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Posted: 10/30/2001 8:37:13 AM EDT
[img]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20011023/imdf23102001153454a.jpg[/img] [i]Insert simpering whiny voice:[/i] "No! You will not send the Taliban anymore crumpets! They are mine I tell you."
Link Posted: 10/30/2001 8:42:08 AM EDT
"Hey, Could you loan me a few bucks to get this tooth fixed?"
Link Posted: 10/30/2001 8:42:28 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/30/2001 8:43:54 AM EDT
"I just shit my pants!"
Link Posted: 10/30/2001 8:45:10 AM EDT
tooph
Link Posted: 10/30/2001 8:57:41 AM EDT
Oh jolly-ho, smell my finger, does it smell like bum-hole to you?
Link Posted: 10/30/2001 8:57:56 AM EDT
Yes, I am Mr. Bean's illegitimate half brother.
Link Posted: 10/30/2001 9:16:53 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/30/2001 9:11:03 AM EDT by BlackandGreen]
Originally Posted By Shazbat: [img]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20011023/imdf23102001153454a.jpg[/img] [i]Insert simpering whiny voice:[/i]
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I say, George old man, pull my bloody finger!.......[grenade]
Link Posted: 10/30/2001 9:25:44 AM EDT
"I did not have sex with that Clinton chap..."
Link Posted: 10/30/2001 9:44:05 AM EDT
"Next question...yes, you with the bad teeth."
Link Posted: 10/30/2001 9:48:34 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/30/2001 9:44:01 AM EDT by Maddog50]
Is it just me, or does Tony Blair sound like C3P0?
Link Posted: 10/30/2001 10:38:27 AM EDT
right then, off we go we're off to the wild blue yonder. you there, get out of my car! the chauffeur (sp?) you say? a likely story hehe OffRoad
Link Posted: 10/30/2001 10:42:23 AM EDT
"Creighton! There is one of those ugly Chevy Avalanche's!"[%|] BigDozer66
Link Posted: 10/30/2001 11:45:36 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Shazbat: [img]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20011023/imdf23102001153454a.jpg[/img] [i]Insert simpering whiny voice:[/i] "No! You will not send the Taliban anymore crumpets! They are mine I tell you."
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We will say [b]NI![/b] again to you, if you do not appease us! [NI]
Link Posted: 10/30/2001 12:01:03 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Noname: "I did not have sex with that Clinton chap..."
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He he, not bad.
Link Posted: 10/30/2001 12:05:46 PM EDT
[i]Uncle Blair Wants [b]YOU[/b][/i] [img]www.auburn.edu/~littlcb/blair1.jpg[/img] [i]To Fix His Dentures[/i]
Link Posted: 10/30/2001 1:33:36 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/30/2001 2:05:57 PM EDT
Hey...Why is that guy carrying a suitcase?
Link Posted: 10/30/2001 2:10:28 PM EDT
"...there's a bloody Concorde flying right at the windows!!!"
Link Posted: 10/30/2001 2:27:42 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Shazbat: [img]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20011023/imdf23102001153454a.jpg[/img] That cave over there will be where MidEast Disney will go...
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Link Posted: 10/30/2001 2:43:42 PM EDT
That's him!!! That's the guy that gave me the shiner! (pointing to drunken pro-gun brit)
Link Posted: 10/30/2001 2:46:38 PM EDT
"You! Yes, YOU!!! Stand still laddy! 'Ow can you 'ave any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?!?!
Link Posted: 10/30/2001 2:49:34 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/30/2001 2:45:27 PM EDT by Cypher214]
Righto old chap, I'll just press this button eah and all three of our nukes will be launched at once, blow those buggers back to the slop from whence they came, eh? Jolly Ho old chap!!! Bugger, that was the worst lapdance I've ever had. Had to surprise the bloody hell out of her to get her to stop. See, smell my finger.
Link Posted: 10/30/2001 2:58:14 PM EDT
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"Only $19.95"
Link Posted: 10/30/2001 3:08:13 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/30/2001 3:09:43 PM EDT
"Bloody sod!"
Link Posted: 10/30/2001 3:30:57 PM EDT
"look there, there it is... GET THAT TELETUBBY!"
Link Posted: 10/30/2001 3:50:48 PM EDT
whats with the Brits and their teeth? I thought my dental plan sucked but jeez
Link Posted: 10/30/2001 4:21:55 PM EDT
I will take that one there, he shall be my body servant
Link Posted: 10/30/2001 4:33:37 PM EDT
You there! Please rid the bloody world of this nasty little problem that we seem to have with these dreadfully annoying towel-headed varmints!Do it for that old crotch! Erh, I mean queen!
Link Posted: 10/30/2001 4:48:37 PM EDT
I'm not making the same mistake as that bloke Clinton....This'll whipe right off.
Link Posted: 10/30/2001 5:16:04 PM EDT
Hear me Ragman and hear me well, a fortnight supply of the queens stale bisquits will be pounded up your oss upon copchaw.
Link Posted: 10/30/2001 5:22:36 PM EDT
" I said that Bill "Shagman" Clinton was in fact the President between the Bushes."
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