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Posted: 10/3/2005 6:04:09 PM EDT
.....................................barefoot and cooking in the kitchen!!!!!!!!!!

Stuff on the stove, stuff on the table, stuff everywhere.

I asked her if she needed any help. She said there was something in the oven.

I opened the oven door and found the pregnancy test: POSITIVE!!!

Number 5 is on the way.

Link Posted: 10/3/2005 6:04:58 PM EDT
congrats!
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 6:05:57 PM EDT
Name him Johnny.

Link Posted: 10/3/2005 6:06:24 PM EDT
No.5!

Just kiddin' ya, congrats!!!
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 6:08:11 PM EDT
Congratulations

Link Posted: 10/3/2005 6:09:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By QUIB:
No.5!





+5

Link Posted: 10/3/2005 6:11:07 PM EDT
Congrats!
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 6:11:40 PM EDT
Congrats.

Link Posted: 10/3/2005 6:13:04 PM EDT
Five !?! Don't you know by now what causes that?

Link Posted: 10/3/2005 6:13:09 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/3/2005 6:14:35 PM EDT by JS98010]
That's no excuse for not making sammiches!


Congrats.

ETA: WTF was a pregnancy test doing in the oven? You do know how she "activated" the test stick, right? Hint: she didn't just wave it around.
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 6:13:17 PM EDT
Number five!?!?!?!?

Figure out what was causing that yet?
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 6:14:08 PM EDT
FIVE!?

Dude, that a litter!

Congrats!


CMOS
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 6:14:57 PM EDT
HOLY CRAP!
Congrats!


Hey you know how to load the dishwasher?


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Get the old lady drunk! budump bump!
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 6:15:10 PM EDT
you have got to LOVE The nesting phase. Our fourth is due mid-december and my wife just entered the "nesting" period.

Multiple course meals when I arrive home, house completely spotless, she's horny all the time, it's crazy......

then there's the enforced 6 week drought after the child and when all your life goes to hell and the house looks like a bomb hit while you adjust to the new little ones

I love little babies but that first few weeks sucks all ass...
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 6:17:02 PM EDT



Link Posted: 10/3/2005 6:20:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JS98010:

ETA: WTF was a pregnancy test doing in the oven? You do know how she "activated" the test stick, right? Hint: she didn't just wave it around.



Congrats

You know.. like "One in the oven" Baby in the belly
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 6:20:34 PM EDT
Just what do you think your doing.



Trying to field your own platoon??


The only reason why I had three kids...............................

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is because I did not want FOUR....


Congrats on the news...


Buzz.
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 6:21:34 PM EDT
Congrats!

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 6:24:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Justa_TXguy:
Five !?! Don't you know by now what causes that?




We think we have narrowed it down. Now, if I could just figure out what causes 'black rifle disease', I could make a fortune from your wives 'curing' all you guys.
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 6:26:40 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/3/2005 6:27:41 PM EDT by thompsondd]

Originally Posted By Buzzstrike:
Just what do you think your doing.

Trying to field your own platoon??

Buzz.



If you saw my wife, you would know that I am trying for a whole division.

Link Posted: 10/3/2005 6:28:02 PM EDT
you ever find out whats casuing that?
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 6:29:41 PM EDT
Basketball team today, platoon tomorrow! Congrats.
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 6:30:15 PM EDT
congrats. did you buy his first rifle for him yet ?
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 6:30:52 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 6:31:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Older_Crow:
Basketball team today, platoon tomorrow! Congrats.



More like a cheerleading squad. First four are girls. My wife is already wondering if I shot the balls off this one too?
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 6:32:01 PM EDT
Almost...

Link Posted: 10/3/2005 6:32:25 PM EDT
Congrats.
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 6:32:58 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 6:34:44 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/3/2005 6:36:03 PM EDT by thompsondd]

Originally Posted By meltdown:
congrats. did you buy his first rifle for him yet ?



Him? Him? (jk)

If it is a 'he', he will grow up feeling like Davey Crocket at the Alamo since 'he' will already have 4 older sisters.

A boy would be nice, but I am just hoping for 10 fingers, 10 toes, and for both mom and baby to be healthy and well. If that happens, my prayers will be answered and my dreams come true.

If there is a stem on the apple, well, that would just be an added bonus.
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 6:34:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By thompsondd:

Originally Posted By Older_Crow:
Basketball team today, platoon tomorrow! Congrats.



More like a cheerleading squad. First four are girls. My wife is already wondering if I shot the balls off this one too?



Congrats, got 4. 3 boys and the littlest is a girl. Hope this one is boy for ya.
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 6:35:47 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/3/2005 6:36:42 PM EDT by thompsondd]

Originally Posted By firedog51d:

Originally Posted By thompsondd:

Originally Posted By Older_Crow:
Basketball team today, platoon tomorrow! Congrats.



More like a cheerleading squad. First four are girls. My wife is already wondering if I shot the balls off this one too?



Congrats, got 4. 3 boys and the littlest is a girl. Hope this one is boy for ya.



She will NEVER date. You do know that don't you? If one ever does survive you first and 3 older brothers, he has earned his spot.

Congrats on the girl. Nothing like a girl to capture a guy's heart.
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 6:36:24 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 6:37:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Jarhead_22:
Hey, if you're happy, I'm happy for you.



VERY!

I just pray for them all to be safe and healthy, that's all.
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 6:42:54 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 6:45:17 PM EDT


She must be one helluva woman, or have a tremendous amount of patience!
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 6:47:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By petagunner:


She must be one helluva woman, or have a tremendous amount of patience!



She's puts up with me, so it must be BOTH!

I am a LUCKY man!!
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 6:49:32 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/3/2005 6:51:01 PM EDT by fxntime]

Originally Posted By QUIB:
No.5!

Just kiddin' ya, congrats!!!



Grats, and condolences.
My bro and his wife have #9 baking in the oven. They live in Amish country, it must be the water.
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 6:49:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Maxxx:
img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/maxxx_22/cigar.jpg



NO! He is quitting!
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 6:51:20 PM EDT
... Congratulations

... I'm one of five

... We drove our parents insane as well
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 6:53:48 PM EDT
Be fruitful and multiply!
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 6:54:17 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/3/2005 6:55:29 PM EDT by pathfinder74]
1 2 3 4 5
Congrats. Now get fixed.
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 7:37:12 PM EDT
<thompsondd> "Please be a boy, please be a boy, please be a boy</thompsondd>

CONGRATS!!! <-- for you, batgirl can't have any

Damn dude, you should have kept your cubicle on the other row. Our row is cursed. Seems like any guy who is married and sits there is gonna pro-create.

I know all you want is a healthy baby and 10 fingers and toes, but you need some more testosterone in that house!!!!!
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 7:40:13 PM EDT
Number 5!!! Are ya starting your own army or what???

Kidding aside, congrats!!!
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 7:45:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By out-a-ammo:
Name him Johnny.




(Short Circuit) Johnny 5. Yeah, that's cool!
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 7:46:17 PM EDT
Dude, I'd give you a courtesy bump, but you've obviously been doing too much of that lately...
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 7:48:21 PM EDT
Congrads

Link Posted: 10/3/2005 7:50:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By thompsondd:
... She said there was something in the oven.

I opened the oven door and found the pregnancy test: POSITIVE!!!




Originally Posted By zeekh: You know.. like "One in the oven" Baby in the belly



I guess it's kinda like an autoclave. . .

Link Posted: 10/3/2005 8:03:18 PM EDT
Who's is it?



Just kidding you bastard.....me and my wife have been trying for our first for awhile now with not much luck.....congrats!
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