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Posted: 7/1/2003 11:44:44 AM EST
[Last Edit: 7/1/2003 11:45:30 AM EST by captainpooby]
For those that don't know, I am Canadian. In the interests of not being too serious about ourselves....bring 'em on!
Link Posted: 7/1/2003 12:25:24 PM EST
Hows 'bout a nice game of Beer Hunter, ehhh? Towel off you hoser, you loose!!!
Link Posted: 7/1/2003 12:35:10 PM EST
Reminds me of Craig Kilborn interviewing Mike Myers with his five questions "Question number 3, Mike: Canada. What happened?"
Link Posted: 7/1/2003 12:37:16 PM EST
I have actually played beer hunter.
Link Posted: 7/1/2003 12:55:06 PM EST
Q: What's the difference between a Canadian girl and a cow? A: 4 lbs Q: What's the difference between a Canadian girl and trash? A: Trash gets taken out once a week. 1st man: Only two things come from Canada - hockey players and prostitutes. 2nd man: Hey! My wife is Canadian! 1st man: So, what team does she play for?
Link Posted: 7/1/2003 12:57:17 PM EST
Originally Posted By captainpooby: I have actually played beer hunter.
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Sounds fun. What is the game of beer hunter?
Link Posted: 7/1/2003 1:01:04 PM EST
Its russian roulette with a six pack a la the movie Deer Hunter. You shake the shit out of one can and then mix em up. Pick one can at random, point it at your head and open it.
Link Posted: 7/1/2003 1:02:10 PM EST
Originally Posted By raven:
Originally Posted By captainpooby: I have actually played beer hunter.
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Sounds fun. What is the game of beer hunter?
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Take one can of beer from a six-pack and shake it up real hard, then put it back in with the others. Take a can of beer from the sixpack and open it next to your head "ala Russian Rhoulette" and keep drinking until someone gets sprayed.
Link Posted: 7/1/2003 1:03:58 PM EST
That is cool.
Link Posted: 7/1/2003 1:08:09 PM EST
Link Posted: 7/1/2003 1:16:12 PM EST
Link Posted: 7/1/2003 1:21:03 PM EST
The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart: 50° Fahrenheit (10° C) - Californians shiver uncontrollably; Canadians plant gardens. 35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C) - Italian Cars won't start; Canadians drive with the windows down. 32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C) - American water freezes, Canadian water gets thicker. 0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C) - New York City landlords finally turn on the heat; Canadians have the last cookout of the season. -60° Fahrenheit (-51° C) - Mt.St. Helens freezes; Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door. -100° Fahrenheit (-73° C) - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole; Canadians pull down their ear flaps. -173° Fahrenheit (-114° C) - Ethyl alcohol Freezes; Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg. -460° Fahrenheit (-273° C) - Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops; Canadians start saying "cold, eh?" -500° Fahrenheit (-295° C) - Hell freezes over. The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup. _________________________________________________________________
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