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Posted: 4/24/2002 8:39:50 AM EDT
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Better off to mosey on down to hell for a weekend bender or two than risk it... [;)]
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Posted: 4/24/2002 8:44:49 AM EDT
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Quoted: Better off to mosey on down to hell for a weekend bender or two than risk it... [;)] the_reject LOL!!!! One of my religious friends was complimenting me on having a rather tame weekend in Vegas. She told me that it's better to be good and make it to Heaven than go hog wild and go to hell. |
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Posted: 4/24/2002 8:45:06 AM EDT
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Can you sniff glue in Heaven? [%|]
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Posted: 4/24/2002 8:45:40 AM EDT
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Well, if it's a sin to drink, then everyone in my church is going to hell, because we drink wine every Sunday!
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Posted: 4/24/2002 8:46:34 AM EDT
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Uh-oh!
I'm afraid I have some rather unpleasant news for you! Eric The(I'llTellYouLater!)Hun[>]:)] |
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Posted: 4/24/2002 8:53:28 AM EDT
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Quoted: Well, if it's a sin to drink, then everyone in my church is going to hell, because we drink wine every Sunday! Doesn't the wine represent God's blood? Wouldn't that be different? |
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Posted: 4/24/2002 8:55:13 AM EDT
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yes, because by definition everything good is there. but only in moderation, you cant drink to excess.
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Posted: 4/24/2002 8:58:45 AM EDT
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Quoted: yes, because by definition everything good is there. but only in moderation, you cant drink to excess. Does that mean you could drink as much as you wanted, and never get drunk? I'm not sure if that is a blessing or a nightmare... the_reject |
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Posted: 4/24/2002 9:00:08 AM EDT
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Quoted: yes, because by definition everything good is there. but only in moderation, you cant drink to excess. Great, so would everything else that I like on Earth be in heaven, too? |
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Posted: 4/24/2002 9:01:53 AM EDT
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[polka beat]
In heaven there is no beer, That's why we drink it here, And when we're gone from here, All our friends will be drinking all the beer. [/polka beat] |
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Posted: 4/24/2002 9:02:53 AM EDT
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If your idea of heaven is Valhalla, then you can drink to your heart's content. It may even be mandatory. You may want to check with a Viking on this one...
[beer] -White Horse |
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Posted: 4/24/2002 9:04:49 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: yes, because by definition everything good is there. but only in moderation, you cant drink to excess. Does that mean you could drink as much as you wanted, and never get drunk? I'm not sure if that is a blessing or a nightmare... the_reject i dont know. whoever dies first, let the rest of us know, ok? |
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Posted: 4/24/2002 9:07:30 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: yes, because by definition everything good is there. but only in moderation, you cant drink to excess. Great, so would everything else that I like on Earth be in heaven, too? of course. but only if it's really good, no cheap swill. best of all, i am an ordained minister, so my word is good on this. [url]www.ulc.org[/url] trust me! |
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Posted: 4/24/2002 9:08:31 AM EDT
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I've been saved, and I believe that I'm going to Heaven.
But I really, [i]really[/i] hope I can still get my Jack Daniel's on the rocks there. What else am I going to drink after a day of golf and shooting? |
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Posted: 4/24/2002 9:13:09 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Great, so would everything else that I like on Earth be in heaven, too? of course. but only if it's really good, no cheap swill. best of all, i am an ordained minister, so my word is good on this. [url]www.ulc.org[/url] trust me! I mean fast cars, AR's, amusement parks, the love of a good woman, beaches, things that make me happy. Will all those things be in heaven? BTW, thanks lurker. You've made my morning. Peace, John |
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Posted: 4/24/2002 9:13:51 AM EDT
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I can assure you that there is no drinking alcohol in heaven; instead, everyone is provided with uninterupted booze intravenously.
That is why it is called heaven. |
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Posted: 4/24/2002 9:14:43 AM EDT
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If you are a veteran who fought in foreign wars and an American then you get to drink in heaven. Otherwise to bad. You see their are Marines at the Front Gates (of course there in dress Blues). And then you get to Micheal the ArcAngels part of town and thats where all the Americans hang out. Bars, Pubs, etc. I know this is the way it is because Americans are all the time going around saving everyone's ass down here on earth. And there is a limitless supply of BOB WILLS, Johnny Cash, and Willie Nelson, Plus lots and lots of Bluegrass.
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Posted: 4/24/2002 9:16:12 AM EDT
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Quoted: Can you party in heaven? Some people say yes, others are calling it a sin to drink. What do you say? Let's see, AR's, plenty of ammo, same wife for 20 some odd years, house paid for. This must be heaven, and I'm having a beer! |
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Posted: 4/24/2002 9:19:57 AM EDT
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Oh yeah you can drink in Heaven. You can also count all of your old teeth with the tooth fairy, play poker with a Sasquatch, jump rope with angels....all sorts of neat-o things to do.
I'm looking forward to blowing big pretty bubbles with leprechauns while riding bare back on unicorns too!![%|] |
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Posted: 4/24/2002 9:28:58 AM EDT
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Quoted: Oh yeah you can drink in Heaven. You can also count all of your old teeth with the tooth fairy, play poker with a Sasquatch, jump rope with angels....all sorts of neat-o things to do. I'm looking forward to blowing big pretty bubbles with leprechauns while riding bare back on unicorns too!![%|] Damn, dude. Are you shroomming or something? must be some really good drugs. |
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Posted: 4/24/2002 9:39:00 AM EDT
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Quoted: I mean fast cars, AR's, amusement parks, the love of a good woman, beaches, things that make me happy. Will all those things be in heaven? yes, anything that makes you really happy and doesnt actually hurt anyone. sunsets, the feel of mud between your toes on a warm summer day, guns never break except if you like to fix them, that clean smell after a rain. ive heard that dog heaven (chasing squirrels) is actually squirrel hell. Quoted: BTW, thanks lurker. You've made my morning. Peace, John and you just made mine! |
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Posted: 4/24/2002 10:06:44 AM EDT
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wonder if theres guns in heaven?
i think so |
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Posted: 4/24/2002 10:10:52 AM EDT
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Sure there is.
...and ponies, and cotton candy, Martians, flying elephants, etc. |
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Posted: 4/24/2002 10:30:17 AM EDT
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AlkeeHall is for sissies..up there they got something..much more potent
and it flows like water.... |
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Posted: 4/24/2002 10:38:38 AM EDT
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Quoted: [polka beat] In heaven there is no beer, That's why we drink it here, And when we're gone from here, All our friends will be drinking all the beer. [/polka beat] Ya beat me to it, Malpaso. [:)] Then again, didn't Benjamin Franklin say, "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."? Maybe there will be beer in heaven, after all. |
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Posted: 4/24/2002 10:46:44 AM EDT
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9DivDoc Wrote:
AlkeeHall is for sissies..up there they got something..much more potent and it flows like water.... That is very clever. Ben |
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Posted: 4/24/2002 10:51:31 AM EDT
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Quoted: Can you party in heaven? But of course, otherwise it would be called hell. |
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Posted: 4/24/2002 11:04:52 AM EDT
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Guys, I don't know about heaven or hell...and I don't want to wait and find out. I do everything right now and here on earth. I drink as much as I want, enjoy life, and if I ever want anything I still can get it (with a little hard work). In Heaven, the only thing good about is that you don't have to get up every morning to go to your 9 to 5 job.
As a matter of fact I will party tonight! [beer] |
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Posted: 4/24/2002 11:11:07 AM EDT
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Any day above ground is a great day!
True. AR_Rifle |
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Posted: 4/24/2002 12:05:48 PM EDT
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Quoted: AlkeeHall is for sissies..up there they got something..much more potent and it flows like water.... Can you enlighten me to what you are talking about? |
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Posted: 4/24/2002 12:28:23 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: yes, because by definition everything good is there. but only in moderation, you cant drink to excess. Great, so would everything else that I like on Earth be in heaven, too? of course. but only if it's really good, no cheap swill. best of all, i am an ordained minister, so my word is good on this. [url]www.ulc.org[/url] trust me! I've got a liberal puke "friend" who claims that this so called church in which he is also an ordained minister is going to allow him to legally dodge the next draft. I don't buy it. |
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Posted: 4/24/2002 12:40:03 PM EDT
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Only the infidel Americans can drink alcohol in heaven, everyone else is excluded, especially the [b]Arabs[/b], they have a special room where lots of virgins await them.
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Posted: 4/24/2002 12:57:38 PM EDT
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If there is no drinking in heaven I'm not going...
If there are no shooting ranges in heaven, I'm not going.... If there are no poolhalls in heaven, I'm not going... If I can't fly gliders in heaven, I'm not going... Aww hell, I'm probably not going anyway so why worry about it :-) Anybody have a handbasket I could borrow? |
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Posted: 4/24/2002 1:38:58 PM EDT
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Jesus himself said he would drink with us in heaven:
"I tell you, I will not drink of this fruit of the vine from now on until that day when I drink it anew with you in my Father's kingdom." |
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Posted: 4/24/2002 1:59:01 PM EDT
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Amen, Brother BTP, it's called the [b]'Wedding Feast of the Lamb.'[/b]
Right here, I would ordinarily launch into a sermon, but I think not today! Eric The(InvitedGuestsMustRSVP!)Hun[>]:)] |
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Posted: 4/24/2002 2:33:33 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Oh yeah you can drink in Heaven. You can also count all of your old teeth with the tooth fairy, play poker with a Sasquatch, jump rope with angels....all sorts of neat-o things to do. I'm looking forward to blowing big pretty bubbles with leprechauns while riding bare back on unicorns too!![%|] Damn, dude. Are you shroomming or something? must be some really good drugs. That's odd...I always thought serious drugs would be the only explanation as to why anyone would actually believe in heaven. No drugs here.....I just leave fantasy land to the children and the brainwashed. |
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Posted: 4/24/2002 2:39:42 PM EDT
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Heaven?
Isn't it eternal happiness? Than I must be intoxicated ALL the time. |
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Posted: 4/24/2002 2:39:56 PM EDT
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Quoted: I've got a liberal puke "friend" who claims that this so called church in which he is also an ordained minister is going to allow him to legally dodge the next draft. I don't buy it. quaker, maybe? it does say in the bible "thou shalt not kill". some people take that very, very literally. he may just possibly be sincere, ask him about it. |
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Posted: 4/24/2002 3:09:01 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: I've got a liberal puke "friend" who claims that this so called church in which he is also an ordained minister is going to allow him to legally dodge the next draft. I don't buy it. quaker, maybe? it does say in the bible "thou shalt not kill". some people take that very, very literally. he may just possibly be sincere, ask him about it. I was talking about this: [url]http://www.ulc.org/[/url] |
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Posted: 4/24/2002 3:55:11 PM EDT
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I know I'm going ,so I sure hope so! I also think that health food will be chocolate, nicotine will be good for you, and people who exercise all the time will put on fat!
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Posted: 4/24/2002 5:46:52 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I've got a liberal puke "friend" who claims that this so called church in which he is also an ordained minister is going to allow him to legally dodge the next draft. I don't buy it. quaker, maybe? it does say in the bible "thou shalt not kill". some people take that very, very literally. he may just possibly be sincere, ask him about it. I was talking about this: [url]http://www.ulc.org/[/url] Yippee!!!!!!!!! I just became a Reverand of the Universal Life Church.....AND....I have the documentation to back it up!!! Yeeeeeee Hawwwwwww!!!!! Anyone want to get married? Divorced? Let me know....I'm AR15.coms newest holy man and I'm here to serve. Woooooo Hooooooo!!!!! My credentials are legit and I'd be happy to forward them to you prior to conducting your cerimony....legal in ALL 50 states!!! |
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Posted: 4/24/2002 9:41:27 PM EDT
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Will there be Mogan David in Heaven Oh Lord, we'd all like to know Will there be Mogan David in Heaven If there's not, Who the Hell wants to go...... The Doors of the Mission are open at seven and the soup will be ready about nine right now its four thirty, their ragged and dirty their standin, and sitten, and laying in line |
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Posted: 4/24/2002 9:45:58 PM EDT
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Quoted: Can you party in heaven? Some people say yes, others are calling it a sin to drink. What do you say? You won't want to. |
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Posted: 4/25/2002 6:45:31 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: I've got a liberal puke "friend" who claims that this so called church in which he is also an ordained minister is going to allow him to legally dodge the next draft. I don't buy it. I was talking about this: [url]http://www.ulc.org/[/url] i dont see anything about dodging the draft on their web page. and while i dont take them, or my "ordination" seriously, i dont see anything objectionable in their tenets: "We ask only that you promote the freedom of religion and do that which is right and it is up to the individual to determine what is right, as long as it does not infringe on the rights of others and is within the law." |
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Posted: 4/25/2002 8:16:09 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Can you party in heaven? Some people say yes, others are calling it a sin to drink. What do you say? You won't want to. I'd still like to enjoy some Earthly pleasures. |
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Posted: 4/25/2002 9:23:58 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Can you party in heaven? Some people say yes, others are calling it a sin to drink. What do you say? You won't want to. I'd still like to enjoy some Earthly pleasures. Answer, sin is anything YOU know or believe is wrong.. Its varies from peoson to person, its not healty to judge when most of us practic the same. Ok with that said You guys are funny. It won't be physical its spiritual. I'm sincere in saying this, what I deem cool in this world, won't compare with the profoundness of being with my Father and Lord. But since I'm here pass the ammo, and lets blast something, yes I still fight with the flesh |
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