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Posted: 8/22/2006 9:54:58 PM EDT
I was in Mexico for the first time for 4 whole hours this past weekend. WHAT an experience!

I saw many strange things, but when I saw this...I HAD to snap a photo. And I swear...the pic doesn't even DO justice to how it looked in motion. (there was LOTS of motion)

Funniest caption wins a free membership. The first one that makes the beer foam through my nose WINS!!

If a team member wins, they can designate a recipient.

Link Posted: 8/22/2006 9:56:54 PM EDT
No caption, but that ass is big enough to list the entire wedding party and all the guests.
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 9:58:48 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/22/2006 9:59:33 PM EDT by AZ-K9]
Beer, starting shit from day one.

Love is blind, too bad we can't all be.
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 9:59:45 PM EDT
Here pal, this coffee cup is full o' tequila. Drink fast, you're gonna need it.
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 10:00:23 PM EDT
What happens in Mexico really ought to stay in Mexico ... please!
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 10:00:51 PM EDT
"8 shots of tequila later....."
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 10:00:53 PM EDT
Bride.....of Frankenstien.

Link Posted: 8/22/2006 10:01:02 PM EDT
Come on down gringo!!We grow BIG love in mexico!!
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 10:02:01 PM EDT
Not a caption, but OHHHH MYYYY GAWWWWD
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 10:02:34 PM EDT
Scaring Mexicans across the border since 1999.

Yea I know, I can't come up with funny on call. I'll try again if I can find some way to work the bride part into it.
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 10:04:08 PM EDT
Hey chica, I got some pesos in my mug for some cha cha's
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 10:07:33 PM EDT

As Dave sobered up he secretly hoped that the Mexican dressmaker had meant to put “bridle” on the back of the dress, because the horse walking next to him certainly needed one.
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 10:07:57 PM EDT
" It was either Her or the Donkey"
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 10:10:28 PM EDT
Mexican Camouflage
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 10:11:20 PM EDT
We used to call that a Navy 8.
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 10:12:10 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/22/2006 10:16:27 PM EDT by GoGop]
Listen baby, there's no way I'm putting "Groom" on my hairy butt!

EDIT - Watch me pee in this guy's cup!
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 10:13:32 PM EDT
"B"ride.....when your "A"ride is not available!
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 10:14:23 PM EDT
On a sad note, I see an Ensenada sign in the background.

John Wayne talks about Ensenada in his movies.

John Wayne is gone.
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 10:15:40 PM EDT
"I got hammered in Mexico and all I got was this lousy wife...and a dose of the clap"
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 10:17:19 PM EDT
"holla at a playa when u see me on the street, trick"
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 10:17:22 PM EDT
I hope that guy is Captain Ahab, cause he just wrestled in Moby Dick
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 10:17:25 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/22/2006 10:18:29 PM EDT by vanilla_gorilla]
When I started driving down here, I was just coming to see Pepe the Wonder Donkey, honest!
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 10:18:07 PM EDT
"come on baby, let's go play Carpenter."
"what's that?"
"that's where we both get hammered, and then I nail you."
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 10:19:12 PM EDT
How about? A butt bigger than Aztalan
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 10:19:14 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 10:19:28 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/22/2006 11:35:26 PM EDT by Apostrophe]
Oral Sex

She Must Be Amazing

Link Posted: 8/22/2006 10:19:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/22/2006 10:25:01 PM EDT by NorCal_LEO]
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 10:20:38 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/22/2006 10:22:56 PM EDT by Warhawk]

What happens in Vegas Mexico stays in Vegas Mexico.
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 10:21:58 PM EDT
Dude...Hombre, you can HAVE my change...just get those busted up legs to the lipo clinic PRONTO! If you have any pesos left over then go by Flynn's arcade and play some TRON....with that dope dress on.
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 10:22:03 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 10:23:30 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/22/2006 10:24:01 PM EDT by pulpsmack]
Earl thought fondly of his doublewide, feet from the airport yet miles from the Walmart, and clutched the pork loin of a hand that was attached to his betrothed as the two strolled/waddled south past the border. The exchange rate in pesos for his Home Shopping Network 1:12 diecast NASCAR replica collection would be favorable indeed by his speculation. Indeed, the first blow was struck and with many more in tow, things were going swimmingly. Jerry Springer's counter-offensive (operation redneck repopulation) would have the indigenous population on their knees within the year.
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 10:24:04 PM EDT

You guys are SO funny!!

You really HAD to be there. This pic didn't do the scene justice at all. Her panties were EATEN by her flabby butt, to look almost thongish. AND IT SHOWED!!

She was strutting, waving, and making this HUGE scene. The poor guy TRIED to stay a few feet ahead. Poor bastard.

I'll announce a winner or two tomorrow night.
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 10:24:38 PM EDT
Beggar: Senior please, help a poor man out, you have more than enough bride to spare some for me.
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 10:29:13 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/22/2006 10:29:56 PM EDT by eesmith4]

"Sorry dude, no change, just let me go collect my money from my friends for our annual "ugly fuck night" and i'll be right back."
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 10:29:42 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 10:30:58 PM EDT
“After 5 years as cell-mates, Steve and his ‘bride’ were shocked at how much the streets had changed.”
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 10:32:18 PM EDT
"Never lose a bet in Tijauna"
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 10:33:46 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 10:37:30 PM EDT
Does anyone else find this kinda sexy??

Link Posted: 8/22/2006 10:39:47 PM EDT
Beggar: And I thought I had it bad!
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 10:43:46 PM EDT
Here Amigo take my last Dexatrim, I was going to get high on it later but damn she needs it now...
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 10:47:05 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 10:51:30 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/22/2006 10:52:23 PM EDT by LongWalkHome]

I told you your ass wouldn't fit over the border, now we're stuck in Mexico
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 11:05:35 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 11:07:27 PM EDT
every dog has it's day
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 11:08:56 PM EDT
"I told my travel agent I wanted to get married in Mexico. I should have explained to her that I was providing my own bride"
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 11:10:22 PM EDT
"Found and married Nemo"
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 11:10:54 PM EDT
"Fatty and Skinny went to bed.
Fatty rolled over and Skinny was dead."
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 11:12:04 PM EDT

"Luckily there was a XX Liquor store on the way to the chapel"


"I know honey, i know, but we got to find a bigger hole in the fence"


"When preparing to cross the arizona desert by foot, be sure to bring a snack"
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 11:15:06 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/22/2006 11:17:35 PM EDT by Combatvet]

Eminem really wished Kim would have spit instead of swallowed.
Link Posted: 8/22/2006 11:15:28 PM EDT

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