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Posted: 6/3/2002 3:58:35 AM EST
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Link Posted: 6/3/2002 4:00:00 AM EST
ooooops, that was a wet one
Link Posted: 6/3/2002 5:02:15 AM EST
Imhotep Imhotep.....
Link Posted: 6/3/2002 9:37:30 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/3/2002 9:49:44 AM EST by ParaPyroPig]
IM-HO-TEP...IM-HO-TEP!!!
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Ponyboy beat me to the draw!!!!! [size=4]"Mujibar comes to the sudden realization that Hindus believe in reincarnation and Pakis believe that they're assured a place in paradise if they die in the name of Allah -[/size=4][size=5]AND THEY BOTH HAVE NUKES POINTED AT EACH OTHER!!!![/size=5] P3[pyro][^][heavy]
Link Posted: 6/3/2002 9:38:24 AM EST
India, Land of Yoga and Assault Rifles
Link Posted: 6/3/2002 9:40:44 AM EST
Anyone seen my horseshoe?
Link Posted: 6/3/2002 9:50:41 AM EST
A) Let me have DECAF from now on! I am not sleeping well. B) My new underwear are much too TIGHT! C) "'Sorry', he says, 'I kicked too high...' Man that SMARTS!"
Link Posted: 6/3/2002 9:53:27 AM EST
Yes, sir! The bottom of my boot is clean, SIR!
Link Posted: 6/3/2002 10:26:58 AM EST
Damn that one felt to wet.
Link Posted: 6/3/2002 10:27:26 AM EST
Link Posted: 6/3/2002 10:33:56 AM EST
Ok, now scratch my belly a little to the left, a little more, a little, aahhhh, right there!
Link Posted: 6/3/2002 10:48:28 AM EST
"I picked the wrong day to give up sniffing glue..."
Link Posted: 6/3/2002 1:07:59 PM EST
"Damn prosthetic leg, stuck again, and I hear the APC behind me..."
Link Posted: 6/6/2002 7:24:49 PM EST
"If they had made you wear this funny hat and then shoved a Bayonet up your a**, you'd be marching like this too! Aye, yi, yi,yi!"
Link Posted: 6/6/2002 7:27:51 PM EST
djk, Great tag line.... Scott
Link Posted: 6/6/2002 7:29:53 PM EST
Realizing too late that he forgot to change his leather thong, Sunil felt the unpleasant 'TWAAANNNNNNG' of leather snap against his prostate.
Link Posted: 6/6/2002 7:31:38 PM EST
Link Posted: 6/6/2002 7:37:34 PM EST
I just smoked $50 worth of crack and drank a pile of Mountain Dew!
Link Posted: 6/6/2002 7:42:00 PM EST
Mujibar just realized that this photo would be a dandy target for the next BRC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 6/6/2002 7:43:27 PM EST
"Awww....schitt.... who left that there.... next step I take I'm getting dirty...." "Oppps.... I just slipped on something...." (If there was someone behind him.....) "Who the heck kiked me in the ass.....oooo....I like it." "Oh no.... I left the iron on...." "What was that Err General.....you're sending us where to do what???"
Link Posted: 6/6/2002 8:05:17 PM EST
As punishment for his disorderly conduct Mujibar is ordered to kick himself in the head.
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Link Posted: 6/6/2002 8:15:34 PM EST
Punjab remembers his session at the tailor: "Sure it feels a little tight, but I'm going to lose weight soon anyway... you say the seat of these pants is double-stitched, right?"
Link Posted: 6/6/2002 8:28:07 PM EST
Maybe if I put a boot on it, nobody will notice. coyote3
Link Posted: 6/6/2002 8:36:54 PM EST
Oh GoD!!! The cocaine was good. Time to march up and down the square till I come down.
Link Posted: 6/6/2002 8:52:46 PM EST
DAMN! I wish I hadn't taken that Viagra!
Link Posted: 6/6/2002 9:00:36 PM EST
"what the... this isn't MY leg!!"
Link Posted: 6/6/2002 9:01:47 PM EST
... "The peace talks failed?" ... "Both sides responded with hot tipped medium range missles?" ... "I'm outta here man!"
Link Posted: 6/6/2002 9:03:02 PM EST
On my way to the Ministry of Silly Walks.
Link Posted: 6/6/2002 9:06:19 PM EST
Damn, those guys are flexible.
Link Posted: 6/7/2002 3:43:05 AM EST
Originally Posted By HarryWombat: [img]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20020601/capt.1022924616.india_pakistan_xas101.jpg[/img]
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Radio City Music Hall announced today that the showgirl jobs formerly held by the famous Rockettes have been outsourced to a small village in India. ***** In a demonstration of its readiness for nuclear war with Pakistan, the Indian Army revealed today its crack Zombie Legions, a host of undead warriors prepared to march across radioactive battlefields and eat the brains of all survivors.
Link Posted: 6/7/2002 5:45:46 AM EST
Originally Posted By HarryWombat: [img]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20020601/capt.1022924616.india_pakistan_xas101.jpg[/img]
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"IT'S COMING RIGHT AT ME!!!!"
Link Posted: 6/7/2002 6:07:38 AM EST
Originally Posted By HarryWombat: [img]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20020601/capt.1022924616.india_pakistan_xas101.jpg[/img]
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Do you like my painted sole? *oh sheeeet im gonna fall backwards!*
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