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Posted: 9/24/2005 12:21:41 PM EDT
Bob the Enzyte guy… can we please get somebody to shoot him in the crotch with a bazooka.

I hate those stupid %&#@*&! commercials.
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 12:24:18 PM EDT
can i assume it did not work for ya...

Link Posted: 9/24/2005 12:24:26 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 12:24:27 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/24/2005 12:24:46 PM EDT by haloemt]
I like my crotch just the way it is thank you very much!
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 12:24:42 PM EDT
Shit, by the title I thought someone was on to me.
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 12:25:09 PM EDT
I love the Enzyte commercials. I like the Capital One commercials too.....

"We all say no, but I hear you sometimes say yes Sharon....."



Link Posted: 9/24/2005 12:25:23 PM EDT
Who's Bob?
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 12:26:20 PM EDT
Whew!!!

I was wondering what in the world I did to piss you off.
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 12:27:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By cjklekar:
Who's Bob?



What about Bob?
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 12:27:23 PM EDT
i like the commercials...they're pretty funny.
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 12:28:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
jealous?



Please… have you seen Mrs. Bob.

And I got to keep from tripping on it in the shower anyway… don’t you.
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 12:29:50 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 12:30:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Max_Mike:

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
jealous?



Please… have you seen Mrs. Bob.

And I got to keep from tripping on it in the shower anyway… don’t you.




Link Posted: 9/24/2005 12:30:52 PM EDT
Bob's the man!

Since calling Enzyte, Bob is living large and stepping easy! He is the standard by which "everyman" should lead their life!
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 12:31:20 PM EDT
It took me a while to figure out what those commercials are about.
Frued would have a field day with them.
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 12:34:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By cjklekar:
Who's Bob?


The host with the most, you might say...
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 12:34:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Max_Mike:

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
jealous?



Please… have you seen Mrs. Bob.

And I got to keep from tripping on it in the shower anyway… don’t you.



That's Mrs. Bob's breasts you are tripping over.
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 12:40:55 PM EDT
This..... is Bob
http://images.usatoday.com/news/healthscience/health/_photos/2002-04-18-inside-enzyte.jpg

Bob now has a new air of confidence.....
Bob now swings a BIG club.....
Bob enjoys working with wood......

yada yada yada


And I'm Ouut!
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 12:41:32 PM EDT
A friend of mine says that crap is a rip! Poor sucker.
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 12:44:07 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 12:47:12 PM EDT
Hey pencildick!!!
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 12:49:22 PM EDT
take a Pill to get a erection,,,,what a Bummer,,,,and the commercial SUX!
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 12:53:20 PM EDT
My friend doesn't like to talk about it.
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 12:56:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 10mmFan:
My friend doesn't like to talk about it.



Then how did you know?

Voice in your head?
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 1:31:48 PM EDT
New Bob...



Lootin' large...
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 1:32:35 PM EDT
Just an old buddy. I care about my friends!!! And their sex life. Their happiness. Insecurities.....whatever. You guys should be more like me!
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 1:39:30 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Max_Mike:

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
jealous?



Please… have you seen Mrs. Bob.

And I got to keep from tripping on it in the shower anyway… don’t you.


So just what exactly are you doing in the shower with Bob to be tripping over Bob's d!ck?
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 1:42:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Hedonist:
New Bob...

i12.photobucket.com/albums/a213/xmya55/bob.jpg

Lootin' large...


Link Posted: 9/24/2005 1:51:49 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/24/2005 1:53:00 PM EDT by RiffRandall]

Originally Posted By CZ75_9MM:

Originally Posted By cjklekar:
Who's Bob?



What about Bob?



Praise His sweet name....or burn in slacklessness trying not to......The one true Bob

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