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Posted: 4/22/2016 6:24:39 PM EDT
My Friend has left me in charge of watching his house hehehe!   I will be forever grateful for whom ever can help me out with making this funny.  I will be sending these photos to him while he is away haha.   Background info is he is a Firefighter and served in the Navy.

Link Posted: 4/22/2016 6:26:14 PM EDT
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In.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 6:27:00 PM EDT
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You sound... familiar..
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 6:27:27 PM EDT
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Hookers in the yard, blow on the patio....
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 6:27:55 PM EDT
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Thinking that at a minimum, Lootie, Nuke Boy, and the Aardvark make an appearance.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 6:29:36 PM EDT
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Need a living room picture so someone can photoshop hookers, blow, and liquor bottles thrown about.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 6:30:18 PM EDT
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If he's a firefighter - a pic of the house burnt to a crisp will raise his blood pressure
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 6:30:54 PM EDT
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eh in on one, it has potential
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 6:31:14 PM EDT
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by the way IN
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 6:33:04 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/22/2016 6:38:30 PM EDT
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Best i could do. I did it on my phone.




Link Posted: 4/22/2016 6:39:34 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/22/2016 6:43:17 PM EDT
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The fire was extinguished pretty quickly. The worst part is just smoke damage.



Link Posted: 4/22/2016 6:46:37 PM EDT
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The fire was extinguished pretty quickly. The worst part is just smoke damage.

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Nice...needs moar cherries and berries out in the street though....
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 6:46:45 PM EDT
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These are surprisingly easy on an android.



Link Posted: 4/22/2016 6:47:30 PM EDT
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Bring on the tender love.
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This thread needs your help!
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 6:49:19 PM EDT
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In on 1
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 6:51:18 PM EDT
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Not photoshop. Will MSpaint do?

Link Posted: 4/22/2016 6:51:54 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/22/2016 6:52:27 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/22/2016 6:52:30 PM EDT
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The fire was extinguished pretty quickly. The worst part is just smoke damage.

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HAHA NICE!  

Keep them comming Gents,
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 6:54:55 PM EDT
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My Wife loves this one so far haha!
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 6:58:25 PM EDT
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Post a pic of his kitchen or some interior shot for max lulz.  Outside is kinda boring.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 7:08:43 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/22/2016 7:10:06 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/22/2016 7:11:59 PM EDT
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IN  
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 7:21:06 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/22/2016 7:33:02 PM EDT
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WINNER
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 7:35:46 PM EDT
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In and tag
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 7:40:22 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/22/2016 7:40:31 PM EDT
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So text him/her:  Hey I figured out what that funny smell is.  It smells like electrical.  Did you have any work done recently?  I'll check it out after I get back from the movies... (bar/pool hall/whatever).

Ignore all incoming texts.

Text2:  Dude!  I hooked up with this hot chick!  Pics to follo!. (Follow with no pics).

Ignore any incoming texts.

Text 3:  (the next day, say mid morning) hOly Fuck.  You have insurance coverage, right?  

Do not respond to any more texts until late afternoon.

ETA:  I'm house-sitting also.  If the people you are house-sitting for are over-protective of their pets, you can text stuff like "If the cat got out, where do you think it might go?" then ignore all incoming texts.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 7:41:38 PM EDT
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Some good ones already posted.

Tag for even more potential
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 7:42:37 PM EDT
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They did not leave me the keys.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 7:49:42 PM EDT
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Fire.



The image needs  fire in the background, the grinning  girl from FireStarter, and maybe a cameo  of LOOTIE  in front yard..
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 7:50:47 PM EDT
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Needs an Atom bomb going off in the background.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 7:54:20 PM EDT
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I 3> this place.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 7:59:09 PM EDT
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So text him/her:  Hey I figured out what that funny smell is.  It smells like electrical.  Did you have any work done recently?  I'll check it out after I get back from the movies... (bar/pool hall/whatever).

Ignore all incoming texts.

Text2:  Dude!  I hooked up with this hot chick!  Pics to follo!. (Follow with no pics).

Ignore any incoming texts.

Text 3:  (the next day, say mid morning) hOly Fuck.  You have insurance coverage, right?  

Do not respond to any more texts until late afternoon.

ETA:  I'm house-sitting also.  If the people you are house-sitting for are over-protective of their pets, you can text stuff like "If the cat got out, where do you think it might go?" then ignore all incoming texts.
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Great idea
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 8:03:40 PM EDT
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Ginger Bread Man, Christmas lights and snow.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 8:12:16 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/22/2016 8:18:02 PM EDT
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One cannot  effectively  'House-Sit' without  the KEYS.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 8:29:55 PM EDT
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One cannot  effectively  'House-Sit' without  the KEYS.
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Ya that would be keeping an eye on the place.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 8:34:32 PM EDT
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text him "what are friends for"


Link Posted: 4/22/2016 8:36:36 PM EDT
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since you don't have the keyhs and can't really "house sit".  You need a shopped version with lots of flames and a fire truck to send him with a line of txt to read..... "you should have left the keys".
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 8:43:08 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/22/2016 8:54:10 PM EDT
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Heavy 6 needs to deploy!
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 9:02:04 PM EDT
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So tagged for the dragon and fire photos.  
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 9:25:04 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/22/2016 9:37:00 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/22/2016 9:41:31 PM EDT
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tag
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Link Posted: 4/22/2016 9:41:35 PM EDT
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<a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/user/aadkins2/media/house3_zps7cf7h7xe.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v682/aadkins2/house3_zps7cf7h7xe.jpg</a>
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Magnificent!
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