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Posted: 5/12/2004 11:07:06 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/12/2004 11:25:41 PM EDT
[#1]
"You told me to fetch a bone..Now tell me where to bury it"
"Wanna see what mom plays with while you're at work?" "Here, use this..Peanut butter sticks to the roof of my mouth!" |
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Posted: 5/12/2004 11:31:30 PM EDT
[#2]
So you caught me. I've been keeping the Mrs. happy for years.
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Posted: 5/12/2004 11:55:02 PM EDT
[#3]
Did you say fetch the stick or this?
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Posted: 5/12/2004 11:56:57 PM EDT
[#4]
I wish i had a cock that big.
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Posted: 5/12/2004 11:58:14 PM EDT
[#5]
Doggystyle bitch!
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Posted: 5/13/2004 12:06:03 AM EDT
[#6]
Smells like fish, tastes like chicken.
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Posted: 5/13/2004 12:06:10 AM EDT
[#7]
it's just the dog in me, baby.
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Posted: 5/13/2004 12:06:50 AM EDT
[#8]
I hate to think what you've been doing with my rawhide bone! You nearsighted bitch!
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Posted: 5/13/2004 12:07:09 AM EDT
[#9]
Give the dog a boner.
Hunter out... |
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Posted: 5/13/2004 12:07:43 AM EDT
[#10]
Glad I could help pulling this out of you ass!
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Posted: 5/13/2004 12:10:42 AM EDT
[#11]
"Lassie, that's NOT what I meant when I said 'Go for help!'"
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Posted: 5/13/2004 12:21:12 AM EDT
[#12]
"Dumb dog!! I said get my slippers!!""
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Posted: 5/13/2004 12:59:58 AM EDT
[#13]
ubaddog
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Posted: 5/13/2004 1:01:48 AM EDT
[#14]
"Hellen Kellers seeing eye dog retrieves the plunger"
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Posted: 5/13/2004 1:04:22 AM EDT
[#15]
breaks out in song "nick nack paddy wack give a dog a dildo this old women goes masturbatten"
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Posted: 5/13/2004 2:03:11 AM EDT
[#16]
"I gotta hide this thing, the bitch says she doesn't need me any more."
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Posted: 5/13/2004 2:38:17 AM EDT
[#17]
Re-enactment of Catherine the Great's dog, "Skippy", returning from the Empress's chambers.
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Posted: 5/13/2004 3:51:44 AM EDT
[#18]
Vicious Dog says: "We WILL PLAY NOW!.....And WE WILL PLAY MY WAY! Bend over Bitch!"
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Posted: 5/13/2004 3:58:16 AM EDT
[#19]
"Senator Clinton, I think Spot has been under your bed again"
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Posted: 5/13/2004 3:58:30 AM EDT
[#20]
Another good reason to NOT teach your dog to play tug-of-war!
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Posted: 5/13/2004 4:15:10 AM EDT
[#21]
Give me all the doggie treats now or I bite it in half.
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Posted: 5/13/2004 4:20:07 AM EDT
[#22]
Where's the cat!?
Where's the cat!? Where's the cat!? |
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Posted: 5/13/2004 4:59:38 AM EDT
[#23]
sgtar15
I can see who is the master in your house 
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Posted: 5/13/2004 5:12:37 AM EDT
[#24]
Winner! 
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Posted: 5/13/2004 10:09:38 AM EDT
[#25]
LOL agreed! Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 5/13/2004 10:15:29 AM EDT
[#26]
Bark for me...Bark like the dog you are, Bitch.
OWNED! |
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Posted: 5/13/2004 10:22:12 AM EDT
[#27]
Its not a blessing. |
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Posted: 5/13/2004 9:19:44 PM EDT
[#28]
Here kitty, kitty, kitty....
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Posted: 5/13/2004 11:01:58 PM EDT
[#29]
"Dont leave teeth marks on your father"
"I know I am not a chicken, but to my owner, any-cock'al-do" |
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Posted: 5/13/2004 11:16:50 PM EDT
[#30]
"California's elite K-9 just discovered new evidence from Michael Jackson's Neveland home"
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Posted: 5/13/2004 11:16:53 PM EDT
[#31]
"Good dog...Now get me the peanut butter"
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Posted: 5/14/2004 12:00:03 AM EDT
[#32]
"Man's best friend......meet Mom's best friend"
Booyah. |
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Posted: 5/14/2004 9:28:37 AM EDT
[#33]
"Now you know what we're looking for when we sniff asses and crothes."
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Posted: 5/14/2004 9:37:57 AM EDT
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Similarly: "Shocked by what the dog was carrying it its mouth, Linda Lou dreadfully looked down to see what she was using at the monent." |
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Posted: 5/14/2004 9:38:11 AM EDT
[#35]
"Copyright: sgtr15"
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Posted: 5/14/2004 9:42:58 AM EDT
[#36]
Let's do it people-style tonight.
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