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Posted: 7/21/2002 11:50:16 AM EST
[Last Edit: 7/21/2002 11:51:42 AM EST by Juggernaut]
Carbon_15 made the possible error of sending MallNinja.com some picture of himself in Tactical Ninja Gear yesterday... Today, well...[url]www.mallninja.com/carbon_15.htm[/url] He's become quite an important person on Mallninja.com(click the link) [img]www.mallninja.com/images/carbon_152.jpg[/img] He is well and truly among friends now...[:D] Juggernaut
Link Posted: 7/21/2002 12:23:43 PM EST
That is so cool and by cool I mean totally sweet! I love it with my whole body, even my pee pee.[rocket]
Link Posted: 7/21/2002 12:28:41 PM EST
Originally Posted By out-a-ammo: That is so cool and by cool I mean totally sweet! I love it with my whole body, even my pee pee.[rocket]
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Wrong site.[;D] Juggy
Link Posted: 7/21/2002 12:35:00 PM EST
That's not a mall ninja, they don't wear short sleeved shirts!
Link Posted: 7/21/2002 12:36:36 PM EST
Originally Posted By out-a-ammo: That is so cool and by cool I mean totally sweet! I love it with my whole body, even my pee pee.[rocket]
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I feel gay just by reading this post. I must watch Predator now to hear "You all're a bunch of slack jawed faggots..."
Link Posted: 7/21/2002 1:22:00 PM EST
Dude,what the hell is this?
Link Posted: 7/21/2002 1:30:19 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/21/2002 1:30:43 PM EST by gus]
Originally Posted By Juggernaut: Wrong site.[;D] Juggy
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Yeah, but it still makes me want to crap my pants![8D]
Link Posted: 7/21/2002 1:34:25 PM EST
He looks like he's 15 years old. Just wait til his mommy comes home and finds him in that stupid outfit. [:D] The cat looks flabbergasted!
Link Posted: 7/21/2002 1:38:18 PM EST
Congratulations...I guess. On the other hand, I embarrassed for you.[:I]
Link Posted: 7/21/2002 1:42:01 PM EST
Originally Posted By M4_Aiming_at_U: Dude,what the hell is this?
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[url=www.mallninja.com/carbon_15.htm]This[/url] is what happens when real Mall Ninjas are caught on tape. Mall Ninjas Gone Wild! Er...maybe not. Anyhow, send in your pictures to [url=www.MallNinja.com]MallNinja.com[/url], and something similar could just happen to you, too. Juggernaut
Link Posted: 7/21/2002 1:46:52 PM EST
Excuse me...but WTF is all this "mall ninja" stuff. I'm sort of new here, but did I miss the banana boat to fantasy land or somthing? Anyone care to explain this to me??? Thanks, Sleepy717
Link Posted: 7/21/2002 1:53:15 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/21/2002 1:55:41 PM EST by KBaker]
Originally Posted By Sleepy717: Excuse me...but WTF is all this "mall ninja" stuff. I'm sort of new here, but did I miss the banana boat to fantasy land or somthing? Anyone care to explain this to me??? Thanks, Sleepy717
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Mall Ninja: n. Security personnel for retail businesses with delusions of competence. Tend to "overaccessorize" and fantasize about their weapons and skills with said weapons. Part of the "Ninja" culture. Do a search on "Mall Ninja" using the "Search" function. We recently had some really excellent Mall Ninja haiku. And yes, there are Mall Ninja websites. One of my favorite sites in this genre is [url]www.ninjaburger.com[/url]. While not a "Mall Ninja" site, it has the same concept. You're a newbie. You'll learn.
Link Posted: 7/21/2002 2:00:14 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/21/2002 2:01:21 PM EST by Juggernaut]
Originally Posted By Sleepy717: Excuse me...but WTF is all this "mall ninja" stuff. I'm sort of new here, but did I miss the banana boat to fantasy land or somthing? Anyone care to explain this to me??? Thanks, Sleepy717
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Go to [url]WWW.MALLNINJA.COM[/url], and look around for a while-you'll figure it out. I archived all the haiku there, the threads, everything. Juggernaut
Link Posted: 7/21/2002 2:06:16 PM EST
For those that didn't see carbon_15's orignal post, he is the one who put the captions in. He's doing this to be funny, not to pose like he's ubercool. I have to give him credit, I would never do anything like this. Then again, my ninja outfits render me invisible, so there would be no point in posting pictures!
Link Posted: 7/21/2002 2:16:47 PM EST
Originally Posted By bastiat: For those that didn't see carbon_15's orignal post, he is the one who put the captions in. He's doing this to be funny, not to pose like he's ubercool. I have to give him credit, I would never do anything like this. Then again, my ninja outfits render me invisible, so there would be no point in posting pictures!
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Hey, now- any guy who first makes fun of himself(the captions are his), and then allows me to make even more fun of him on my site, IS ubercool-hats off to Carbon_15 for being a good sport, and a very good subject for the "Outgunned in Victoria's Secret" story I always wanted to write[:D]. Juggernaut
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