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Posted: 9/29/2005 3:50:42 PM EDT
Ever done a butter-face? Please elaborate if it makes a good story.
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 3:52:58 PM EDT
Who put "WTF is a butter-face?"?
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 3:54:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By IAMLEGEND:
Who put "WTF is a butter-face?"?



Link Posted: 9/29/2005 3:54:29 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 3:54:33 PM EDT
They usually work a little harder to please.
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 3:55:04 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/29/2005 3:55:20 PM EDT by IAMLEGEND]

Originally Posted By motown_steve:

Originally Posted By IAMLEGEND:
Who put "WTF is a butter-face?"?






It's when a chick has a smokin' body and everything is good butter face.

ETA:
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 3:55:45 PM EDT
Butterface

A woman with a hot body and a fugly face. From the neck down, she's got it goin' on. But her face... That's another story.Bill realized that he had no chance to score with the bootylicious Allysa, so later that night he settled for a butterface het met on the way to the keg.

Chick with a hell of a nice body, but the face is ugly. She looked real good... but her face (butterface)
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 3:55:51 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 3:56:22 PM EDT
I did in high school. I have a very nice selection now in college though.
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 4:01:12 PM EDT
Better a butterface than a butterbody for sex.
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 4:02:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NightWatchman:
Better a butterface than a butterbody for sex.



Hear hear!

+1 to that
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 4:03:04 PM EDT
sex toy ===> Chef's bag-o-pleasure!
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 4:06:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By IAMLEGEND:
Who put "WTF is a butter-face?"?


I did, we just called them "dogs" in my days
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 4:07:32 PM EDT
BF's are good with hot body.
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 4:08:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By twonami:

Originally Posted By IAMLEGEND:
Who put "WTF is a butter-face?"?


I did, we just called them "dogs" in my days



I still use that too but butter-face implies characteristics in the body that aren't implied by the term 'dog' or 'pig' or whatever. That's where I see the distinction.
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 4:10:35 PM EDT
here's a tip for you youngsters:

when scoping the women at the bars, ignore the face, the clothes, the hair, the make up, etc

Find the chick with the best body early, and work it hard.

Here's the thing....most women (especially the made-up ones at the bars) look worse with their clothes off....the chicks I'm talking about - exactly the opposite.

Trust me on this. It will pay dividends.
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 4:10:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By IAMLEGEND:

Originally Posted By twonami:

Originally Posted By IAMLEGEND:
Who put "WTF is a butter-face?"?


I did, we just called them "dogs" in my days



I still use that too but butter-face implies characteristics in the body that aren't implied by the term 'dog' or 'pig' or whatever. That's where I see the distinction.


Didn't know there where classifications for ugly women. I guess I don't get out much since I got married
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 4:11:28 PM EDT
never did a butter face but I did do a fifty footer once.
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 4:12:40 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/29/2005 4:13:37 PM EDT by IAMLEGEND]

Originally Posted By twonami:

Originally Posted By IAMLEGEND:

Originally Posted By twonami:

Originally Posted By IAMLEGEND:
Who put "WTF is a butter-face?"?


I did, we just called them "dogs" in my days



I still use that too but butter-face implies characteristics in the body that aren't implied by the term 'dog' or 'pig' or whatever. That's where I see the distinction.


Didn't know there where classifications for ugly women. I guess I don't get out much since I got married



Likewise (on the not getting out since...).

But it's a special term for women with killer bodies and faces that don't match. They are out there.
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 4:13:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By spm681:
never did a butter face but I did do a fifty footer once.



OK, WTF is that?
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 4:13:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By IAMLEGEND:

Originally Posted By spm681:
never did a butter face but I did do a fifty footer once.



OK, WTF is that?



good from far, far from good
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 4:14:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NoVaGator:

Originally Posted By IAMLEGEND:

Originally Posted By spm681:
never did a butter face but I did do a fifty footer once.



OK, WTF is that?



good from far, far from good





Link Posted: 9/29/2005 4:16:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NoVaGator:

Originally Posted By IAMLEGEND:

Originally Posted By spm681:
never did a butter face but I did do a fifty footer once.



OK, WTF is that?



good from far, far from good



you walked right into that one! Patty
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 4:17:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By pattymcn:

Originally Posted By NoVaGator:

Originally Posted By IAMLEGEND:

Originally Posted By spm681:
never did a butter face but I did do a fifty footer once.



OK, WTF is that?



good from far, far from good



you walked right into that one! Patty



No doubt...
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 4:20:48 PM EDT
It aint the face ya fuck...Its the fuck ya face.......
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 4:23:47 PM EDT
Whew! I thought this was going to be about bukkake.



Link Posted: 9/29/2005 4:26:34 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/29/2005 4:28:31 PM EDT by IAMLEGEND]

Originally Posted By Stealth:
Whew! I thought this was going to be about bukkake.







I could see where that could come from



link to video
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 4:28:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By IAMLEGEND:

link to video



Link Posted: 9/29/2005 4:30:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By _Notch_:
It aint the face ya fuck...Its the fuck ya face.......


Link Posted: 9/29/2005 4:33:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By IAMLEGEND:

Originally Posted By Stealth:
Whew! I thought this was going to be about bukkake.







I could see where that could come from



link to video



That thing in the video is going to leave me traumatized
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 4:37:36 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 4:39:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bigscrun:
That is why God created beer and paper bags................




Link Posted: 9/29/2005 4:39:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By IAMLEGEND:

Originally Posted By Stealth:
Whew! I thought this was going to be about bukkake.







I could see where that could come from



link to video




AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH­HH!
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 4:46:34 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 4:50:35 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 5:27:04 PM EDT
Real examples of butterfaces:



and the Kerry daughters:




WBK
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 5:35:12 PM EDT

Any port in a storm.
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 5:43:50 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 5:45:24 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 5:47:06 PM EDT
I've never had sex with an ugly chick or a fat chick.
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 5:47:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By WeeBeastyKillr:
Real examples of butterfaces:

img.photobucket.com/albums/v213/voneisen88/butterface1.jpg

and the Kerry daughters:

img.photobucket.com/albums/v213/voneisen88/kerrybutterface.jpg


WBK





Damn man, thanks for the nightmares that will follow for weeks. (on a side not, im horny, I would hit em all like 4 times. )
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 5:50:23 PM EDT
Well I didn't quite "do" her got to 3rd base. She wasn't particularly good looking, but fantastic body. I chickened out
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 5:59:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NightWatchman:
Better a butterface than a butterbody for sex.



AMEN! There was this one hot MILF butterface...no one would pay her attention. Until I happened along. She was down on her luck because she had to serve papers to her ex in front of her children as she dropped them off for visitation. It really brought her down so I invited her out for drinks with a few friends. Damn, she opened up...what a MILF before and turned into a MIF....


Not an ounde of fat on her, perfect tan bod and glorious turn-ups. And she squeezed out two kids? Proof women DON'T go to hell because of childbirth.
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 6:05:40 PM EDT
Some of the coolest chicks I have known were BF or a little chunky. Had some good times with both types then I screwed up and married a beautiful psycho I wasn't picky when I was younger and I don't plan on it for the future either
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 6:08:58 PM EDT
Better a butterface than a buttertroll.
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 6:10:33 PM EDT
Haven't we all?
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 6:12:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Stealth:
Whew! I thought this was going to be about bukkake.




I had this one girl who hadda stripper's body, hardbody natural mammarys round bubble butt, but that face, hadda do it doggie style thinking about Paris Hilton or with the lights out, sheeesh I was desperate...
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 6:22:30 PM EDT
high school nuff said.
Link Posted: 9/29/2005 11:37:47 PM EDT
ugly womenz need da luvin too

this is why the gods invented BEER
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