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Posted: 4/22/2016 6:24:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/22/2016 6:25:57 PM EDT by Midnit]
My Friend has left me in charge of watching his house hehehe! I will be forever grateful for whom ever can help me out with making this funny. I will be sending these photos to him while he is away haha. Background info is he is a Firefighter and served in the Navy.

Link Posted: 4/22/2016 6:26:14 PM EDT
In.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 6:27:00 PM EDT
You sound... familiar..
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 6:27:27 PM EDT
Hookers in the yard, blow on the patio....
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 6:27:55 PM EDT
Thinking that at a minimum, Lootie, Nuke Boy, and the Aardvark make an appearance.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 6:29:36 PM EDT
Need a living room picture so someone can photoshop hookers, blow, and liquor bottles thrown about.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 6:30:18 PM EDT
If he's a firefighter - a pic of the house burnt to a crisp will raise his blood pressure
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 6:30:54 PM EDT
eh in on one, it has potential
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 6:31:14 PM EDT
by the way IN
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 6:33:04 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 6:38:30 PM EDT
Best i could do. I did it on my phone.




Link Posted: 4/22/2016 6:39:34 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 6:43:17 PM EDT
The fire was extinguished pretty quickly. The worst part is just smoke damage.



Link Posted: 4/22/2016 6:46:37 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By BikerNut:
The fire was extinguished pretty quickly. The worst part is just smoke damage.

http://www.greatanswers.com/personal/Damage.jpg

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Nice...needs moar cherries and berries out in the street though....
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 6:46:45 PM EDT
These are surprisingly easy on an android.



Link Posted: 4/22/2016 6:47:30 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By mfingar:
Bring on the tender love.
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This thread needs your help!
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 6:49:19 PM EDT
In on 1
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 6:51:18 PM EDT
Not photoshop. Will MSpaint do?

Link Posted: 4/22/2016 6:51:54 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By BikerNut:
The fire was extinguished pretty quickly. The worst part is just smoke damage.

http://www.greatanswers.com/personal/Damage.jpg

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HAHA NICE!

Keep them comming Gents,
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 6:54:55 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Accidental:
Not photoshop. Will MSpaint do?

http://i1210.photobucket.com/albums/cc403/AccidentalG/FIFY/4i39gh.png
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My Wife loves this one so far haha!
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 6:58:25 PM EDT
Post a pic of his kitchen or some interior shot for max lulz. Outside is kinda boring.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 7:08:43 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/22/2016 7:11:59 PM EDT
IN
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Originally Posted By PAspeedmaster:
http://i.imgur.com/66wbf3B.jpg
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WINNER
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 7:35:46 PM EDT
In and tag
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 7:40:22 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 7:40:31 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/22/2016 7:45:14 PM EDT by Eight_Ring]
So text him/her: Hey I figured out what that funny smell is. It smells like electrical. Did you have any work done recently? I'll check it out after I get back from the movies... (bar/pool hall/whatever).

Ignore all incoming texts.

Text2: Dude! I hooked up with this hot chick! Pics to follo!. (Follow with no pics).

Ignore any incoming texts.

Text 3: (the next day, say mid morning) hOly Fuck. You have insurance coverage, right?

Do not respond to any more texts until late afternoon.

ETA: I'm house-sitting also. If the people you are house-sitting for are over-protective of their pets, you can text stuff like "If the cat got out, where do you think it might go?" then ignore all incoming texts.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 7:41:38 PM EDT
Some good ones already posted.

Tag for even more potential
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 7:42:37 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/24/2016 11:43:37 AM EDT by Midnit]
They did not leave me the keys.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 7:49:42 PM EDT
Fire.

The image needs fire in the background, the grinning girl from FireStarter, and maybe a cameo of LOOTIE in front yard..
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 7:50:47 PM EDT
Needs an Atom bomb going off in the background.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 7:54:20 PM EDT


I 3> this place.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 7:59:09 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Eight_Ring:
So text him/her: Hey I figured out what that funny smell is. It smells like electrical. Did you have any work done recently? I'll check it out after I get back from the movies... (bar/pool hall/whatever).

Ignore all incoming texts.

Text2: Dude! I hooked up with this hot chick! Pics to follo!. (Follow with no pics).

Ignore any incoming texts.

Text 3: (the next day, say mid morning) hOly Fuck. You have insurance coverage, right?

Do not respond to any more texts until late afternoon.

ETA: I'm house-sitting also. If the people you are house-sitting for are over-protective of their pets, you can text stuff like "If the cat got out, where do you think it might go?" then ignore all incoming texts.
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Great idea
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 8:03:40 PM EDT
Ginger Bread Man, Christmas lights and snow.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 8:12:16 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 8:18:02 PM EDT
One cannot effectively 'House-Sit' without the KEYS.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 8:29:55 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Fullpower:
One cannot effectively 'House-Sit' without the KEYS.
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Ya that would be keeping an eye on the place.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 8:34:32 PM EDT
text him "what are friends for"
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 8:36:36 PM EDT
since you don't have the keyhs and can't really "house sit". You need a shopped version with lots of flames and a fire truck to send him with a line of txt to read..... "you should have left the keys".
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 8:43:08 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 8:54:10 PM EDT
Heavy 6 needs to deploy!
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 9:02:04 PM EDT
So tagged for the dragon and fire photos.
Link Posted: 4/22/2016 9:25:04 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/22/2016 9:41:31 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By AJE:
tag
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Link Posted: 4/22/2016 9:41:35 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By T-bolt:
<a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/user/aadkins2/media/house3_zps7cf7h7xe.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v682/aadkins2/house3_zps7cf7h7xe.jpg</a>
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Magnificent!
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