Let me preface this with, yes, I am indeed a moron.
Long story short, I'm up on a roof, wind blows my ladder down, I convince myself I can hop onto the deck railing and then ninja-bounce down to the deck.
I never even hit the fucking railing. Hello, Deck.
Slight abrasion to my wrist and I seriously thought I broke my tailbone. The knee didn't even cross my mind for a while. Now my butt is fine, wrist is no problem, but my knee is shot.
Description of el problemo: Able to walk so long as knee remains bent. Extending the leg out or "locking the knee" is excruciating... if I extend it all the way, such as on stairs, the pain sort of "zaps" and my knee just buckles. Other than that, I can wiggle it around, get up from a chair, and climb stairs just fine, provided that the leg doesn't fully extend.
So what am I looking it... a sprain? ACL? Lyme disease? Leprosy?
I am completely inept when it comes to this sort of thing. The benefit of not being a jock in school is that I never had to deal with such injuries.
Any ideas? I'm out of town on business and working every day until July 11th. Doctor may not be an option.