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9/22/2017 12:11:25 AM
Posted: 9/4/2001 1:27:20 PM EDT
This would be a fight to the finish, winner takes all, no holds barred? [smoke][smash]
Link Posted: 9/4/2001 1:30:43 PM EDT
Patricide is illegal in Florida.
Link Posted: 9/4/2001 1:30:54 PM EDT
Why the hell would she try? He works for her. Who the hell do you think torched Waco??? GODZIRRA!!!
Link Posted: 9/4/2001 1:35:41 PM EDT
[Will Ferrell]You better watch it, bub, or you're gonna get it, Reno-style![Will Ferrell]
Link Posted: 9/4/2001 1:40:04 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/4/2001 1:41:25 PM EDT
Originally Posted By retrodog: Why the hell would she try? He works for her. Who the hell do you think torched Waco??? GODZIRRA!!!
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You mean GODZIPPO? [smoke]
Link Posted: 9/4/2001 1:43:17 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/4/2001 1:44:02 PM EDT by ECS]
Godzilla's got bigger teeth but I think Reno's got the larger limbs.... Edited to include; Plus if Godzilla starts getting the best her she can always call in the FBI!
Link Posted: 9/4/2001 1:48:52 PM EDT
She would just open her legs to reveil her rancid, tuna shooting cooch, godzilla would be reduced to a harmless salamander. BrenLover
Link Posted: 9/4/2001 3:14:17 PM EDT
In an ugly contest, Janet wins hands down.
Link Posted: 9/4/2001 3:25:03 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/4/2001 3:45:30 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/4/2001 3:45:39 PM EDT by LTVN68]
If she bent over just right, he could probably take her in the doggy style position.....but she would still win in the end as Godzilla died of multiple unknown STD's....that's Sexually Transmitted Diseases for those of you from Loma Linda. What a way for Janet to lose her virginity. I bet there would be complaints from PETA over cruelty to animals. Maybe Janet could put a paper bag over her head during the event so as not to scare Godzilla. Maybe even two bags in case one blew off. Poor Godzilla!!!
Link Posted: 9/4/2001 3:47:48 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/4/2001 3:50:17 PM EDT
Let's see... What's the difference between Godzilla and Janet "Shake and Bake" Reno? One is a scaly-skinned building-torching people-stomping monster. The other one is a Japanese sci-fi lizard.
Link Posted: 9/4/2001 4:40:43 PM EDT
Why am I reading this thread?
Link Posted: 9/4/2001 6:31:59 PM EDT
You read it because you like it. Everyone likes it. We are just a bunch of sickos.
Link Posted: 9/4/2001 6:37:27 PM EDT
Compared to ol` stank dyke Reno, Godzilla is a pussy. Unless you're talking about South Park's Godzilla which is Barb Streisand, in which case they would probably run off and get married.
Link Posted: 9/4/2001 7:16:21 PM EDT
Originally Posted By biggun: We are just a bunch of sickos.
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Hey! I resemble that remark.
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