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Posted: 5/12/2004 10:07:06 PM EST
Link Posted: 5/12/2004 10:25:41 PM EST
"You told me to fetch a bone..Now tell me where to bury it"

"Wanna see what mom plays with while you're at work?"

"Here, use this..Peanut butter sticks to the roof of my mouth!"
Link Posted: 5/12/2004 10:31:30 PM EST
So you caught me. I've been keeping the Mrs. happy for years.
Link Posted: 5/12/2004 10:55:02 PM EST
Did you say fetch the stick or this?

Link Posted: 5/12/2004 10:56:57 PM EST
I wish i had a cock that big.
Link Posted: 5/12/2004 10:58:14 PM EST
Doggystyle bitch!
Link Posted: 5/12/2004 11:06:03 PM EST
Smells like fish, tastes like chicken.
Link Posted: 5/12/2004 11:06:10 PM EST
it's just the dog in me, baby.
Link Posted: 5/12/2004 11:06:50 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/12/2004 11:08:14 PM EST by GAcop]
I hate to think what you've been doing with my rawhide bone! You nearsighted bitch!
Link Posted: 5/12/2004 11:07:09 PM EST
Give the dog a boner.

Hunter out...
Link Posted: 5/12/2004 11:07:43 PM EST
Glad I could help pulling this out of you ass!
Link Posted: 5/12/2004 11:10:42 PM EST
"Lassie, that's NOT what I meant when I said 'Go for help!'"
Link Posted: 5/12/2004 11:21:12 PM EST
"Dumb dog!! I said get my slippers!!""
Link Posted: 5/12/2004 11:59:58 PM EST
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 12:01:48 AM EST
"Hellen Kellers seeing eye dog retrieves the plunger"
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 12:04:22 AM EST
[Last Edit: 5/13/2004 12:05:00 AM EST by cyrax777]
breaks out in song "nick nack paddy wack give a dog a dildo this old women goes masturbatten"
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 1:03:11 AM EST
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 1:38:17 AM EST
Re-enactment of Catherine the Great's dog, "Skippy", returning from the Empress's chambers.
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 2:51:44 AM EST
Vicious Dog says: "We WILL PLAY NOW!.....And WE WILL PLAY MY WAY! Bend over Bitch!"
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 2:58:16 AM EST
"Senator Clinton, I think Spot has been under your bed again"
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 2:58:30 AM EST
Another good reason to NOT teach your dog to play tug-of-war!
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 3:15:10 AM EST
Give me all the doggie treats now or I bite it in half.
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 3:20:07 AM EST
Where's the cat!?
Where's the cat!?
Where's the cat!?
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 3:59:38 AM EST
I can see who is the master in your house
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 4:12:37 AM EST

Originally Posted By P806:
Where's the cat!?
Where's the cat!?
Where's the cat!?

Link Posted: 5/13/2004 9:09:38 AM EST

Originally Posted By illigb:

Originally Posted By P806:
Where's the cat!?
Where's the cat!?
Where's the cat!?


LOL agreed!

Link Posted: 5/13/2004 9:15:29 AM EST
Bark for me...Bark like the dog you are, Bitch.

Link Posted: 5/13/2004 9:22:12 AM EST

Originally Posted By MisterFloppy:
I wish i had a cock that big.

Its not a blessing.
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 8:19:44 PM EST
Here kitty, kitty, kitty....
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 10:01:58 PM EST
"Dont leave teeth marks on your father"

"I know I am not a chicken, but to my owner, any-cock'al-do"
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 10:16:50 PM EST
"California's elite K-9 just discovered new evidence from Michael Jackson's Neveland home"
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 10:16:53 PM EST
"Good dog...Now get me the peanut butter"
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 11:00:03 PM EST
"Man's best friend......meet Mom's best friend"

Link Posted: 5/14/2004 8:28:37 AM EST
"Now you know what we're looking for when we sniff asses and crothes."
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 8:37:57 AM EST

Originally Posted By GAcop:
I hate to think what you've been doing with my rawhide bone! You nearsighted bitch!

Similarly: "Shocked by what the dog was carrying it its mouth, Linda Lou dreadfully looked down to see what she was using at the monent."

Link Posted: 5/14/2004 8:38:11 AM EST
"Copyright: sgtr15"
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 8:42:58 AM EST
Let's do it people-style tonight.
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