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Posted: 11/5/2009 10:40:44 AM EST
CIA JOB OPENING


The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the
background checks, interviews and testing were done, there
were 3 finalists ––- 2 men and a woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a
large metal door and handed him a gun.

'We must know that you will follow your instructions, no
matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you

will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!'


The man said 'You can't be serious, I could never shoot my
wife'


The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job.
Take your wife and go home'


The second man was given the same instructions. He took the
gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five
minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. 'I
tried, but I can't kill my wife.'


The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your
wife and go home'


Finally it was the woman's turn. She was given the same
instructions to kill her husband.


She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard,
one shot after another, eight in a row.


They heard screaming, crashing and banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet.

The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped
the sweat from her brow.


'This gun is loaded with blanks,' she said. 'I had to beat
him to death with the chair.'


Moral: Never put a woman to the test.
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