So I'm driving down US90 on the way to visit my in-laws with the wife and kids in the car, when a small, flopping, black-and-white bloody and furry mass is ejected from behind a rear tire of a semi trailer in front of me. I barely have enough time to say, "Oh shit!" and maneuver my wheels such that the creature passes between my wheels. As it did so, I noticed a rather ominous cloud of mist above its body. It was then that I knew we were fucked!
The most horrendous, God-awful stench came over the car nearly immediately. In a panic I tried to turn off the fucking A/C so that it wouldn't blow skunk funk directly into our faces, but soon that fetid foulness was in my mouth, a sort of garlic-and-shit medley that made my eyes water and burn and my nose sting. My poor two-year-old twin girls in the back began to whine and grimace like they were going to puke, so I opened the moon roof and windows to try to ventilate the car as much as I could.
20 miles later we tried to find a carwash with one of those undercarriage blasters, to no avail. Now my fucking car smells like skunk and everything that was in the trunk (luggage, clothes, bedding, etc) has evidently been inundated by weapons-grade dead skunk spray putrescence.
Any ideas for how to get rid of this shit, short of driving my car into a tomato juice factory?