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Posted: 4/1/2002 1:39:46 PM EDT
[img]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20020401/mdf6611.jpg[/img]

(Edited to get a better-quality similar image from Reuters.)
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 1:47:42 PM EDT
[#1]
"Slave of the Love Goddess!"
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 1:53:30 PM EDT
[#2]
'Jihad Johnny Walker Lindh is flown back to the US to stand trial.'

Eric The(Sassy)Hun[>]:)]
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 1:54:20 PM EDT
[#3]
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 1:56:39 PM EDT
[#4]
Let the firing squad execution of John Walker begin. Ready, Aim, . . . [b]FIRE![/b]
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 2:07:50 PM EDT
[#5]
[b]ass·hole [/b][img=right]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20020401/mdf6611.jpg[/img=right]
Pronunciation: 'as-"(h)Ol
Function: noun
Date: 14th century
1 usually vulgar : ANUS
2 a usually vulgar : a stupid, incompetent, or detestable person b usually vulgar : a despicable place -- usually used in the phrase asshole of the universe
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 2:31:25 PM EDT
[#6]
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 2:35:28 PM EDT
[#7]
'Some of the Taliban training seemed bizarre by Western standards, but the cries of 'Yes Mistress' from his Jihad faithful seemed to please Bin Laden no end...'
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 2:41:23 PM EDT
[#8]
Johnny Bin Walker says "oh shit, I'm in trouble now".
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 2:48:54 PM EDT
[#9]
"Maaaaaannnn....... I knew I shouldn't have come back!"

Link Posted: 4/1/2002 2:54:28 PM EDT
[#10]
Jane's pulse quickened as she unfurled her barbed wire tipped whip...
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 3:00:14 PM EDT
[#11]
Lets play pin the flechette round on the a-hole...

or

Hi, we have a special delivery to the Blue Oyster Bar.  Please sign here...
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 3:15:48 PM EDT
[#12]
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 3:17:35 PM EDT
[#13]
The latest anti-Christianity work of crap disguised as "performance art"  The "artist" will soon be covered with elephant dung.
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 3:22:34 PM EDT
[#14]

[b]"Justice, Part I"[/b]




Edited to allow for the sequel.
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 3:30:16 PM EDT
[#15]
"Hey, cool.  Does this mean Osama is going to come out and play with me some more like he used to?"  [sex]


CJ
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 3:47:46 PM EDT
[#16]
John Walker-Lindh, the first volunteer for Afghanistan's "Taliban In Space" program, shown preparing for his upcoming launch. Due to budgetary constraints, crew life support was deleted from the program. A Taliban spokesman stated:"Allah will protect him from the harsh environment of space."

Editor's Note: Subsequent to this photo, the launch vehicle Osama Bin Launchen, experienced a mid course malfunction, swerved thousands of miles off course and impacted outside Bagdhad, Iraq. Upon impact, the resulting explosion devasted an area 25 miles in diameter. At last report, the Pentagon was sending 50,000 service men to aid in relief and cleanup operations.

The president of that country has not made any statements since the impact, and his whereabouts are unknown. However, an undisclosed member of the US sponsored launch team is quoted as saying: "Ooops, my bad."
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 4:22:21 PM EDT
[#17]
John Walker, a man bound by his religion.....



[:K]
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 5:24:58 PM EDT
[#18]
Attorney General Ashcroft, is this a bad time to request a burger and fries please?
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 5:34:10 PM EDT
[#19]
Maybe the Gimp wasn't such a great idol after all.
ARH
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 5:41:56 PM EDT
[#20]
Pornography - Taliban-style
[sex]
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