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Posted: 9/18/2004 2:28:25 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 2:31:23 PM EST
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a flip-flopper with a soccer ball on his head.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 2:33:15 PM EST
Not a caption but his physical appearance is as much a lie as is his background. Obviously he has taken mutiple sessions of botox, he has a tanning bed tan and his teeth have been excessively whitened. Acording to his wife, he also has a penial implant.

Bomber
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 2:33:32 PM EST

Originally Posted By captainpooby:
photos.reuters.com/Pictures/galleries/Stories/632176283649218750/LargeThumbnails/MDF104132.jpg



I, John Kerry, think this is one of my proudest moments, where I saved an R. Buckminster Fuller Geodesic Vase from certain destruction, after it was hurled by my lovely bride Teresa, on our wedding night, when I begged her to do the nasty, and she responded by coyly hurling it at my noggin, for which I received a purple heart...
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 2:36:10 PM EST
I didn't know Mr. Ed played soccer!
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 2:37:53 PM EST
OMG!
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 2:38:38 PM EST
That will get him another purple heart.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 2:40:01 PM EST

Originally Posted By captainpooby:
photos.reuters.com/Pictures/galleries/Stories/632176283649218750/LargeThumbnails/MDF104132.jpg




That pic is PROOF that kerry is a RAT.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 2:43:37 PM EST
I'm stupid
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 2:44:30 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 2:52:30 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 2:54:09 PM EST
"Oh shit! Plastic sticks to Botox residue!"
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 4:29:49 PM EST

Originally Posted By thebomber:

Acording to his wife, he also has a penial implant.



Whose penis, and in which orifice?
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 4:30:24 PM EST
My he has bleached teeth.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 4:32:14 PM EST
playing soccer for 18 years i've never seen somebody do a header with their mouth open, on the field that is. Now yeah i might have been to some parties and seen it done with the mouth open but thats another story.........
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 4:33:02 PM EST
"IF I can balance this ball on my head for one minute straight, I surely have what it takes to be commander and chief!"
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 4:36:16 PM EST
I dont have a caption, other than to say I used to live next to a family with a severely retarded girl....she was a young teenager, but developmentally around 2 years old. No ability to communicate....very poor motor skills....very sad actually...she always smiled, and seemed very happy...but you could tell there just werent any gears spinning behind those wide, gaping eyes.....

anyway.....Kerry's look on his face is EXACTLY how she used to look when she would focus on something!

Coincidence.....I think not!
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 4:37:30 PM EST
Oooooops...lost my ball(s).
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 4:37:48 PM EST

Originally Posted By Greenhorn:
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a flip-flopper with a soccer ball on his head.



^^I vote for that one^^

that's the first thing I've laughed at all day.......
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 4:38:33 PM EST
jeez...

with those choppers, he looks like a gopher
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 4:50:58 PM EST








hmmmm.......you decide.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 4:53:05 PM EST
I've got a much better pic of Kerry... I just need to scan it, and find someone to host it for me...
You guys will friggin flip...
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 4:59:24 PM EST



Mahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 5:04:22 PM EST

Originally Posted By Wobblin-Goblin:
My he has bleached teeth.



How about this?

Link Posted: 9/18/2004 5:05:29 PM EST

Originally Posted By Greenhorn:
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a flip-flopper with a soccer ball on his head.



+1
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 5:06:53 PM EST
Jeez...he never quits! That fool is SUCH a boob! This campaign is getting to be a complete joke.

The only reason Bush hasn't left Kerry completely in his dust is because of the intense hatred so many Democrats have for Bush and because of the great help Kerry continues to receive from his pals in the press and media.

Screw them...we'll win anyway!
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 5:11:58 PM EST
This pics has to be a Photoshop....cuz I heard Kerry didn't have balls.

MT
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 5:38:15 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/18/2004 5:41:32 PM EST by Bigheadcal]
http://media.mnginteractive.com/media/paper101/kerry031004.jpg

http://img.coxnewsweb.com/B/02/77/25/image_525772.jpg

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2004/ALLPOLITICS/03/01/mgrind.hot.monday/vert.hot.3.1.ap.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/bigheadcal/capt.jpg

http://www.firefightersforkerry.com/images/KerryHockeyGear.jpg

http://www.alphecca.com/archives/photos/kerrynose.jpg



http://graphics7.nytimes.com/images/2003/11/12/politics/kerry-harleybig.jpg



http://images.usatoday.com/news/_photos/2004/07/04/kerry-baseball-inside.jpg

http://cache.boston.com/globe/nation/packages/kerry/images/day7/bodyb.jpg

http://www.americanwindsurfer.com/mag/back/issue5.5/sailing.jpg


http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20040718/capt.sge.obx55.180704202349.photo00.default-380x272.jpg

http://www.firefightersforkerry.org/images/Kerry_Bowling.jpg

http://wwwimage.cbsnews.com/images/2004/03/22/image608051x.jpg


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/bigheadcal/kerrycatch.jpg


http://www.firefightersforkerry.org/images/KerryPheasantHunting.jpg


http://www.learyfirefightersfoundation.org/hattrick4/gallery/game%20action%20gallery/images/8796_Kerry.10.9.BB.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/bigheadcal/keryyshotgunner.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/bigheadcal/072904kerryfinal.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/bigheadcal/072904kerry1.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/bigheadcal/gfjgf.jpg

"I feel so pretty"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/bigheadcal/untitled6767678.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/bigheadcal/untitledghhghghg.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/bigheadcal/r4136565836.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/bigheadcal/r3900140461.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/bigheadcal/untitleduyiyuiyui.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/bigheadcal/r1572143225.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/bigheadcal/111188.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/bigheadcal/kerrylovethekids.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/bigheadcal/untitledfgfg.jpg


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/bigheadcal/untitledtryttr.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/bigheadcal/untitled6776.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/bigheadcal/hfhhf.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/bigheadcal/untitleduyiiuyu.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/bigheadcal/KerryBear.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/bigheadcal/untitleddfhhhdf.jpg


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/bigheadcal/untitled567565.jpg



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/bigheadcal/kerryban.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/bigheadcal/a014_guns.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v104/bigheadcal/DWF15-890626.jpg

Link Posted: 9/18/2004 5:43:59 PM EST
Neiiiiiiigh!
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 6:28:28 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 6:36:11 PM EST
John Kerry says "I'd hit it"

Cow says "oh shit, I don't think he's kidding!!!"


Link Posted: 9/18/2004 6:42:08 PM EST

Originally Posted By Greenhorn:
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a flip-flopper with a soccer ball on his head.



LOL

Yet another +1 for this one.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 6:43:49 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/18/2004 6:44:33 PM EST by HABU]

That pic is PROOF that kerry is a RAT.





What a dork.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 6:49:07 PM EST


*singing* They call me FLIPPER! FLIPPER! FLIPPER!, faster than lightning......." OR..

"WHY I AM THE WAY I AM"....
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 6:52:36 PM EST


OFFICER: "Ok, Mr. Kerry, one more test......"
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 6:54:00 PM EST


"KILL WHITEY"!

Link Posted: 9/18/2004 6:56:04 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/18/2004 6:59:50 PM EST by WizardOfAhs]


"Oh! OOOH! OHHHH! Oh! OH! OH! oh! OH! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!, Mmmmmmmmmm, Ahhhhhh, Yeah! Mmmmmm... I could use a cigarette now.."

OR...


"So, Mrs. Kerry, you'll do ANYTHING for my vote" Ummm, alrightyyy then!!! *UNZIP*"
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 7:20:18 PM EST
Sung to the Beverly Hillbillies

I'm gonna tell you story about a man named a Kerry


And boy did throw a baseball just like a ferry



And then one day he was pickin his nose



Trying to decide on which one of his HO's





Bought him his new groovey clothes




Bomber
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 7:23:46 PM EST
Oh man.................


This guy is a walking PR charlie foxtrot.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 7:24:06 PM EST
"In a moment of horror for his supporters, John Kerry's brain exploded out of his skull....."
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 7:27:09 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 7:27:48 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/18/2004 7:31:31 PM EST by Lexington]


My Depends are feeling all warm and squishy right now, and......wait......UUUGH! I think I just put something solid in there too.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 7:50:27 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 8:10:06 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 8:29:44 PM EST
Not only does he look like a FAIRY in every sporting picture(other than the windsailing maybe) but was he shooting with no eyes and ears? What sportsman shoots without ears(other than maybe 1 shot while hunting). I shoot so much trap and skeet that I would be deaf in a day if I didn't wear ear pro.
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 8:39:21 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/18/2004 9:16:46 PM EST by Daytona955i]






Link Posted: 9/18/2004 9:16:30 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 9:22:06 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/18/2004 10:43:12 PM EST




PULL THE TRIGGER! PULL THE TRIGGER!!!!
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 2:25:11 AM EST
What a doofus!

Link Posted: 9/19/2004 2:54:18 AM EST

Originally Posted By SPECTRE:
That will get him another purple heart.



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