boobage was probably nice.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 2:12:17 PM EDT
They turned that into a series???

Been there... done that... got no t-shirt... but I do have a "menu" in a box somewhere

And yes, they have truck parking
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 2:12:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:

Originally Posted By swingset:

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:
So I'm trying to watch this show (HBO if you didn't know) because basically Isabella Soprano is freaking hot (if you don't know Google is your friend).



Huh?

I google-imaged "Isabella Soprano" and got this....

images.google.com/images?q=Isabella+Soprano+&hl=en&btnG=Search+Images

Who the hell is Isabella Soprano? Hopefully not some of the hags that popped up under that search!




LOL. Dude turn your "safe search" OFF.



My eyes, my eyes....! Ah
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 9:40:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By g3shooter:
shes also been on some BDSM websites, don't ask how I know!



WOW how did you know? Gee, I'm going to sit here and wonder in amazement how you knew that without being able to ask you!

Link Posted: 8/20/2005 10:48:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By nationwide:
They turned that into a series???

Been there... done that... got no t-shirt... but I do have a "menu" in a box somewhere

And yes, they have truck parking



Fuggin' A, man!!!



And that Isabella chickysnack has some tasty legs.
Link Posted: 8/21/2005 5:09:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By nationwide:
They turned that into a series???

Been there... done that... got no t-shirt... but I do have a "menu" in a box somewhere

And yes, they have truck parking

'

Hey Nationwide, give us the scoop! Which one and how much?
Link Posted: 8/21/2005 5:15:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sixgunsblazing:
Tag For Home Google Search



What he said.
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