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Posted: 12/5/2007 1:24:58 AM EDT
ALBANY, NY—In one of the most merciful disasters in recent years, a Greyhound bus traveling from Rochester to Albany, NY skidded into a ditch Tuesday, killing a dozen deadbeat fathers and penniless addicts and finally putting nearly 20 other hapless bastards out of their misery.

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Link Posted: 12/5/2007 1:26:07 AM EDT

The Onion?

Link Posted: 12/5/2007 1:32:38 AM EDT
"Thank heavens nobody made it," said chief paramedic John Thurston, who described the "disturbing smell" at the scene as a combination of gasoline, body odor, Aqua Velva, and relentless disappointment
Link Posted: 12/5/2007 1:47:11 AM EDT
I love The Onion.
Link Posted: 12/5/2007 7:35:59 AM EDT
I had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.
Link Posted: 12/5/2007 7:58:29 AM EDT

but the statue of Christ holding the Macs is priceless.
Link Posted: 12/5/2007 8:05:42 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/5/2007 8:15:26 AM EDT
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