THE SURPRISE JUMP

Late last night, it was drizzling rain,
Lying in bed I was feeling no pain.
I heard a ringing in my head,
It was the telephone, so I jumped from my bed.
I tripped, stumbled, and said hello,
My first sergeant said it was time to go.
I got to the company, hungry as could be,
The platoon sergeant gave me an "MRE".
Chute on my back, destination unknown,
C-130 it began to groan.
Jumpmaster said now don't you know,
Stand up trooper, it's time to go.
Stand up, hook up, shuffle to the door,
Jump right out and count to four.
As I floated to the ground,
I began to look around.
Lights were shining up at me,
Where, oh, where could I be?
Jumpmaster, he had missed his spot,
This LZ was mighty hot.
Shake, fries and a "Big Mac" to go,
We landed at McDonalds, don't cha know

YELLOW RIBBON

Around her hair she wore a yellow ribbon
She wore it in the spring time, in the early month of May
And if you asked her why the heck she wore it
She'd say she wore it for her soldier who was far, far away
Far away
Far away
She wore it for her soldier who was far, far away
Around the block she pushed a baby carriage
She pushed it in the spring time, in the early month of May
And if you asked her why the heck she pushed it
She'd say she pushed it for her soldier who was far, far away
Far away
Far away
She pushed it for her soldier who was far, far away
Behind the door, her father kept a shotgun
She kept it in the spring time, in the early month of May
And if you asked her why the heck she kept it
She'd say she kept it for her soldier who was far, far away
Far away
Far away
She kept it for her soldier who was far, far away
Around his grave she laid the pretty flowers
She laid them in the spring time, in the early month of May
And if you asked her why the heck she laid them
She'd say she laid them for her soldier who was far, far away
Far away
Far away
She laid them for her soldier who was far, far away

LONG DISTANCE DADDY

Mamma and Papa were layin' in bed,
Papa rolled over and this is what he said...
Gimme some.
P.T.
It's good for you,
It's good for me.
We'll get up in morning with the rising sun,
We'll run all day till the day is done.
Mile one,
Havin' fun.
Mile two,
Good for you.
Mile three,
Good for me.
Mile four,
I want some more.
Mile five,
Keep me alive.
Mile six,
Great kicks.
Mile seven,
This is heaven.
Mile eight,
This is great.
Mile nine,
Mighty fine.
Mile ten,
Let's do it again.

FIRST FORMATION

First formation it was pouring rain,
1 SG said it was time for pain.
Then he said extend to the right,
All you sick calls get out of my sight.
Spent last night out drinkin' gin,
Knew for sure I'd see it again.
Pushup, situps, run in place,
1 SG was setting a helluva pace.
High jumper, lunger, and body twist,
So many others too numerous to list.
By the time we assembled to the right,
I was praying with all my might.
1 SG spotted me in my daze,
Said where've you been the last couple of days?
Told him I spent them with my girl,
Oh, how she makes my head swirl.
1 SG said that's well and fine,
But today, hero, your ass is mine.
How many times do I have to say,
If you play the game you got to pay.

DOUBLE-TIME......ANYTIME......MARCH!

C-130 rolling down the strip
64 troopers gonna take a little trip
Mission top secret, destination unknown
And they don't give a damn if they ever come home

Stand up, hook up, shuffle to the door
Jump right out and count to four
If that main don't open wide
I've got a reserve by my side

And if that one should fail me too
Here is all that I should do
Roll over get up and run off the DZ
Cause never in HELL will ya' bury me

ALL THE WAY

Hey! Hey! All the way,
We love to run every day.
If I were President and had my way,
There wouldn't be a fat man in the Army today.
Everyone would be fit to fight,
Whether you test them day or night.

When I jump onto the old drop zone,
Most of the enemy had already gone.
Those that remained weren't fit to fight,
So enemy contact was really light.
We ran the stragglers off the old drop zone,
Everything is quiet and they're all gone.

I ran towards an improved machine gun nest,
Spraying lead, I was really at my best.
The enemy tried to bob and weave,
My blood curdling screams like to made him heave.
I snatched him out of his well dug hole
And really fixed him, God bless his soul

A-10 PILOTS

A10 pilots flying high
A10 pilots flying by
Looking down let's have some fun
5 little commies watch them run
Air Force pilots sing their song
I just love to drop napalm

5 little commies in the grassWatch that A10 light their ass

4 Little commies down by the lake
Come on people watch them bake

3 little commies in the hut
Watch that napalm light their but

2 little commies jump in the cave
Come on napalm make their grave

1 little commie's getting hot
Watch that napalm hit the spot

A10 pilots in the sun
A10 pilots out for fun
Air Force pilots sing their song

AIRBORNE PT

Early one morning in the pouring rain,
First Sergeant said it was time for pain,
grab your ruck and follow me!
Its time to do some PT.
We jogged nine miles and we ran three,
The First Sergeants yelling follow me!
Then we walked two miles and ran eight!
Airborne PT sure is great!

AN AIRBORNE MAN

I used to be an Airborne man,
They dropped me from a plane in Vietnam.
Lock and load your M16,
Grab your gear and follow me!

Take the safety off your gun,
Lets go have some combat fun.
Find some enemies, roamin'' around,
Take your aim and mow 'em down.

Find some N.V.A.. and capture them all,
Line them up against the wall.
Cock your Colt and line up a shot,
Squeeze the trigger and kill the lot.

BACKWOODS JOHNNY

Backwoods Johnny was a wrestlin' fool.
He wrestled alligators on his way toschool.
He'd stroke their bellies and throw'em in a sack,
and run off to school with a gator on his back.
Teacher seen him coming, jump on a chair.
She yelled at Johnny, "Get your gator outta here!"
Johnny replied as he took his seat,
"You better mind your manners 'cause mygator wants some meat!"

BODIES BLEEDING, BODIES

Load another magazine,
in my trusty M16.
Cuz all I ever wanna see!
Is bodies, bleeding bodies.
Throw another hand grenade!Should have seen the mess I made.
Cuz all I ever wanna see,
Is bodies, broken bodies.
Stab em with the bayonet!If he squirms you're not done yet!
Cuz all I ever wanna see,
Is bodies, cut-up bodies.

Call some more TACAIR.
On that bunker over there.
Cuz all I ever wanna see,
Is bodies burnin bodies!

THE COWBOY

Hey, Hey, what do you say,
I'm goin' to the rod-e-o today.

I drew a bad bull, heard he was a bear,
But I can hang for 8, so I just don't care.

Tie up, bear down, sittin' on my bull,
I'm just waitin' for the gate to pull.

Out from the chute blows my old ride,
It's a wonder that I'm still alive.

Just right then the 8 seconds pass,
I jump right off of that bull's ass.

Quick, turn around and what do I see?
That old bull come a-chargin' at me.

I pull a cut-down 12-gauge from my hip,
And send that bull on a little trip.

I'm the meanest cowboy that you ever did see,
U.S. Army Infantry!

JOHNNY

Mamma told Johnny not to go downtown,
Heard the Marine recruiter was hangin around.

Johnny went downtown anyways,
wanted to hear what recruiter had to say.

Recruiter asked Johnny what he wanted to be,
Johnny said, "I am wanna be infantry".

Johnny caught a plane to Vietnam,
there he fought the Viet-Cong.

Many he killed by knife and blade,
God only knows how many lives he saved.

Well Johnny was bold and Johnny was brave,
Johnny jumped on a hand grenade.

Saved the lives of the men he lead,
but before he died, this is what he said.

"Mamma O mamma please dont you cry,
The Marine Corps motto is Semper Fi!"

IRENE

Irene's her name
She's one of the best.
So every night
I give her the test.

She looks so pretty.
So sleek, so slim.
The moon is bright
the lights are dim.

I've seen her stripped.
I've seen her bare,
I've felt her over everywhere.
I handled her just as gentle as I could.

And when I got in her
I knew she was good.
I rolled her over on her side
Then on her back I also tried.

She's just one big thrill
the best in the land.
She's an F-16
in the Air Combat Command.

SALLY BROWN

There was a girl
called Sally Brown
Said no man
could lay her down.

Then over the hill
came perfect Pete
He was 50 pounds
of swingin' meat.

He lay Sally down
in the grass
And shoved his dick
up her ass.

Sally let out
a ripper fart
Blew Pete's balls
20 feet apart.

Over that hill
went Perfect Pete's
50 pounds
of damaged meat.
In the Clover

Roll me over,
in the clover.
Lay your body next to mine,
roll it on down the line!

So I gave her inches 1.
She said baby you'er the one!
Roll me over,
in the clover.
Lay your body next to mine,
roll it on down the line.

Do I gave her inches 2
She said u-wi-u-wi-u!
Roll me over,
in the clover.
Lay your body next to mine,
roll it on down the line.

So I gave her inches 3,
She said baby that's for me!
Roll me over,
in the clover.
Lay your body next to mine,
Roll it on down the line.

So I gave her inches 4.
She said baby give me more!
Roll me over,
in the clover.
Lay your body next to mine
roll it on down the line.

So I gave her inches 5.
She said baby I'm alive!
Roll me over
in the clover.
Lay your body next to mine.
Roll it on down the line.

So I gave her inches 6,
She said baby that's for kicks.
Roll me over,
in the clover.
Lay your body next to mine,
roll it on down the line.

So I gave her inches 7,
She said baby I'm in heaven.
Roll me over,
in the clover.
Lay your body next to mine,
Roll it on down the line.

So I gave her inches 8,
She said baby that was great.
Roll me over,
in the clover.
Lay your body next to mine.
Roll it on down the line.

So I gave her inches 9.
She said baby you look fine.
Roll me over,
in the clover.
Lay your body next to mine.
Roll it on down the line.
T
HEY SAY THAT IN THE ARMY

They say that in the Army the coffee's mighty fine
It looks like muddy water and tastes like turpentine
Chorus:
Oh Lord, I wanna go
But they won't let me go
Oh Lord, I wanna go hoo-hoo-hoooome EH!
They say that in the Army the chow is mighty fine
a chicken jumped off the table and started marking time
Chorus:
Oh Lord, I wanna go
But they won't let me go
Oh Lord, I wanna go hoo-hoo-hoooome EH!
They say that in the Army the biscuits are mighty fine
one rolled off the table and killed a friend of mine
Chorus:
Oh Lord, I wanna go
But they won't let me go
Oh Lord, I wanna go hoo-hoo-hoooome EH!
They say that in the Army the training's might fine
last night there were ten of us, now there's only nine
Chorus:
Oh Lord, I wanna go
But they won't let me go
Oh Lord, I wanna go hoo-hoo-hoooome EH!
They say that in the Army the pay is mighty fine
they give you a hundred dollars and take back ninety-nine
Chorus:
Oh Lord, I wanna go
But they won't let me go
Oh Lord, I wanna go hoo-hoo-hoooome EH

CHOW

Up in the morning, before day
I don't like it, no way
Eat my breakfast too damn soon
Hungry as hell by noon
Went to the mess sergeant on my knees
Said "mess SGT., mess SGT. feed me please"
Mess SGT. said with a big wide grin
"If you wanna be Waterborne, you gotta be thin"

JESSE JAMES

Jesse James said before he died
There's five things that he wanted to ride
Bicycle, tricycle, automobile
An M-1 tank and a ferris wheel

Jesse James said in his final will
He had five things that he wanted to kill
A lion, a tiger, a kangaroo
A long haired hippie, and instructor too
And ifen he could kill just one
He'd kill the instructor, let the hippie run

NOTHING TO DO

AG, AG, who are you?
TDA with nothing to do
Go to PT at nine a.m.
Then to the pool to have a swim
Racquetball from nine to ten
Recover with a tonic and gin
Lunch from eleven to noon,
Your day will be over soon
Volleyball from noon to three
Keep really busy, can't you see
Now it's four, your day is through
I wish I was AG too

BLACK BERETS

Six hundred black berets
Caught in a valley by the NVA
Billy was worried, didn't know what to do
So he called on me and you
We jumped on in in the middle of the night
Looks like another bloody fire fight
I set my weapon on Rock n Roll
I boogied and woogied and continued to stroll
Killing Communists just for fun
High body count now two for one
If you got trouble in the world today
Just call on the men of the green beret!

ONE MILE

One mile
No sweat
Two mile
Better yet
Three miles
Gotta run
Four miles
To the sun

SUPERMAN

Me and Superman got in a fight
I hit him in the head with some Kryptonite
I hit him so hard I busted his brain
And now I'm dating Lois Lane

Well, me and Batman, we had one too
I hit him in the head with my left shoe
Right in the temple with my left heel
And now I'm driving the Batmobile

EVERY WHERE I GO

Everywhere I go
There's a Drill Sergeant there
Every where I go
There's a Drill Sergeant there
Drill Sergeant
Drill Sergeant
Why don't you leave me alone
And let me go back home
When I eat my chow... (sub in for Everywhere I go)
When I comb my hair...
When I brush my teeth...
When I get my shots...
When I do PT...
When I see my girl...
When I get out of bed...
On an FTX...

COUNT CADENCE

Delay cadence
Count cadence
Delay cadence
Count
(one) Can't Hear you
(two) Little louder now
(three) All together
(four) Everybody
(one) Hit it
(two) Kick it
three) Stab it
(four) Kill it
one, two, three, four, one, two, three, four
we like it here
we love it here
It's a home away from home
(A what?) a home away from home
(A what?) a home away from home

HERE WE GO

Here we go again
Same old stuff again
Marching down the avenue
Few more days and we'll be through
I won't have to look at you
So, I'll be glad and so will you

Where's the Little Bird/Yellow Bird cadence?

Side note, works well:

Caller: They say that in the Army
the coffee's mighty fine
------------------------(WHO SAID THAT!)

Caller: It looks like muddy water
and tastes like turpentine
----(HO-----LY      SHIT!)

I know this doesn't look right, but during the first call of the line, this is when the platoon or company says it.   I tried to show timing with the spacing of the words.  It's funny as hell when you got 30-40 swinging richards sounding off with this.


                             

Left Right left right left right kill (uh huh)
Left right left right ya know we will (oh yeah)
Went to the school
where the kiddies go to learn
called for some napalm
and watched them burn

LRLRLR Kill
LRLR ya know we will
went to the special olympics
where no one comes in last
Set up my claymore
and I prepared to blast

LRLRLR Kill
LRLR ya know we will
Went to the local Wal-Mart
where all the dirty people shop
Pulled out my machete
and I began to chop

further verses:
went to the playground
where the kiddies go to play
called in an airstrike
and blew them all away

went to McDonalds
where the kiddies go to eat
pulled out my KBar
and cut off their feet

etc.

Quoted: Where's the Little Bird/Yellow Bird cadence?

A little puppy
with little paws
was sitting on
my table saw
A little puppy
with liiiitle paws
was sitting on my (stomp) table saw

I'd lured him in
with a piece of meat
and then i cut off
his fucking feet

I'd lured him in
with a piece of meat
and then i cut off his (stomp) fucking feet

I called the doctor
the doctor said
your little puppy
is f'ing dead

I picked him up
and shook him out
that little puppy
began to shout .....

tag for basic posterity's sakes

the best ones for me are the ones that have been deemed "inapproperate"

UH-1 flying through the trees
dropping bombs on the refugees
what the hell the ammo is free
and naplam sticks to kids


a yellow bird with yellow bill
flew upon my window sill
I lured him in with a crust of bread
and then I smashed his (stomp your foot)  fuckin' head

I don't know, but I've been told
russian pussy is mighty cold

Up jumped the monkey from the coconut grove
he was a mean mother fucker, you could tell by his clothes
With his 10 pound balls and his 12 inch prick
He was a loud mouth-mother fuckin son of a bitch
He lined a hundred women up against the wall
And bet anyone that he could fuck them all
He fucked 98 till his balls turn blue
Then he backed off, jacked off, and fucked the other two


there are a lot more......but time has a way of having you forget them....

Marching Cadence

"Beret"

See that man in the maroon beret
Jumpin's how he earns his pay
That's the only life for me
Airborne Infantry

See that man in the tan beret
Killin's how he earns his pay
That's the only life for me
Airborne Ranger infantry

See that man in the green beret
Training nations everyday
That's the only life for me
Special Forces infantry

See that man in the black beret
Walkin's how he earns his pay
That's the only life for me
Straight leg infantry

See that man in the blue beret
Peacekeeping every day
That's the only life for me
United Nations infantry

See that man in the orange beret
Guarding the border every day
That's the only life for me
MFO infantry

See that man with the beard on his face
Ask him and he'll say he's been no place
That's the only life for me
Delta force infantry

See that man in the baseball cap
Beer in his hand, chips in his lap
That's the only life for me
National Guard infantry


Had to tweak it a bit since the big headgear change, straight leg used to start "See that man with the leg cap on, marching marching all day long".  I am also assuming that we supply troops to the Multinational Force and Observers (MFO) that guard the border ont eh Sinai Peninsula.  That was happening in the 90's when I was in anyway, when 101st pulled the duty, they were all strutting around Ft. Campbell with desert cammies and orange berets.

C-130 rollin down the strip,
Airborne Ranger on a one way trip,
Weapon in his hand, destination unknown,
Airborne Ranger ain't never coming home.

Sapper in the wire
Holy shit! We're taking fire
He was always ready to go
So early
So early
So early in the morning

Sniper on the hill
He's ready to shoot, He's ready to kill
He was always ready to go
So early
So early
So early in the morning

Hey Hey Captain Jack
Meet me by the railroad track
With a rifle in your hand
I wanna be a killin' man
A KILLIN' MAN!!
A killin' man



When I go to Heaven
Saint Peter he will say
How'd ya earn your livin'
How'd ya earn your pay
I reply with a little bit of thunder
I earned my livin' killin' down under
When I go to bars
The girls they will say
How'd ya earn your livin'
How'd ya earn your pay
I reply with a cool kind of suave
I earn my livin' killin' commies for my God
When I go home
The hippies they will say
How'd ya earn your livin'
How'd ya earn your pay
I reply as I pull out my knife
Get outta my way before I take your life!!

hey hey captain Jack
meet me down by the railroad track
with a rifle in my hand
Im gonna be a killin man

hey hey captain Jack
meet me down by the rairoad track
with a bottle in my hand
Im gonna be a drinkin man

hey hey captain Jack
meet me down by the railroad track
with those car keys in my hand
Im gonna be a driving man

hey hey captain jack
meet me down by the railroad track
with those flowers in my hand,
Im gonna be a lovin man.

hey hey captain jack
meet me down by the railroad track
with that knife in my hand
Im gonna be a stabbin man

To the tune of "The ants go marching".

I place my hand upon her knee
ya ho, ya ho.
I place my hand upon her knee
ya ho, ya ho.
I placed my hand upon her knee,
now sailer boy your teasing me.
get in get out get fucking about ,
ya ho, ya ho, ya ho.

I placed my hand upon her tit
ya ho, ya ho,
I placed my hand upon her tit
ya ho, ya ho,
I placed my hand upon her tit,
now sailer boy your squessing it.
get in get out get fucking about ,
ya ho, ya ho, ya ho.

I placed my hand upon het twat,
ya ho, ya ho.
I placed my hand upon her twat,
ya ho, ya ho.
I placed my hand upon her twat,
now sailer boy you found the spot,
get in, get out, get fucking about,
ya ho, ya ho, ya ho.

Now she's moved to Boston town,
ya ho, ya ho.
Now she's moved to Boston town,
ya ho, ya ho.
Now she's moved to Boston town,
with fuckin sailers all around,
get in, get out, get fuckin about,
ya ho, ya ho, ya ho.

(slower now)
Now she's got a wooden box,
ya ho, ya ho.
Now she's got a wooden box,
ya ho, ya ho.
Now she's got a wooden box,
(pause)
FOR FUCKING MARINES WITH WOODEN COCKS,
get in , get out, get fucking about,
ya ho, ya ho ,ya ho.

Well, up jumped the monkey from the coconut grove,
he's a mean mother fucker you can tell by his clothes,
with a two pop beanie and a two button stich
he's a cock sucking , mother fucking, son of a bitch.

He walks through the jungle with his dick in his hand,
saying "look out women, I'm a pussy loveing man".

Well he lined a hundred women up against the wall,
takin fifty dollar bets he could fuck'em all.

Well he fuck ninety eight untill his balls turned blue,
back off, jacked off, and fucked the other two.

Well the monkey died and went straight to hell,
he fucked the devils wife and his daughter as well.

You better watch out baby or he'll fuck you!

Back in OCS, one of my TAC officers ordered me to delete "Tiny Bubbles" from my cadence repertoire.  So I obliged  him with something close to the following cadence:

Tiny bullets/In my gun
Keep me happy/Having fun.

Five point Five/Six Millimeter
Good to go for/ 800 meters.

Twenty inches/Of hot blue steel
Is what you need for/Good clean kills.

Hadji knows that/bullets don't tumble
Fragmentation's/what giives him trouble.


For some reason, the good CPT smoked me pretty good afterward

Anyone remember the words to "Old Kig Cole" marching cadence?

Quoted: Anyone remember the words to "Old Kig Cole" marching cadence?

Old King Cole was a merry old soul;
a merry old soul was he.
He called for his pipe and he called for his bowl and he called for his Privates three.
Beer! Beer! Beer! Said the Privates.
What merry men are we!
but none so fair that we can compare to the Airborne Infantry!
Old King Cole was a merry old soul;
a merry old soul was he.
He called for his pipe and he called for his bowl and he called for his Corporals three.
I need a three day pass said the Corporal
Beer! Beer! Beer! Said the Privates.
Old King Cole was a merry old soul;
a merry old soul was he.
He called for his pipe and he called for his bowl and he called for his Sergeants three.
Left right left said the Sergeant.
I need a three day pass said the Corporal
Beer! Beer! Beer! Said the Privates.
Old King Cole was a merry old soul;
a merry old soul was he.
He called for his pipe and he called for his bowl and he called for his LTs three.
What do I do now? Said the LT.
Left right left said the Sergeant.
I need a three day pass said the Corporal
Beer! Beer! Beer! Said the Privates.
Old King Cole was a merry old soul;
a merry old soul was he.
He called for his pipe and he called for his bowl and he called for his Captains three.
Whose gunna drive my Hummer? Said the Captain
What do I do now? Said the LT.
Left right left said the Sergeant.
I need a three day pass said the Corporal
Beer! Beer! Beer! Said the Privates.
Old King Cole was a merry old soul;
a merry old soul was he.
He called for his pipe and he called for his bowl and he called for his Majors three.
I need a bigger desk said the major.
Whose gunna drive my Hummer? Said the Captain
What do I do now? Said the LT.
Left right left said the Sergeant.
I need a three day pass said the Corporal
Beer! Beer! Beer! Said the Privates.
Old King Cole was a merry old soul;
a merry old soul was he.
He called for his pipe and he called for his bowl and he called for his Colonels three.
When can I play golf? Said the Colonel.
I need a bigger desk said the major.
Whose gunna drive my Hummer? Said the Captain.
What do I do now? Said the LT.
Left right left said the Sergeant.
I need a three day pass said the Corporal
Beer! Beer! Beer! Said the Privates.
Old King Cole was a merry old soul;
a merry old soul was he.
He called for his pipe and he called for his bowl and he called for his Generals three.
Keep those Privates straight! Said the Generals
When can I play golf? Said the Colonel.
I need a bigger desk said the major.
Whose gunna drive my Hummer? Said the Captain.
What do I do now? Said the LT.
Left right left said the Sergeant.
I need a three day pass said the Corporal
Beer! Beer! Beer! Said the Privates.

Please someone tell me they know the Marine Dang Dew cadence....

Probably one of the most politically incorrect cadences ever, and I can't remember how the whole thing goes.

What I do remember:

Marine Dang Dew,
now what is that?
It's soft and warm,
like a pussy cat.
Well it smells like fish,
and it's split in two.
And that's what you call,
the Marine Dang Dew.


More?  Anyone?

Heh, here's one from the files....
Cadence caller (troops)
****

1, 2, 3, 4... (You cant count to 5!)
1, 2, 3, 4... (Because your BRAIN is fried!)
(On Crack, And Dope, And all that Shit you Smoke... CRACK BABY!)

***
One-Oh-One
Screamin Eagles
Pick up your Ropes and follow me!
Air-Assault Infantry!

Eighty-Second
All-American
Pick up your chutes and follow me!
Airborne Infantry!

Twenty-Fifth
Tropic Lightning
Pick up your Rag-tops and follow me!
Light-Fighting Infantry!

Tenth Division
Mountain Fighters
Pick up your rucks and follow me
We're the Mountain Infantry!

First Division
The Big Red One
Pick up your Rifles and Follow me!
Mechanized Infantry!
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(and my Own personal Favorite)

In The early morning Rain
In the Early morning Rain...
In the Early morning rain  (this line is always drawn out)
In the Early Morning Rain.

See the Soldier on the hill??
He is not afraid to kill.
See the soldier on the Hill  
He is not afraid to kill.

With the Enemy to my front
And the Ocean to my Rear
The sound of shells are all I hear
In the Early morning rain.

Don't let your dingle-dangle dangle in the dirt,
Pick up your dingle-dangle clean it in your shirt.

Don't let your dingle-dangle dangle in the sand,
Pick up your dingle-dangle hold it in your hand.

Don't let your dingle-dangle dangle in the grass,
Pick up your dingle-dangle stick it in your AS YOU WERE.