Quoted: I don't think bunny hopping and random grenade spamming translates to real life too well. |
I haven't seen any bunny hopping in CoD4.
Now, when the other team has its shit wired, and your team is a disorganized bunch of fucksticks (leaving you as the only competent one), it's a nightmare. You've got snipers and guys with M-60's on the roof all shooting the shit out of you at long range, you can't get close because of the fricking claymores and guys on the first floor with SMG's, shotguns, and assault rifles shooting the fuck out of you at close range or throwing grenades, you can't see shit because of stun and flash grenades, and none of your teammates will cooperate worth a shit.
And that fucking helicopter is circling overhead blowing you the fuck up with impunity every five seconds and there's an air strike coming in seemingly twice a minute.
So, really, it's what the hadjis went through when we entered Baghdad.
Now, when YOUR team has its shit together? That's a thing of pure beauty. Had the enemy holed up in a building once again, so we all simultaneously fired RPG's at the windows, doors, and roof, then threw grenades and stun grenades right behind them and charged in to sweep out the survivors. THAT kicked ass.
Now if only they hadn't totally nerfed the RPG-7 in multi-player. The projectiles are so fucking slow that I can NEVER hit a helicopter with one and shooting one at a guy at long range means he's just going to dodge out of the way, instead of traveling in a straight line you have no fucking clue where the stupid thing is going to go half the time, and you only get two shots, all adding up to make it next to useless. What's the point of including them in multi-player if they're so utterly worthless half the time?
CoD5 should be CoD4 with new levels, more weapons (MG-3, PKM, RPK, AK-74, M240, etc.), correct the mistakes and bugs in CoD4, and add some new features. Like, instead of a helicopter, you could randomly get to call in an IFV. You'd only get the chopper one out of four times. The IFV would be a lot less cheap (fucking helicopter just spams death with impunity, even if you DO manage to hit the thing with an RPG) than the helicopter and add a little diversity and realism. Ooh, or occasionally have a tank come instead of an IFV or helicopter. It also adds the realism of having to protect the vehicle from sappers and RPG teams. And have some destructable terrain features. Being able to realistically shoot through walls and stuff is a great feature, but I want to SEE holes being blown through walls. I want windows shattering. I want grenades to totally fuck up entire rooms. I want people to be able to actually DEMOLISH a building by hitting it repeatedly with grenades, RPG's, or having the tank blow it up. And would it be too much to ask to include a Stinger or two laying around somewhere on the map so we can shoot down that fucking helicopter?