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Posted: 6/3/2002 4:58:35 AM EDT
Link Posted: 6/3/2002 5:00:00 AM EDT
ooooops, that was a wet one
Link Posted: 6/3/2002 6:02:15 AM EDT
Imhotep Imhotep.....
Link Posted: 6/3/2002 10:37:30 AM EDT
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Ponyboy beat me to the draw!!!!!

[size=4]"Mujibar comes to the sudden realization that Hindus believe in reincarnation and Pakis believe that they're assured a place in paradise if they die in the name of Allah -[/size=4][size=5]AND THEY BOTH HAVE NUKES POINTED AT EACH OTHER!!!![/size=5]  

Link Posted: 6/3/2002 10:38:24 AM EDT
India, Land of Yoga and Assault Rifles
Link Posted: 6/3/2002 10:40:44 AM EDT
Anyone seen my horseshoe?
Link Posted: 6/3/2002 10:50:41 AM EDT
A) Let me have DECAF from now on! I am not sleeping well.

B) My new underwear are much too TIGHT!

C) "'Sorry', he says, 'I kicked too high...' Man that SMARTS!"
Link Posted: 6/3/2002 10:53:27 AM EDT
Yes, sir!  The bottom of my boot is clean, SIR!
Link Posted: 6/3/2002 11:26:58 AM EDT
Damn that one felt to wet.
Link Posted: 6/3/2002 11:27:26 AM EDT
Link Posted: 6/3/2002 11:33:56 AM EDT
Ok, now scratch my belly a little to the left, a little more, a little, aahhhh, right there!
Link Posted: 6/3/2002 11:48:28 AM EDT
"I picked the wrong day to give up sniffing glue..."

Link Posted: 6/3/2002 2:07:59 PM EDT
"Damn prosthetic leg, stuck again, and I hear the APC behind me..."
Link Posted: 6/6/2002 8:24:49 PM EDT
"If they had made you wear this funny hat and then shoved a Bayonet up your a**, you'd be marching like this too! Aye, yi, yi,yi!"
Link Posted: 6/6/2002 8:27:51 PM EDT

Great tag line....


Link Posted: 6/6/2002 8:29:53 PM EDT
Realizing too late that he forgot to change his leather thong, Sunil felt the unpleasant 'TWAAANNNNNNG' of leather snap against his prostate.
Link Posted: 6/6/2002 8:31:38 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/6/2002 8:37:34 PM EDT
I just smoked $50 worth of crack and drank a pile of Mountain Dew!
Link Posted: 6/6/2002 8:42:00 PM EDT
Mujibar just realized that this photo would be a dandy target for the next BRC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 6/6/2002 8:43:27 PM EDT
"Awww....schitt.... who left that there.... next step I take I'm getting dirty...."

"Oppps.... I just slipped on something...."

(If there was someone behind him.....)
"Who the heck kiked me in the ass.....oooo....I like it."

"Oh no.... I left the iron on...."

"What was that Err General.....you're sending us where to do what???"
Link Posted: 6/6/2002 9:05:17 PM EDT
As punishment for his disorderly conduct Mujibar is ordered to kick himself in the head.
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Link Posted: 6/6/2002 9:15:34 PM EDT
Punjab remembers his session at the tailor:

"Sure it feels a little tight, but I'm going to lose weight soon anyway... you say the seat of these pants is double-stitched, right?"
Link Posted: 6/6/2002 9:28:07 PM EDT
Maybe if I put a boot on it, nobody will notice.

Link Posted: 6/6/2002 9:36:54 PM EDT
Oh GoD!!! The cocaine was good. Time to march up and down the square till I come down.
Link Posted: 6/6/2002 9:52:46 PM EDT
DAMN! I wish I hadn't taken that Viagra!
Link Posted: 6/6/2002 10:00:36 PM EDT
"what the... this isn't MY leg!!"
Link Posted: 6/6/2002 10:01:47 PM EDT
... "The peace talks failed?"

... "Both sides responded with hot tipped medium range missles?"

... "I'm outta here man!"
Link Posted: 6/6/2002 10:03:02 PM EDT
On my way to the Ministry of Silly Walks.
Link Posted: 6/6/2002 10:06:19 PM EDT
Damn, those guys are flexible.
Link Posted: 6/7/2002 4:43:05 AM EDT
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Radio City Music Hall announced today that the showgirl jobs formerly held by the famous Rockettes have been outsourced to a small village in India.


In a demonstration of its readiness for nuclear war with Pakistan, the Indian Army revealed today its crack Zombie Legions, a host of undead warriors prepared to march across radioactive battlefields and eat the brains of all survivors.
Link Posted: 6/7/2002 6:45:46 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/7/2002 7:07:38 AM EDT
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Do you like my painted sole? *oh sheeeet im gonna fall backwards!*
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