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Posted: 12/27/2005 8:48:41 PM EST



news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/tees/4562028.stm


Cat 'cooked alive in microwave'

The body of a cat, which had apparently been cooked alive in a microwave oven, has been found on Teesside.

Cleveland Police officers and RSPCA officials were called to a house on the Blue Hall estate in Stockton-on-Tees on Monday afternoon.

The body of the one-year-old female cat was found in the house.

The animal and a microwave oven were taken from the house for examination and police are appealing for anyone with information to contact them.
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 8:50:36 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/27/2005 8:51:09 PM EST by gaspain]
R.I.P.
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 8:52:29 PM EST
And to think, my sig line used to be "ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit."
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 8:56:48 PM EST
Yup, that's pretty fuckered up.
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 9:01:16 PM EST
Lets all just thank god no gun or sharp knife was used.
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 9:12:37 PM EST
what the fu#$ is wrong with people?
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 9:17:23 PM EST
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 9:17:23 PM EST
Hopfully it was a humane kill and heavy duty aluminum foil was used as saftey apparell as per mission statement.

No seriously, that sounds like the work of kids with morbid imaginations.
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 9:29:55 PM EST
Link Posted: 12/27/2005 10:10:42 PM EST
supper ready yet?


MLW>"<
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 5:14:32 AM EST
Either kides who are copycats (sorry for the unintended pun), or just a "story." The "cat in a microwave" was an urban legend years ago. One version was that a woman gave her cat a bath (interesting premise in itself) and wanted to dry off poor Fluffy. Just a quick shot in the microwave, of course. Awwwwwwww.
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 5:17:16 AM EST
Ban microwaves.

Link Posted: 12/28/2005 5:18:16 AM EST

Originally Posted By Justa_TXguy:
Ban microwaves.




For the children?
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 5:18:23 AM EST
We need a people-sized microwave.
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 5:19:42 AM EST
did they moisten it and cover it with a paper towel?
what seaoning did they use...



they always forget the details....





Link Posted: 12/28/2005 5:21:28 AM EST
I don't care for cats but the sick individuals who did this belong in a cage
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 5:22:07 AM EST
I hate cats and despise PETA, but there's no need for this type of s#%t.

Hope karma is a bitch to those responsible.


Link Posted: 12/28/2005 5:23:51 AM EST
Oh I see the hyprocity here! If it would of been a pit bull jacked up on meth you would of been cheering!

Man I cant take you guys anywhere..



Link Posted: 12/28/2005 5:27:32 AM EST
Sad. What a hellish way to die. Even if was "only a dumb animal". What could that cat have done to deserve such a fate .I hope whoever is responsible is caught and punished to the fullest extent of the law.
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 5:28:30 AM EST
A guy who would do that to an animal would do much more horrible things to people. How many serial killers abused animals when they were young?
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 5:31:16 AM EST
I hate cats, but that's awful. No living thing should have to suffer like that...except maybe a
"a pit bull jacked up on meth".
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 5:34:58 AM EST
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 5:37:02 AM EST
[Last Edit: 12/28/2005 5:39:47 AM EST by JackieTreehorn]
i wonder if it taste like chicken

Link Posted: 12/28/2005 5:40:30 AM EST
Bring back public hangings.
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 5:42:08 AM EST

Originally Posted By PinPointOne:
Sad. What a hellish way to die. Even if was "only a dumb animal". What could that cat have done to deserve such a fate .I hope whoever is responsible is caught and punished to the fullest extent of the law.



Agreed It makes me crazy even thinking about it .
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 5:35:42 PM EST
Everything they cook in that microwave from now on will taste like P#$$Y.

Sorry I couldn't resist that old punch line.

Seriously, I hope they fry the person that did it.
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 5:40:10 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/28/2005 5:41:27 PM EST by BigDozer66]

Originally Posted By JackieTreehorn:
i wonder if it taste like chicken

i20.photobucket.com/albums/b243/dooobious/cat_microwave.gif



Not really and it is to stringy to enjoy.

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 5:42:16 PM EST
Cleveland, UK?

It was caused by the gun bans no doubt.

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 5:43:05 PM EST
"I don't care who you are, that right there, is not funny.

GM
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 5:46:34 PM EST
sick fuckers in this world
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 6:31:26 PM EST
Serial killer in training....I don't care for cats but animal abusers come in right under pedophiles in my book
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 7:50:22 PM EST
Poor cat...I hope the person(s) are caught and justice served
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 7:51:46 PM EST

Originally Posted By JackieTreehorn:
i wonder if it taste like chicken

i20.photobucket.com/albums/b243/dooobious/cat_microwave.gif





Link Posted: 12/28/2005 7:55:33 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/28/2005 7:58:36 PM EST by PromptCritical]

Originally Posted By Zaphod:
We need a people-sized microwave.



I think Germany was trying to develop one in the 40's.

A buddy of mine put his sister's cat in the microwave, set the timer and started fiddling with the buttons and complained to her that it wouldn't start. Just as she was about to hit the Start button, she heard a "meow". She called him a fucking asshole and took the cat out.
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 7:58:38 PM EST
So that is what happened to my dinner.
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 8:43:27 PM EST
Poor Cat, nothing deserves that. RIP
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 8:53:17 PM EST

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:
And to think, my sig line used to be "ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit."



We have our suspect.
Link Posted: 12/28/2005 8:54:09 PM EST
it probably "almost" took out their kids eye with its claw
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