My Mom passed away about a little over a year ago, and it looks like once the estate is settled I'm going to end up with her 2001 Mustang. It's been garaged for about the last 9 months, and when it was put in there, it had to be pushed in becuase it wouldn't start. Battery appeared to be stone dead. Didn't really worry about it at the time. Figured it was an 8 year old battery whose time had come.
Then about a week ago I went out and bought a new battery. Finally put it in today. Went to hit the power lock button... nothing. Put the key in the ignition and turned it. Nothing.
Stone dead.
Loosened everything up. Cleaned off the terminals and the cables (no real corrosion on them). Hooked it all back up and ... nothing.
WTF???
Checked to make sure that it was in "Park." Yep. Went home with the original battery. Got my voltmeter. Checked it out. Reads about 1.5 V. Yep, pretty much dead. Went back to my folks' house with the VM. Checked the new battery. It was way low too! I figured "Oh crap! Musta got a bad battery! Unusual, but not impossible."
So, I take the battery out, dump it in my car and get ready to take it back to the store for an exchange. For shits and giggles, I check it with the VM again. Hmmm... it's reading a little higher now. That's odd. As I sit there, with the VM hooked to the terminals, I watch the numbers slowly inclease on the digital readout.
So, it appears that something is putting a near instantaneous drain on the battery. When it's unhooked, it slowly recovers.
Have you heard of anything like this? I've heard of slow drains, but never anything this fast. Or is it possible that the battery was drained when I got it and something that I did effectively "woke it up?" Never heard of that, but I'm grasping at straws here.
I've pretty much eliminated Skinwalkers and Hookers and Blow as the cause, so any reasonable ideas (yes, I realize I probably should have posted this in Team if I wanted reasonable ones) would be appreciated.
UPDATE:
OK, went back over there again this morning and checked the battery: still 3V. Decided that must be the problem (as many of you surmised), and went and exchanged it. Checked that one in the store: full 12.6V. Took it back, put it in, everything worked.
Then I went to start it. Turned it over, and fairly quickly it caught and ran. A little rough, but that was to be expected.
Then it stalled, and no amount of cranking would get it to restart. Checked the fuel cutoff switch, that was fine. You can hear the fuel pump kick on. Just won't catch.
Now, as I said earlier, it's been sitting quite a while since my Mom passed away, with about 3/4 of a tank of gas. I figure that the old gas may be the problem. I was considering putting in a few gallons of new gas, and maybe a bottle of fuel injector cleaner. On the off chance that it flooded out, I'm going to let it sit until later today or tomorrow before I try again.
So, thanks for everyone's suggestions on the first problem. Any clues on this one?