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Arrrrrrr!!! Surrender ye booty, wench!
Batten the hatches! Furl the mainsail! Stow the bizzenmast! Moneyshot the actress! Center the rudder!! |
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LOL
That's funny as shit. Searching for the magical sceptre!!! Hilarious. |
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HaHaHa.....
I was on it when I was a kid....I loved the movie "The Bounty" (what kid wouldn't with all them naked native bewbies!) it was really cool... I'll have to try and get a copy of that movie, and check it out! |
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don't ask how I know this, but that movie is so far the best selling porn ever in terms of copies/release time and is poised to be the best selling porn ever. No I have not seen it own it or ordered it. I've been good.
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skig skagt fellbidedepping didteedote, shipmates
triangle you got a barrel, i've crossed the equator, slap that t-bar home. i got some colt clips. |
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T-bar. I loved that..... anyone find out the real deal on him? There are guys here who are pretty good at tracking down a vets' bona fides. |
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Shipmate, I'm a 10 point vet and I've got some colt clips. SP1 been in the family for three generations. Can ye smell it?
Where is the link to that thread? |
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Arrr!!!
We be here for the booty!!! Arrr!!!! Can ye smell it??? (Nobody should really be asking about smells with a porn movie....yuk...) Avast there and set upon the wenches, me boy-o!!! ETA -- Who is the chick on the far left of that picture? She has a gorgeous face. |
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Most say Janine. BigDozer66 |
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you f'ing kidding me. That's Janine. Prolly the hottest piece of blonde ass in the industry before Devon came around. How I know that, don't ask.
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bought a bootleg copy yesterday for 6 yuan, but haven't watched it yet. janine is the big star on the jacket.
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[Anchorman]...well you're just a dirty pirate hooker, why don't you go back to your home on WHORE ISLAND[Anchorman]
I wanna see a pirate hooker movie. Or a pirae porn. Or whatever this would genre this would fall under Arrrrrrrrrrr |
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Cast overview, first billed only:
Jesse Jane .... Jules Carmen Luvana .... Isabella Janine Lindemulder .... Serena (as Janine) Devon .... Madelyn Teagan .... Christina (as Teagan Presley) As listed on the credits. What order are they in on the cover? BigDozer66 |
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I don't get it. |
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BigDozer66 It's you??? Well, you are very attractive, though I don't agree with your career choice. |
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I assume you are responding to my question. I don't watch porn so I don't know who these people are. The only porn star name I know is Jenna Jameson, and that only because some young man was discussing a movie starring this "really hot chick". "So Jenna is in this outfit right, and then she lifts up her skirt and the devil gets on his knees..." "Uh" I interrupt uncomfortably "Exactly what kind of movies does this 'Jenna' make, son?" "She's a porn star, dude! Don't you know anything??" Not when it comes to porn. |
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its janine folks. |
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I hear you. ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRr. |
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Well blow me down...matey!!! |
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Perhaps they should have named the film: Booty on the Bounty!
We will sail around the horn, mister Christian! We WILL sail around the horn!! |
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What can I say. I don't watch the stuff, so I don't know what it all entails. Thus I imagine I am missing a lot of jokes. |
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16 men on a dead man's chest...yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
Think "pearl necklace"... |
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Well I guess we'll both will miss this movie........ |
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What does a piece of jewelry have to do with any of this?? Wait..... Don't tell me. I have no idea what it means, but I am pretty sure I am a happier man for not knowing the answer. And before this gets really bad, I probably ough to before something really bad happens. |
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Apparently. But for entirely different reasons. That's called coalition building.... |
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Come on now matey, you know ye wants to know. |
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You need to get out of the house more there John.....how are you going to fight sin !!?? |
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Maybe the pirate should look in the booty for the scepter? If he's not careful, he'll end up with a poopdeck full of seamen!
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There are two types of "getting out more". There is the type of getting out more that involves shooting ranges and learning, and then there is the type of getting out more that turns a person into this: *SHUDDER* Not me, bubba. I will kill myself first. |
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Damn, that pic....uuuuuuuhuuuhhhhhhhh Hard to tell where his shirt stops and he starts |
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I searched me intraweb and discovered some inspirational pirate music for ye gunners'
(In before someone says we're going to hell and the government should ban porn) www.fboo.com/records/mp3/Revival/Track_05.mp3 www.talklikeapirate.com/songs/wooden_ships_iron_men.mp3 www.difm.net/cnc/audio/worstpirate.mp3 |
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Scary thing is.....John admits never watching porn....AND has that picture ready at his disposal.
Things that make you go,"Hmmmmm". |
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No what's scary is......he found that picture on this board. |
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If I woke up next to that....I'd shoot myself too .... |
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Magic scepter........that should have given it away right there....
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Or that make you think he saw that New Jersey thread: www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=427045 |
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I don't care if she's a porn star, but I'd knock the dogsnot out of Teagan.
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Carmen Luvana and Teagan can search for my magical scepter all they want...
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I dont watch porn, but I love pirate flicks. might have to sneek this one into movie night with the wife
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here's a movie for ya... video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5287923221379454487&q=guido |
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