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Posted: 12/24/2012 6:19:55 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/24/2012 6:20:06 PM EDT by Steve_T_M]
A car bomb was defused in a megabrothel's parking lot in northeast Spain early Monday and 300 people were evacuated from the site, the Interior Ministry said.

A security guard at Paradise, one of Spain's largest legal brothels, called police late Sunday in La Jonquera, which is on the border with France, after masked men sped up to the brothel in two cars.


http://news.yahoo.com/car-bomb-defused-outside-spanish-megabrothel-155922970--finance.html
Link Posted: 12/24/2012 6:20:33 PM EDT
Has to have been a gay, cant imagine someone hating pussy that much
Link Posted: 12/24/2012 6:23:15 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/24/2012 6:24:32 PM EDT by PatriotAr15]
Didnt know prostitution was legal in Spain and I'm Spanish by descent. My mom immigrated from there.

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Link Posted: 12/24/2012 6:25:05 PM EDT
Did they let them "finish" first?
Link Posted: 12/24/2012 6:25:20 PM EDT
Hookers and blow up?
Link Posted: 12/24/2012 6:26:25 PM EDT
So exactly how does a brothel qualify as a 'megabrothel'?

Link Posted: 12/24/2012 6:27:48 PM EDT
Euskadi Ta Askatasuna?
Link Posted: 12/24/2012 6:28:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By PatriotAr15:
Didnt know prostitution was legal in Spain and I'm Spanish by descent. My mom immigrated from there.

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In before somebody gets the banhammer for replying to this...
Link Posted: 12/24/2012 6:29:00 PM EDT
Wait.. . . .they have MEGA-brothels there?! MEGA?!

Link Posted: 12/24/2012 6:29:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TruckinAR:
Has to have been a gay, cant imagine someone hating pussy that much


Pretty much the entire Islamic world.
Link Posted: 12/24/2012 6:29:24 PM EDT
Damn pussy haters
Link Posted: 12/24/2012 6:29:51 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Holden_McRoyne:

Originally Posted By PatriotAr15:
Didnt know prostitution was legal in Spain and I'm Spanish by descent. My mom immigrated from there.

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Must

Not

Type
Link Posted: 12/24/2012 6:30:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Holden_McRoyne:

Originally Posted By PatriotAr15:
Didnt know prostitution was legal in Spain and I'm Spanish by descent. My mom immigrated from there.

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Yeah, that was mind-bottling.


Link Posted: 12/24/2012 6:30:26 PM EDT


That's just disrespectful. You don't go blowing up perfectly good pussy like that.

What the hell is wrong with people today?



Link Posted: 12/24/2012 6:30:51 PM EDT
Originally Posted By arowneragain:
So exactly how does a brothel qualify as a 'megabrothel'?



It needs to have the explosive yield of one million brothels.

Never seen one. The closest have only been 100- 175 kilobrothels, at best.
Link Posted: 12/24/2012 6:31:08 PM EDT
The only reason I clicked on this is the word megabrothel..

MEGA...


BROTHEL...


Link Posted: 12/24/2012 6:31:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Steve_T_M:
A car bomb was defused in a megabrothel's parking lot in northeast Spain early Monday and 300 people were evacuated from the site, the Interior Ministry said.

A security guard at Paradise, one of Spain's largest legal brothels, called police late Sunday in La Jonquera, which is on the border with France, after masked men sped up to the brothel in two cars.


http://news.yahoo.com/car-bomb-defused-outside-spanish-megabrothel-155922970--finance.html

Big-bang-puta-bomb.
Link Posted: 12/24/2012 6:33:53 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/24/2012 6:35:00 PM EDT by ArmaNotSoLite]
Originally Posted By arowneragain:
So exactly how does a brothel qualify as a 'megabrothel'?



Less than 5 hookers in a ban state (or nation) is a whorehouse, greater than 5 but LESS than 20 hookers in a ban state (or nation) is a prostitution ring. More than 20 hookers in a ban state (or nation) is pretty much just NYC being NYC.

In a non ban state (or nation), less than 5 is a nook, more than 5 but LESS than 10 is a brothel, and greater than 100 hookers is a mega brothel.

The Super Mega Brothel clocks in at around 500 hookers, but no man has dared assemble the might of 500 hookers in one location. You heard of the Neutron bomb? Like that, but...more.
Link Posted: 12/24/2012 6:37:34 PM EDT
I am thinking it was gangsters. Either trying to eliminate competition or they have been trying to establish a protection racket and their intention is to make an example out of one to intimidate the rest into paying up.
Link Posted: 12/24/2012 6:37:43 PM EDT
I'm glad Islamic terrorists are generally fucking retarded and get caught or killed.
Link Posted: 12/24/2012 6:39:35 PM EDT
Any pictures of the employees?
Link Posted: 12/24/2012 6:42:16 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/24/2012 6:48:51 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/24/2012 6:49:08 PM EDT by FudgieGhost1]
MEGA-brothels!? Really? MEGA?!

So. . do they like have a day-care center, dry-cleaners, restaurants, snack-bar, indoor pool, gambling/game rooms. . .

Is it like the Mall of America, except with hookers?

Seriously Spain. . . I mean, . . I mean, is there a NEED for MEGA brothels? I guess there is. . . . Have to think about the reasons for that. . .
Link Posted: 12/24/2012 6:54:13 PM EDT
Originally Posted By fike:
Euskadi Ta Askatasuna?


As far as I know, ETA has nothing against brothels.
Link Posted: 12/24/2012 7:02:54 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/24/2012 7:07:47 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/24/2012 7:14:11 PM EDT by FudgieGhost1]
Yeah, did a little research of my own. . .no day care, but they DO have a gym. . .

http://www.anglophone-direct.com/La-Jonquera-Eldorado-or-Sodom-and


ETA: hold on, hold on. . might actually be a MACRO Brothel!

The club, which measures 2,700 square metres and boasts 80 rooms with rates of €120 (£107) per hour, is one of 11 so-called "macro-brothels" in this Catalan region of Gerona, near the Costa Brava.

http://www.barcelonareporter.com/index.php?/news/comments/europes_biggest_brothel_the_paradise_brothel_opened_150_prostitutes_in_la_j/

So, if . . .it's . . a MACRO Brothel, . . . does that mean that . . . . there's only like one hooker, OR does it mean that the hookers are midgets? OR that the rooms are tiny, OR that the rooms are tiny AND the girls are midgets? WTF?
Link Posted: 12/24/2012 7:14:40 PM EDT
It's a good thing it didn't blow, it would have been whorrific. It's probably radical Islamists that are on the hook for this.
Link Posted: 12/24/2012 7:15:00 PM EDT
BASTARDS
Link Posted: 12/24/2012 7:25:11 PM EDT
I evaluated the thread title word for word and judged my desire to click in response to my reaction to every word.

Car bomb.....Spanish.....HOLY FUCK, MEGA-BROTHEL!!!!!!
Link Posted: 12/25/2012 4:28:45 AM EDT
We need megabrothels in America. We cannot allow the Europeans to have a monopoly on something so awesome.
Link Posted: 12/25/2012 4:30:30 AM EDT
Think of the tax revenue. All of that sticky, smelly tax revenue.
Link Posted: 12/25/2012 4:33:41 AM EDT
Now for the downside.

You know how when you put more than one female in a household they will sync up their periods?

Now imagine 150+ women all going thru PMS at the same time.
Link Posted: 12/25/2012 4:35:43 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Holden_McRoyne:

Originally Posted By PatriotAr15:
Didnt know prostitution was legal in Spain and I'm Spanish by descent. My mom immigrated from there.

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He's safe. From what I was told the definitely non-mega brothel near our base was all staffed by non-Spainards. From what I was told, honest.
Link Posted: 12/25/2012 4:37:37 AM EDT
You had me at mega brothel.
Link Posted: 12/25/2012 4:40:36 AM EDT
Guilty too...







Originally Posted By MshakeMO:
The only reason I clicked on this is the word megabrothel..

MEGA...


BROTHEL...




Link Posted: 12/25/2012 4:40:49 AM EDT

Originally Posted By FudgieGhost1:
Wait.. . . .they have MEGA-brothels there?! MEGA?!



Link Posted: 12/25/2012 4:41:31 AM EDT
Originally Posted By CarbineDad:
Hookers and blow up?


Link Posted: 12/25/2012 4:42:37 AM EDT
Originally Posted By TruckinAR:
Has to have been a gay, cant imagine someone hating pussy that much

Or extremely religious. Both the ROP and "Christians" have Haters.



But coming to think of it: I wouldn't put it past a couple of angry wives.
Link Posted: 12/25/2012 6:41:04 AM EDT
Originally Posted By none:
Now for the downside.

You know how when you put more than one female in a household they will sync up their periods?

Now imagine 150+ women all going thru PMS at the same time.


They just close for that week.
No man would dare set foot in that place during that time.

Link Posted: 12/25/2012 6:42:27 AM EDT
In the 1960's Ted Kennedy hired an entire brothel for himself in Chile. It was in an FBI report.
Link Posted: 12/25/2012 6:51:43 AM EDT
Originally Posted By MshakeMO:
The only reason I clicked on this is the word megabrothel..

MEGA...


BROTHEL...




Me too
Link Posted: 12/25/2012 6:53:42 AM EDT
Originally Posted By none:
Now for the downside.

You know how when you put more than one female in a household they will sync up their periods?

Now imagine 150+ women all going thru PMS at the same time.


Fuck you. Its Christmas and we have a perfectly reasonable prostitution thread going and you have to bring this shit up.


W?T?F?
Link Posted: 12/25/2012 6:58:24 AM EDT
Originally Posted By arowneragain:
So exactly how does a brothel qualify as a 'megabrothel'?



This is my question aswell...
Link Posted: 12/25/2012 7:03:15 AM EDT
Comment on Yahoo:

There were 3 foreigners at the brothel at the time. A guy going in who was Russian, a guy leaving who was Finnish, and a guy being serviced, a Himalayan.
Link Posted: 12/25/2012 7:03:48 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Steve_T_M:
We need megabrothels in America. We cannot allow the Europeans to have a monopoly on something so awesome.


We nust not have a Brothel Gap.
Link Posted: 12/25/2012 7:08:41 AM EDT
Originally Posted By arowneragain:
So exactly how does a brothel qualify as a 'megabrothel'?




The first question that occurred to me.
Link Posted: 12/25/2012 7:10:15 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/25/2012 7:10:24 AM EDT by KalihiJack]
I wonder if they have a rewards card
Link Posted: 12/25/2012 7:11:17 AM EDT
Originally Posted By nobodyg17:
Comment on Yahoo:

There were 3 foreigners at the brothel at the time. A guy going in who was Russian, a guy leaving who was Finnish, and a guy being serviced, a Himalayan.


Wonder if he got a refund or a mulligan?
Link Posted: 12/25/2012 7:11:40 AM EDT
Originally Posted By PatriotAr15:
Didnt know prostitution was legal in Spain and I'm Spanish by descent. My mom immigrated from there.

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Reminds me of Beerfest.
Link Posted: 12/25/2012 7:16:42 AM EDT
Originally Posted By MshakeMO:
The only reason I clicked on this is the word megabrothel..

MEGA...


BROTHEL...




Link Posted: 12/25/2012 7:16:46 AM EDT

Originally Posted By James23:
Originally Posted By arowneragain:
So exactly how does a brothel qualify as a 'megabrothel'?




The first question that occurred to me.

The best I could find was a church related definition

A megachurch is a church having 2,000 or more attendees for a typical weekly service.



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