Yep. The Great American Badass is.... a Christian.

It brings a tear to my eye and I feel a tiny glimmer of hope for all humanity.

www.amazon.com/gp/product/0805431616/qid=1135994012/sr=8-1/ref=pd_bbs_1/104-6042508-7502337?n=507846&s=books&v=glance

Millions of people around the world know Chuck Norris as the star of more than 20 motion pictures, including "Delta Force," "Missing in Action," and "Return of the Dragon." Millions more know him as a martial arts expert, the only man in the Western Hemisphere to hold an 8th degree Black Belt Grand Master in Tae Kwon Do. And then there are others who know him from his eight seasons on CBS’s longest running series, "Walker, Texas Ranger."

What many don't know is that Chuck Norris is a sincere Christian—a man whose faith plays a role in everything he does. Against All Odds is an inspirational story of how Norris overcame abject poverty from childhood, the effects of his father’s alcoholism and desertion of the family, and his own shyness and lack of strength and ability early in his life. Norris writes candidly about how he was able to overcome such obstacles in his life—giving full credit to God.

so much for being a tough guy

edit:  I roundhouse kick you in da name of da lawd!

That's one of the main reasons he's my favorite actor and has been for a long time.

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Yes, Chuck is a Christian.

In real life he is a decent fellow.

It's just too bad his TV show was awful.

My sincerest hope is that thousands of years from now archaeologists discover the ARFCOM threads about Chuck and believe that he didn't have aids, but he gave it to people anyway.

Because that's just how bad he is.

We are everywhere.

How can someone who's so violent on TV and movies be such a good Christian?!?!  When he's delivering a powerful roundhouse kick to the latissmus dorsi, is this God's will?  How can one sleep at night knowing they're ruined so many lives with their awesome power shots and graceful karate moves?  These are difficult questions we must ask ourselves when watching Chuck Norris pound Jesus into someone's chest at the speed and proficiency no human has ever achieved.

Quoted: How can someone who's so violent on TV and movies be such a good Christian?!?!  When he's delivering a powerful roundhouse kick to the latissmus dorsi, is this God's will?  How can one sleep at night knowing they're ruined so many lives with their awesome power shots and graceful karate moves?  These are difficult questions we must ask ourselves when watching Chuck Norris pound Jesus into someone's chest at the speed and proficiency no human has ever achieved.

God gave Chuck Norris a special talent - the ability to deliver a devistating roundhouse kick to the head.  It would be a shame for Chuck to waste that talent.

He needs to roundhouse kick Satan and this world would be so much better.

So he kicks ass for the Lord?

Quoted: So he kicks ass for the Lord?

Like the Power Team!!

Quoted: Quoted: So he kicks ass for the Lord? Like the Power Team!! www.thepowerteam.com/graphics/newindex/logo_man.jpg

I saw those guys probably 15 years ago
I didn't convert or anything but it was akinda a cool show

A new reason to like Chuck.

Quoted: How can someone who's so violent on TV and movies be such a good Christian?!?!  When he's delivering a powerful roundhouse kick to the latissmus dorsi, is this God's will?  How can one sleep at night knowing they're ruined so many lives with their awesome power shots and graceful karate moves?  These are difficult questions we must ask ourselves when watching Chuck Norris pound Jesus into someone's chest at the speed and proficiency no human has ever achieved.

Righteous anger is not a sin, Jesus himself took a whip and ran money changers out of the temple.

Name one person in any film or T.V. show that Chuck beat up on that was not self defence or otherwise had it coming?

Chuck was always a good guy and only acted against evil, just as many of us Christians here have to face those of you that would feed us to the lions.

Right!  He's like Cain on "Kung-Fu"....  except he does alot less drugs in real life.  

Quoted: It's just too bad his TV show was awful.

Oh my you are so gonna get roundhouse kicked!

WTR is a regular family event in our house because of the Christian theme/content.

I just ordered the book!

Excellent

FREE

Quoted: Quoted: It's just too bad his TV show was awful. Oh my you are so gonna get roundhouse kicked! WTR is a regular family event in our house because of the Christian theme/content.

but its a terrible show

Quoted: so much for being a tough guy edit:  I roundhouse kick you in da name of da Lawd!

This still doesn't justify that fucked up beard!

So that's why his face is so immobile.

He is just shy.

Looks like they have a figurine commemorating Chuck's childhood:

Quoted: I just ordered the book!

I did too! It looked very intriguing.

His real name is Carlos Ray!!

Quoted: Quoted: I just ordered the book! I did too! It looked very intriguing. His real name is Carlos Ray!!

The book isn't half bad. I had to return it before I finished it, but he seems like a pretty cool guy. Bruce Lee got him into show business.

Quoted: Yep. The Great American Badass is.... a Christian.

His movies and TV shows are so hokey and fake,it doesn't surprise me.

His new show, "Walker . . . Texas Christian" is airing this spring.

Fuckin' Chuck Norris!



....Just kidding.  Good for you, Chuck!

Chuck Norris is a real Christian-American badass.

Chuck Norris can and will recite Bible scriptures while baptising you in a urinal at a honkeytonk.

Chuck Norris sometimes drives a church bus on sunday mornings and always gets the right of way at four corner stops,always!!!

When Chuck Norris is asked to say a few words of inspiration from the pulpit everyone ducks down behind the pews because if Chuck Norris clears his throat before speaking the concussion of such could slay the entire congregation[ and I don't mean in the spiritual sense either].

Chuck Norris's facial impression has been seen by many on trees,whiskey bottles,eatible victoria's secret underdrawers and burnt grilled cheese sammiches all around the world.

Chuch Norris dosen't go around on visitation night anymore asking why church members have not been at church or prayer meetings, because this only decreases church membership and increases gridlock due to funeral processions.

Chuck Norris is the only male member left in the church choir and that is cool with the music director and totally cool with all the hotties in the alto and sapprano sections.

Chuck Norris will snap-punch and dragon-kick the devil's crusty ass into a new era of chicken-shit if Chuck Norris finds out he has been trying to use his evil powers of deception to stop people from buying exercise equipment he has promoted.

Chuck Norris had a tuesday night self-defense karate class for seniors in the church gymnasium.

Chuck Norris now on tuesday night  has only physical therapy sessions for catastrophically impaired individuals covered under the silver care plan as a condition of his probation.

Chuck Norris is a real Christian-American badass.

If he's born again, does he have two navels? (And he better not fuck with me.  I know feng shui)

Quoted: ...Chuck Norris can recite Bible scriptures while baptising you in a urinal at a honkeytonk...

LOL.

Chuck Norris and some of the other boys from the Christian Enforcement League want to know where you were on Sunday...