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Posted: 2/13/2013 6:27:26 PM EDT
move along
Link Posted: 2/13/2013 6:28:53 PM EDT
[#1]
I seen this earlier... somehow I don't think this thread will go like you want it to OP....

- Clint
Link Posted: 2/13/2013 6:29:31 PM EDT
[#2]
Dude

Link Posted: 2/13/2013 6:30:36 PM EDT
[#3]
Link Posted: 2/13/2013 6:33:18 PM EDT
[#4]
WTF?
Link Posted: 2/13/2013 6:34:19 PM EDT
[#5]
Am I in before the OP is banned?
Link Posted: 2/13/2013 6:35:05 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
I seen this earlier... somehow I don't think this thread will go like you want it to OP....

- Clint


I had to look away when I saw it on TV, just wanted to share the disgust
Link Posted: 2/13/2013 6:35:16 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
Am I in before the OP is banned?


It won't be long now......

- Clint

Link Posted: 2/13/2013 6:36:05 PM EDT
[#8]


Catchy
Link Posted: 2/13/2013 6:36:43 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
Am I in before the OP is banned?


Is it too far? This was broadcast on TV.
Link Posted: 2/13/2013 6:38:39 PM EDT
[#10]
IBTL?
Link Posted: 2/13/2013 6:41:01 PM EDT
[#11]
no balls...
Link Posted: 2/13/2013 6:42:48 PM EDT
[#12]
I'd post the dupe link from weeks ago, but it was nuked....


This will be too. It's just wrong.



Link Posted: 2/13/2013 6:42:58 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
move along


Link Posted: 2/13/2013 6:43:44 PM EDT
[#14]
That video is on YouTube without the asshole TV show guy chopping it all up.....if you want to see it.
Link Posted: 2/13/2013 6:44:00 PM EDT
[#15]
aflac?
Link Posted: 2/13/2013 6:44:11 PM EDT
[#16]
Link Posted: 2/13/2013 6:46:29 PM EDT
[#17]
pancakes





snorkle
Link Posted: 2/13/2013 6:47:53 PM EDT
[#18]
Is this a trail fart thread ?

If so then yes.
Link Posted: 2/13/2013 6:54:23 PM EDT
[#19]
I searched for quack like a duck and didnt find anything. What terms should I be using?
Link Posted: 2/13/2013 6:55:54 PM EDT
[#20]




Quoted:

I searched for quack like a duck and didnt find anything. What terms should I be using?


G.O.A.T. AND YOUR M.O.M.

Link Posted: 2/13/2013 6:57:11 PM EDT
[#21]
nevermind, found it

lol
Link Posted: 2/13/2013 6:57:49 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:

Quoted:
I searched for quack like a duck and didnt find anything. What terms should I be using?

G.O.A.T. AND YOUR M.O.M.


Be warned, some things you can't un-see
Link Posted: 2/13/2013 6:57:59 PM EDT
[#23]
That shit was insane.  Nasty but funny!


Way to represent Texas!
Link Posted: 2/13/2013 6:59:44 PM EDT
[#24]
Link Posted: 2/13/2013 7:03:50 PM EDT
[#25]
OMG
Link Posted: 2/13/2013 7:05:51 PM EDT
[#26]
Sorta dupe. The Tosh bit is new but someone posted the original quite a while back.



Still, what in the fuck?
Link Posted: 2/13/2013 7:17:05 PM EDT
[#27]
Link Posted: 2/13/2013 7:18:01 PM EDT
[#28]
Can we get a hint?



NM, found it.  Definitely obvious when you see it.

Link Posted: 2/13/2013 7:21:08 PM EDT
[#29]
Lyrics:


INSERT QUOTE TEXT

Can you quack


Can you quack like a duck when you suck


Can you buck like a horse when we fuck


Can you take every inch up your butt


Can you shit on my chest for good luck





Can you quack


Can you quack like a duck when you suck


Can you fart on my balls when we fuck


Can you stick your whole tongue up my butt


Can you shit on my chest for good luck


Can you quack


Can you quack like a duck when you suuuuuuck





You're old enough to suck


You're old enough to fuck


But you aint cute enough to where I want to knock you up


And if you swallow it whole can you take it up the butt


Now I might keep you around long enough to bust a nut





Well I want to knock you down


Cause I want to knock you up


All I really want to do is fuck you in the butt


Then you turn around and then you suck it up


While your girlfriend's behind me with her tongue right up my butt





Can you quack


Can you quack like a duck when you suck


Can you buck like a horse when we fuck


Can you take every inch up your butt


Can you shit on my chest for good luck





Can you quack


Can you quack like a duck when you suck


Can you fart on my balls when we fuck


Can you stick your whole tongue up my butt


Can you shit on my chest for good luck


Can you quack


Can you quack like a duck when you suuuuuuck





You're old enough to suck


You're old enough to fuck


But you aint clean enough to where I want to knock you up


Then you swallow what you sucked while you take it up the butt


Now I might keep you around long enough to bust a nut





Well I want to knock you down


Cause I want to knock you up


All I really want to do is fuck you in the butt


Then you turn around and then you suck it up


While your girlfriend's behind me with her tongue right up my butt






(c) 2007 Interscope Records, Jack Loticus, G.O.A.T AND YOUR M.O.M.







Link Posted: 2/13/2013 7:26:10 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
Lyrics:
INSERT QUOTE TEXT
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you buck like a horse when we fuck
Can you take every inch up your butt
Can you shit on my chest for good luck

Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you fart on my balls when we fuck
Can you stick your whole tongue up my butt
Can you shit on my chest for good luck
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suuuuuuck

You're old enough to suck
You're old enough to fuck
But you aint cute enough to where I want to knock you up
And if you swallow it whole can you take it up the butt
Now I might keep you around long enough to bust a nut

Well I want to knock you down
Cause I want to knock you up
All I really want to do is fuck you in the butt
Then you turn around and then you suck it up
While your girlfriend's behind me with her tongue right up my butt

Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you buck like a horse when we fuck
Can you take every inch up your butt
Can you shit on my chest for good luck

Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you fart on my balls when we fuck
Can you stick your whole tongue up my butt
Can you shit on my chest for good luck
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suuuuuuck

You're old enough to suck
You're old enough to fuck
But you aint clean enough to where I want to knock you up
Then you swallow what you sucked while you take it up the butt
Now I might keep you around long enough to bust a nut

Well I want to knock you down
Cause I want to knock you up
All I really want to do is fuck you in the butt
Then you turn around and then you suck it up
While your girlfriend's behind me with her tongue right up my butt

(c) 2007 Interscope Records, Jack Loticus, G.O.A.T AND YOUR M.O.M.




Wow, that's beautiful......such vivid imagery.
Link Posted: 2/13/2013 7:27:23 PM EDT
[#31]
no
Link Posted: 2/13/2013 8:13:36 PM EDT
[#32]
Is this a great country or what?
Link Posted: 2/13/2013 8:34:58 PM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
Is this a great country or what?


The south will rise again!

I think I saw that guy raise a little when he was getting that handy.
Link Posted: 2/13/2013 9:23:28 PM EDT
[#34]
I just threw up?
Link Posted: 2/13/2013 9:41:18 PM EDT
[#35]
Good to know people here keep up with Tosh.O
Link Posted: 2/13/2013 9:43:01 PM EDT
[#36]



Quoted:


Good to know people here keep up with Tosh.O


Sadly, we knew about it before Tosh.0.



 
Link Posted: 2/14/2013 5:39:00 PM EDT
[#37]
Good thing I didn't post this.  





I don't know whether to laugh or call a shrink




 
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